Some mid night entertainment

[IIVIIandrake]

NOw I wanna know what you gusy think. Me when it gets ti around 12am-1am on suday morning I am about ready for a little pick me up..... other wise I look like this... [see below]

I am suggesting that we put the price of LAN-X up $5 and get us some skanky woman, lots of booze and lots of water.........

WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION YYYAAAHHHHHHHHHH

And as I am the only man at LAn-X with breast I will be entering the competition!! hhahahah

Can you guys think of anything else that we could have?? ;)


Catch ya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

[Blade]

Ok Then

The alchohal was allready at LAN-X5 so theres one part of your master plan.

Oh and thats a fair pic man, nice to see your up and rockin and feeling refreashed in it

[madcap_magician]

well bro, some nice skid sessions are always good pick me ups, i should have my car soon, so thats on.

having a hardcore skulling session of 2 or 3 V's works well too.

but if all else fails, we can just jump off the walkway that runs over that water hole they have there at the uni of B!!

but this must be all caught on camera!!

Peace Out!

[Blade]

Camera Indeed

The cameras at LAN's always end up been fun to play with. Dame at the next LAN-X u have to take the video from crawleys lan. ITS A MUST DAMO FOR ALL THOSE THAT WANT CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. But yeah the camera is a dam good idea.

Of course we could produce a vile concoction of every substance known to man kind (and i mean every substance) and pay some unlucky idiot to drink it.

Or as has allready done lets get stack loads of old shit computers (as in 286-386-486) and grab damos convienantly placed sledgy and proceed to have a technology bashing time.

Well yeah more ideas are inbound later, don't want to spoil them all in the one post

[citizen-X]

the only interesting thing in that pic is the HOLY LAN-X Water next to my pc in the background!

[mudgie]

Originally posted by IIVIIandrake
And as I am the only man at LAn-X with breast I will be entering the competition!! hhahahah

I beg to differ, lol!

I'll enter too :p

[IIVIIandrake]

Well Mudgie you are on....... an old white cotton tshirt and a jug of icy cold water...lets have it out bitch hahahahaha ;)

Suddy......... c;mon you didn't even pay for that hahahahahaha That was a recyled bottle filled fromt he toilets LOL ;)


Catch ya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

[kyzen]

LIES! Sif Suddy doesn't deserve the water of the gods! ;) An no! Not the toilet gods! The gods of Mount Olymp... err... Franklin, yeah... thats it :eek:

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahhaha land of the toilet God's.............. the land of amazing Golden Showers.......hahahhaha lol

NOw come on thats enough Suddy needs his holy water to play leet......


Catch ya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat Bastard)

[RaTTuS]

so if suddy cant have his holy water he plays shit?? hrmmmm


/me banishes all holy water form lan-x's :p

[Zenon]

ill join in with this :D

[Zenon]

hey mandrake u still have the lil film i did for ya lol
u remeber bro dun ya ???

[shirtboy]

ur not tiered ur just stoned ;)

[IIVIIandrake]

Yeah man I still have that little movie...shit that was funny. For all who don't know zennon camera can take a small mpg clip so on Sunday mornign when I got back from McDonalds breakfast run with LEz we sat there throwing our empty McDonalds papers screwed up at POison Ivy who was sleping at her computer hhahahahahhHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHA

Catchya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake

[Blade]

Yeah that was pretty dam funny well done there were some good shots in that, hey we could ie up shirtboy and just chuck shit at him for some fun.

[shirtboy]

or not blade

but jay u have to show me that one and are you going to lan69
coz i cant make it to x6 i dont think

[IIVIIandrake]

Hey yeah I'll show ya.....

I don' t think I can goto 69 cause i can't geta lift up there but I am gonnabe at LAn-X 6 though gonna rock hard!!!

Try and come man!!

Catchya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

[Zenon]

yeah finaly a rematch against ya mandrake this should prove to be a good time. bring on the CS

[IIVIIandrake]

hahhahhaha it won't be a re match it will be me schooling you again. LOL :P

Catch ya onthe flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

[shirtboy]

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i can come to x6 :) im so happy

i thought i was going to be away

u can show me there jay


and ill be able to play lots of cs!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

[Zenon]

yes mandrake you know i gottya a few good ones bro and im not gunna let ya forget it plus you havent seen my awping skills

[IIVIIandrake]

Yeah cool shirtboy I will show ya....

