View Full Version : Politcs ! It's voting time !!
radass
05-10-2004, 04:14 PM
I say vote greens you cunts
why?
because it's time for some no bullshit stuff. we all knew iraq was for oil, and greens leader got up and spoke at the rallies, at the time, and said so himself.
plus other rad stuff :)
AND
if you vote green no#1, and then your prefered major party as #2, it's like having a double vote
BECAUSE, even though the greens dont win and your vote goes to your #2, it is still recorded as #1 greens which forces the major parties to take more notice of the no bullshit stuff that they have to say about health and education and iraq (not to mention old growth forrest logging), and implement it themselves to try and win back some #1 voting on em
ohhhhh yeah ! everyone's a winner !
PLUS
if you vote greens i will think you are cool, and that's worth it's weight in gold
p.s. feel free to dissagree and i promise i wont edit and lock your posts :P
*NoN*Da]rY*
05-10-2004, 04:17 PM
ive got somthing green for you....... IN MY PANTS :) Its also errotic Dave......
radass
05-10-2004, 04:20 PM
:O
i won't be voting for the greens this election nor any election.
i feel as tho the blues have a lot more in the way of foreign policy.
but then the reds are doing more for families.
i wish jeff kennett was still kicking around!!
the man who brought all the cool stuff to victoria and forgot about the bush!! the way its sposed to be!! :D
radass
05-10-2004, 04:34 PM
the bush is for fags
oh and not for logging ;)
citizen-X
05-10-2004, 05:58 PM
im votin for whoever has laxer gun restrictions
radass
05-10-2004, 05:59 PM
haha you redneck
i'm really gonna vote for whoever lets you marry your cousins.
citizen-X
05-10-2004, 06:41 PM
i think thats howard
lathams in2 marrying animals
Peter
05-10-2004, 06:58 PM
im not old enough :(
Yup. mr Erotic is right. Vote greens First. then put labour second. Its on the green's how to vote cards.
Im actually handing out how to vote labour cards all this week.
If anyone can be stuffed, come down to the corner of dawson and mair (behind Loretto, across from bridgestones tires/muck bus) and you can do your voting earily. You dont need a reason to do so, but it will free up your saturday abit, so if your going to IRISLAN like you should be, you wont have to worry about a fucking fine.
and i cant make it to Irislan sorry. Ill be out at Magpie primary school 2-6pm handing out labour cards, then ill be counting up after that, then on to Labour trades hall for the party there.
id rather lan thou...*sniff* *sniff*
cool thanks for the heads up moo.
ill have to get there and vote early so i dont have to get up on saturday morn.
sif greens, I'll vote democrats, and make sure this country gets fucked up worse than howard even dreams!
sif greens, I'll vote democrats, and make sure this country gets fucked up worse than howard even dreams!
pfft. Family First. Biggest pack of fuckwits out.
mudgie
05-10-2004, 11:24 PM
Greens are utter hippies. "This flyer is printed on recycled paper. Please pass this on to friends for reuse." - You really want those dope smoking fags running the country?
radass
05-10-2004, 11:37 PM
yeah i do actually
with more money into hostpitals my gf wouldnt have to wait a whole year for an operation to cure some chronic pain that whe suffers every day - and this is the second time she's had to wait this long because they didnt do it properly the first time
with more money into education, my kids wont grow up into brainless idiots
with abolishment of old growth forest logging i know the air wont smell llike a dirty ass 3 day lan fart (except at lanx)
with a withdraw of troops from iraq i wont worry that some crazy fuckers are going to explode our shit up
with an abolishment of hecs fees my kids will get a free higher eduction if they want it- like the one that howard got
what's the downside ? oh, companies might make as many billions of dollars in profit, like those cunting banks that sting you each month and then brag about record profits each yeah
I could go on, but i wont
for now ;)
thanks for not going on...
cos that all works pretty good.
'more hospitals and staff, money <<
'no more logging, profit from primary producer <<
'more money to education, money <<
'withdraw of troops, money >
'no hecs, money <<
companies make more money, must mean less tax...
dude, money haves to come from somewhere, sounds good, but also sounds about as full of shit as they are :P
but not saying that any of the political groups are good, just think greenys are with the democrats, only there to annoy :p
Nipples
05-10-2004, 11:55 PM
If I was older enough, I'd go greens... people say that they're making drugs more accesible and shit but... pfft, fuck em, if they wanna do drugs and fuck their lives up, let em. It'd be like the 60's and 70's again! As everyone knows, it was the best era to live in :P...
But "Family First" are the biggest redneck biggots... they have alot of good polecies, but they're outweighed by a fuckload of shit ones...
Go Greens! Random major party! They're both turds!
radass
06-10-2004, 12:02 AM
no, companies should make less money the cunts. more business tax. 30% ! why should they pay less than an individual ? why should 95% of the wealth be in the hands of 5% of the people?
damn straight greens
but yeah cvt, they'll never 'get in' but in a way they have more power because the major parties have to suck up to em
ESPECIALLY if they get balance of power, when the major party needs them to get > 50% of the vote on some shit
then they need fuck all votes, and have the power to veto any dumb shit
Originally posted by Nipples
people say that they're making drugs more accesible and shit but...
people says lots of things about things they dont know anything about :P like me !! everyone should look into these things themselves
but they dont :(
"This flyer is printed on recycled paper. Please pass this on to friends for reuse."
