cvt
19-10-2004, 12:54 AM
Its come to my attention, that quite a few people here are suffering from Premenstrual Syndrome, more commonly known as PMS.
this could be from a few reasons...
1. your actually a chick pretending to be a guy cos u got hair everywhere
2. you are lacking male hormones.. I beleive that if you seen a doctor, they may be able to help you... best do it now till you get some unfortunate girl a bit too drunk, then find out you have nothing to work with.
3. are in the process of changing your sex from male to female, and are on some sort of 'getting ready so taking hormones' medication
4. have still never even kissed a girl, let alone been out with one, so the male side of your body is shutting down and turning you slowly into a nymph.
any of these things would explain the following behaviours.
most times.
nerd A: dude, you suck
nerb B: yo mumma sucks!
nerd A: my mummy does not suck... you suck, your friends suck, you "refer to my ati vs nvidia post"
nerd B: wtf? aight.. off we go mofo
what has happened is, nerd A, has passed a comment, or joke to nerd B, nerd B, replied with a friendly attack, nerd A has taken this personally, and has felt the need to now defend his position no matter what, nerd C steps in on nerd B's side because of how childish nerd A has become.. nerd A gets upset, and crys himself to sleep at night.
we the get a grudge, nerd B gets pissed off a nerd A for being such a child, nerd A hates nerd B, here we have nerd A, initiating a cat fight, and creating a famous 'I hate you, I'm gonna pull yo hair and scratch yo arms'.
later, nerd A and nerd B kiss and make up.
the others...
well, there all much the same...
they just get started much the same..
We all love a good war, its fun to watch, and even more fun to be in, but they don't need to go as far as someone crying in there pillow and throwing rubber dildos across the room, instead, you need to have a look at yourself and think.
'this is the internet, these people are fucking around and having fun'
heres where you make your choice
1. take this personally, and start to destroy, or destroy you reputation, for some of you, if you even have one..
or
2. realise that this is not real life, there not serious about it, lets have some fun.
unless of course, you don't have a life, and the internet is your life, in which case, it is real life there abusing you, in which case, you are, pretty much a fuckwit, and should be taking it personally :p
of course, this does not apply to saes, you ARE a fuckwit..
don't stop the wars, just stop the sulking and hair pulling.. for fuck sakes... really.... learn when to shut up, and when to attack.
when return attacks, do exactly that, don't jump out, or try and protect yourself without returning the attack, or just protect yourself and then seperately return the attack, thats not a war, thats taking it personally, and your spoiling the fun for yourself, and a few others who are concerned about yo arse... so think about it aight!
now... if you need to see a doctor to fix this problem, do it, if you are a female, female gamers exist, don't be shy, and if your changing sex, bring it out in the open jeffy, once you do, it will be a lot easier.
this could be from a few reasons...
1. your actually a chick pretending to be a guy cos u got hair everywhere
2. you are lacking male hormones.. I beleive that if you seen a doctor, they may be able to help you... best do it now till you get some unfortunate girl a bit too drunk, then find out you have nothing to work with.
3. are in the process of changing your sex from male to female, and are on some sort of 'getting ready so taking hormones' medication
4. have still never even kissed a girl, let alone been out with one, so the male side of your body is shutting down and turning you slowly into a nymph.
any of these things would explain the following behaviours.
most times.
nerd A: dude, you suck
nerb B: yo mumma sucks!
nerd A: my mummy does not suck... you suck, your friends suck, you "refer to my ati vs nvidia post"
nerd B: wtf? aight.. off we go mofo
what has happened is, nerd A, has passed a comment, or joke to nerd B, nerd B, replied with a friendly attack, nerd A has taken this personally, and has felt the need to now defend his position no matter what, nerd C steps in on nerd B's side because of how childish nerd A has become.. nerd A gets upset, and crys himself to sleep at night.
we the get a grudge, nerd B gets pissed off a nerd A for being such a child, nerd A hates nerd B, here we have nerd A, initiating a cat fight, and creating a famous 'I hate you, I'm gonna pull yo hair and scratch yo arms'.
later, nerd A and nerd B kiss and make up.
the others...
well, there all much the same...
they just get started much the same..
We all love a good war, its fun to watch, and even more fun to be in, but they don't need to go as far as someone crying in there pillow and throwing rubber dildos across the room, instead, you need to have a look at yourself and think.
'this is the internet, these people are fucking around and having fun'
heres where you make your choice
1. take this personally, and start to destroy, or destroy you reputation, for some of you, if you even have one..
or
2. realise that this is not real life, there not serious about it, lets have some fun.
unless of course, you don't have a life, and the internet is your life, in which case, it is real life there abusing you, in which case, you are, pretty much a fuckwit, and should be taking it personally :p
of course, this does not apply to saes, you ARE a fuckwit..
don't stop the wars, just stop the sulking and hair pulling.. for fuck sakes... really.... learn when to shut up, and when to attack.
when return attacks, do exactly that, don't jump out, or try and protect yourself without returning the attack, or just protect yourself and then seperately return the attack, thats not a war, thats taking it personally, and your spoiling the fun for yourself, and a few others who are concerned about yo arse... so think about it aight!
now... if you need to see a doctor to fix this problem, do it, if you are a female, female gamers exist, don't be shy, and if your changing sex, bring it out in the open jeffy, once you do, it will be a lot easier.