ZENNON: Awp skills??? Awping is a n00b cannon mate try a scout that is skillz but bring what ever you want you won't get the money to get an awp hahahahahaahahahhaah

"Zennon's going back to school.. doooh dah...... dooh dah......IIVIIandrakes gonna kik his ass owww doohh dahhh dayyy!!!!!"

hahahhaaahah

Catch ya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Blade]

Take them both on at onve you'll beat them Mandrake

[Zenon]

ok if awp is a n00b weapon why does cit-X use it huh???
any way i can scout as well its much harder but give me a round or two to warm up with it run into the dd room bang hs and ur like wtf i didnt even see him trust me it happened to my friend who was no.1 on GA at the time

[citizen-X]

i consider the awp a "noob killer" :)

but mandrake can say wat he wants :P he loves molestin my awp

as long as ur competent with 2 pistols and colt/ak...u dun really need anythin else

cept when ur goin on auto shottie rampage :O

[Zenon]

lol
i know how much fun are those rampages
last X it was a pisser u ran around with dual pistols
and i use ak and colt more than my awp
unless my skills are needed

[citizen-X]

the awp really isn't a pussy weapon. I consider it needing more skill considering once ur up close and personal u really need to utilise more skill than a automatic rifle to ensure ur survival.

Although its pussy when ppl camp with it behind a box all day cherry picking.

[Zenon]

yeah i hate campers but i dun have anything else against them but remember camping is for people who cant run around getting kills other ways

[IIVIIandrake]

Camping is for fat c.unts like me....... hahahahhaha nah joking siff camp.
Suddy, yours and only your awp shall I molest........ getting you back for looking at my dick (private joke)

Zennon I can colt you from near CT double doors through the T's double doors while your in the bridge room with a Head shot you don't need an awp!

But all shall see the new level of skill I have aquired whence the comest to LAn _xest 6. hahahaha

Catch ya all ont he flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Zenon]

yeah we shall c

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahhahahhaahha ;) Yes you Shall

[Zenon]

yesh indeed

[madcap_magician]

Werd Mandrake, SuP?

yea i need to brush up on the old CS Skillz be for X6, been a while i must admit, bloody VCE and shit! Yea, i need to gte the skillZ up so i can have another mad round with u and cit-X and Les man, although we got schooled something chronic, i still have a fuc>king ball playing wid j00 l337 boi's!

and then theres BF, w00t!

Peace Out,

-Madcap

[Griphonix]

yeah, cs comp at lanx 6, maybe we'll luck out again and only get the 133+ sh|t pros last!

[shirtboy]

so jay how much better are you??

[Zenon]

whose jay?? and maybey we get everyone this weekend onto a server have a practice yall

[IIVIIandrake]

You'll see shirt boy you'll see!! Lets just say that thanx to Lez who has been teaching me the last 5 months......... I went from one of the worst in my clan to lets say a better player ;)

All I will say is unless RAttus played last lan -x I didn't even bother to jump in a server unless Lez and or Suddy was in as well.

MADCAP: SUddy is bringing up his new team... so Lez and I won't be playing with Suddy unless hopefully 2 of his playeers don't turn up hahahahaha but me and Lez thinking of doing a 2 man team anyway ;)

Catch ya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

I am Jay Zennon.......... Hey griph you gotta play it was fun!!!

And MAdcaP always a pleasure bro to game with ya ;)

[Az|2a3L]

Jay is l337 now.

He pwn5 me pretty g00D

Still.. the little azn in him hasnt released itself yet.. so hes still got a lot of learning to do with the awp.. But jsut wait for that hell fury lil azn ripster to control his azn reflexes and jay will be my lil crouching tiger wild card.

Where as i tend to be more like teh pandah.

Rip me up some dumbarse tourists that come to close.

Ill try bring a digi cam this time also.

Get some choice shots of kennys forehead and my penis.

[kyzen]

JOY! ;)

[Zenon]

ok thats to much info for me yall but i was serious about jumping on a server whose in with me???

[IIVIIandrake]

Well I wouldn't say owns you Lez I would say I have game, and that I can give you more of a run for you money, cause pupil can never be better than his teacher..............

TO be the best get taught by the best...... ;)

Thanx Lez.............and Suddy

Catch ya onthe flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Az|2a3L]

suddy has been playing for 2 years longer than me.


Pupil better than both masters if he takes the best from both and discards the trash.

In with th good.. out with the bad..

Make better master.

[Zenon]

riggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh hht i dun get ya here... people can have the same amount of skill as some one that has played for longer if they have just began if they are taught well

[IIVIIandrake]

Well I am lucky cause I ahve been having LEz teach me and now Sddy shows me stuff......... The Gods have granted favour on me..... they MUST want me to play in the CPL that has to be it hahahahahaha :P

[Zenon]

mabey mabey they do mwahahahahhahahahhahahaha ha
oops i just let out my secret *runs away deep into the forest*

[shirtboy]

ive been playin since lan-x 3

does any body feel in the mood to help me wit my n00bish by comparison skills?
:)

[Zenon]

yeah may as well give me a buzz whenb ur online bro ill find a server we jump on and i school ya

[shirtboy]

ha sure sure

[Zenon]

oh sorry about tonight i was on a server and yeah i shut myself off from the world plus it was heaps of fun cause they were fun maps
next time ill post the ip that ill be on so if u want ut can join and tell me ur here ussually i go by the name of Zenon if not yell it out and ill answer best if thats at the start of the round :)
so yeah

[RaTTuS]

zenon who was the one that got "schooled" this afertoon at cs as with you mate :D