Dude. Ive been spending most of my time the last few weeks handing out how to vote cards, And Labour and Liberal are doing the same thing too.
people say that they're making drugs more accesible and shit
Well shit huh. You read anything about Prohabition of Grog in the 30's?. .... prolly not. Screw reading about it, Watch ABC at about 5, theres a show called Chocolate Wars, about if chocolate was made illeagel like Weed is.
ESPECIALLY if they get balance of power
They do occasionally, and the trees love it. Apparently, things look like they are going good for the greens this election.
If anyone actually wants to Help teh Greens out (handing out phamplets, or buying a stick or membership), the Office for them is In the Mechanics Instute, right next to the Coblers.
mudgie
06-10-2004, 06:32 PM
I don't only think the Greens are dicks... I hate everyone equally.
Liberal is for rich cunts.
Labour loves to tax, and Latham doesn't know what the hell to do.
Greens are more interested in shrubs than people.
Family First are plain scary.
One Nation... well, they had Pauline Hanson at one stage. 'Nuff said.
They're all crap.
radass
06-10-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by mudgie
Greens are more interested in shrubs than people.
It _is_ tempting to assume that based on the party name, but then you could always have a peek at
http://www.greens.org.au/policies/
:D
SnooP
06-10-2004, 07:07 PM
meh donkey vote time!
um well actually. I'm not voting for greens cos bob is a fag. don't like labour cos they are in bed with the unions, so um that leaves liberal (don't like em that much but best of the worst i suppose).
radass
06-10-2004, 07:48 PM
bob's a champ
he stood up in bush's face, which no one else has had the balls to do
he gets amongst the shit like a killa kan
citizen-X
06-10-2004, 08:42 PM
intellectual conversations should be in pissy crap
and that getto thread brought back lol
Originally posted on http://www.greens.org.au/policies/
We, the Greens, believe in legalised, free marijuana for all.
And once we are elected to a position of power in the parliment, we will strive to enslave all non-hippies to stand still eternally and produce oxygen, while we Greens and the trees will smoke our now legal marijuana and dance in large circles.
Our policy concering immigration is simple yet fair, if any people wish to relocate from their oppressed countries and smoke weed in Australia they are welcome.
The Greens policy on terrorism is most note worthy, we believe that if we disband all our armed forces (they are a major budget money pit) and lay down all our arms and embrace peace, terror networks will see that we are a loving people and no-one would invade a complacently under armed hippy love fest country would they.
Thank you for your time exploring the Greens website.
The Webmaster has just packed me a fresh bong and I can't refuse.
-Bob Brown
radass
06-10-2004, 11:10 PM
haha
I'll vote green based largely on their anti-Bush/anti-war stance but as long as Howard doesnt get back in and we get the Deer Park bypass (which all Ballarat candidates are promising), then I'm happy as a pig in shit :D
fungusmungus
07-10-2004, 08:31 AM
turns out theres a polling booth DIRECTLY UPSTAIRS from IrisLAN...
so if anyone, unlike myself, can actually be fagged voting then you dont really even need to wake up
im not even registered to vote - setting an example for future generations - i mean who really cares if we're living under a dictatorship... theres not much they can do with australia anyway
meh donkey vote time!
donkey votes goto whoever's in at the time. Just get your name off teh list, dont fill in the forms, and dont hand the forms in. Easy. Your off the hook.
so if anyone, unlike myself, can actually be fagged voting then you dont really even need to wake up
or you can do what Spot n Kenny did yesturday and vote in the Pre Polling.
Corner of Mair n Dawson. You'd have to ring your local AEC office Fungus to find out where
Originally posted by Moo
or you can do what Spot n Kenny did yesturday and vote in the Pre Polling.
oh yeah look at us what up standing citizens we are!!
we did it so we don't have to get up on saturday cause voting is gay!!
we need a proper head chopping monarchy that no one will question.
or get a goa'uld system lord to run australia. if ya act up ya get zapped by staff weapons!! problem solved!!
hmm.. legalised marijuana
radass
07-10-2004, 04:13 PM
decriminalised - for users
not for dealers
fungusmungus
07-10-2004, 05:24 PM
1 - i'm not registered for voting anyway, too much effort (lazy fuck)
2 - if weed was legal, we wouldnt NEED dealers
3 - goa'uld system lord as ruler of australia would inevitably lead to some form of uprising, in which thousands of us would die pointlessly, making for nothing but a B grade TV series
B grade!! take that back.
and the only ones that would die would be the poorly trained, the overly brave and the weak.
i see no problem in this.
radass
07-10-2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by SPOT
the only ones that would die would be the poorly trained, the overly brave and the weak.
HAHAHAHA
Hands up who's been indoctrinated by the army !
(and it barely makes B grade :P )
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