[Zenon]

mate i told u i was up really late the night b4 so yeah and i was gunna school him cause i would play on aztec i h8 dust and survivor i never play them

[shirtboy]

speaking of cs and mates me and jake had a mini mini lan over the weekend
twas fun
except he didnt have half the games and u need more people for sofII to be fun

[RaTTuS]

when you only got a couple of mate raven offices is the best map for only a few ppl and if ya mates are noob just run around with the knife its hell fun watching them get the shits

[Zenon]

lol i run round with a knife in any game i ussually get a couple to

and yeah that reminds me i need to have a mini lan soon

[shirtboy]

i was gunna invite ya but jake said u had gastro

im havin 1 this summer in my gararge
2 8 port switches
lots of coke
lots of games lots of pizza
and well probably get the 16 player halo goin

[SPOT]

HALO!! i'm there!!

[citizen-X]

enough of these convos about nothing!

I demand a convo start about my new girlfriend sumomo

pic included

http://users.bigpond.net.au/suddy/sumomo01.jpg

[RaTTuS]

shes a bit young isnt she?

thats a start
as a suggestion of midnight entertainment i suggest a midnight mass wedgey session for grifonix followed by a sacrificial drowning

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahhah SUDDY.... you have issues bro!!! :P

[shirtboy]

im with rattus

ps halo is the shit!!!
i love it

[Zenon]

yeah if u need my 8 port hub u can use it just if ya want its pretty good... and nah i say we dress up a klo kluc's and drown him after teh wedgie

[kyzen]

Originally posted by shirtboy
i was gunna invite ya but jake said u had gastro

im havin 1 this summer in my gararge
2 8 port switches
lots of coke
lots of games lots of pizza
and well probably get the 16 player halo goin
Sif, I'll lend ya a 24 port and cables if ya want ;) I also have 40 trestle tables. Helping out is what the brotherhood, err, I mean VicLAN is all about!

[dragon]

if there's halo i'm there if that's alright with you shirt boy

[shirtboy]

yea it is needs more organising though nut i got plenty of time

twill be fun

[Zenon]

i can help there im a really good organiser and yeah i can admin some shit like games so if ya need \help yell out

[shirtboy]

hmmm i said small :)
but yeah help is good
still need to convince my parents though but it shouldnt be that hard

the way this is going it would be as big as lan 69
but with out the funk

[Az|2a3L]

without the funk.. poor effort.

We need to funkify this joint all over.

[dragon]

yer put in the funk i'm sure kenny wouldn't mind if you borroed his idea for a night or 2:p

[kyzen]

PATENT PENDING!!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
PATENT PENDING!!!

[Az|2a3L]

sif patent funk.

[kyzen]

Well, we did inven't it ;)

[Az|2a3L]

claim to invent funk eh.


Thats a big call.

Could piss off alot of cibai hippies.

[kyzen]

Screw those feral lefties! Hippies just invented an assortment for smells!

[dragon]

down with hippys up with funk ha ha ha

[Az|2a3L]

The difference is in the groove.

[shirtboy]

what about my funky shirts
they have beeen around since b4 funk began?

[IIVIIandrake]

yeah and they smell like they have as well...... hahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahaha

[Zenon]

now now play nice but yeah me must have my lan soon mabey end of year when i have the time :D

[Joshu]

Blah blah blah spam.

Uh... LAN-ZiLLA:II is at the end of the year, Z, so just don't make them conflict or you are in the poo.

[shirtboy]

u took ur time to gets the 2nd lanzilla goin!!

[dragon]

yes you did
is it going to be bigger this time around

[Zenon]

fucking hell give the zilla guys a break they work and are in year 12 sure if we were dumb shits like dragon and if we were all in year 10 we might be able to get a lan with 30 people there and get 8 people on the network and shirt boi u r in year 9 yeah?? well give the guys a break its fucking hard to get a lan of 50+ people running i'd really like to see u both trying to get a lan that big i mean common which is more important your life or a fucking lan

[dragon]

i didn't mean any offrence to the lanzilla people i think that they did a damn good job and if they eant to take all year to the next lanzilla that's ok then. i wasn't hasseling them about it ok zenon.

[Joshu]

I believe Zenon said it all, but...

Shoosh up, shirtboy -- the hosts have a lot of stuff happening cuz they're in year 12. I'm out of school, and I'm working on the rego form to have it ready for like possibly a TERM before opening. They've got plenty of time, just hosting a LAN in the MIDDLE OF EXAMS IS NOT WISE. At all.

Thankyou.

[Zenon]

thankyou for your support joshu :)

[shirtboy]

oooooo ofenciveness
didnt mean it mean
settle grettle
chill jill
take a chill pill
btw there wasnt 50+ peeps last time it was more like 40 or at least thats what i heard off people i was there and i agree

[Zenon]

nah there was 50+ we ran out of tables they wanted 50 not enough registered but more peeps came

[Az|2a3L]

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