Moo
06-09-2004, 12:29 AM
Lifted from another forum i frequent:
Ok, so It all started when I was putting up shutters around my house. After most of the work was done, I realized that we were missing one for the front of the house and I figured that my tenant had it seeing as he picked up the shutters for his house earlier. So I called him up and he said he didn't have any extra but I can't think of any other place that this thing could have went. I go over to his house just to make sure he didn't up any extra somehow or to see if he might have left one out by mistake. While I'm over there, I noticed his caged rabbit in the backyard. Now mind you, 8 at night, 5 or so hours before a hurricane is supposed to be hitting us. We've already experience the outer layers of the hurricane, so this little rabbit must've have been outside during the rain and gusts of wind up to 50 mph. I know this guy well, and he's not very responsible, so I start to worry for it.
After all his shutters check out fine, I knock on his door to ask about the rabbit. He asnwers the door drunk with his "model" girlfriend looking on. I ask him if he's gonna be taking that rabbit in anytime soon and he just tells me that he just doesn't know what to do with it. I tell em if he doesn't mind I could take the rabbit. I already have a male at home and I figured he could use some company. He agreed and I left with it, but not before I got to ask him some questions. One of which being, "What sex is it?" He told me he "thinks" its a guy, but then his girlfriend comes rushing over saying, "No no! This is a girl! He doesn't know anything he didn't grow up on no farm." I ask them if they mind it getting pregant then, because I'm sure my guy at home would love a chance to make some babies! He says he doesn't really care so I leave with a parting gift of 6 carrots.
The whole time I was caring the thing it was either nibbling or licking me. "Aww, what a cute rabbit!," I thought. I got in the car and gave him a carrot. This thing just tore it up. It almost ate half of an 8 inch carrot in under a minute.
So I get home and my dogs are jumping around me, excited by this new visitor. I bring it to the back room where I keep my rabbit cage, and yell, "Wake up Bob!"(Yes my rabbit's name is Bob) He perks up at the sight of the new rabbit, in fear or excitement, I don't know. So I open up the cage and put them in together, and watch them closely to make sure they don't fight. They start sniffin each other and feeling each other out, and suddenly my rabbit starts to act strangely. It was almost as if he was trying to crawl on top of her. At this point I didn't really suspect foul play because he was facing her front, but this didn't stop Bob. He jumps right over her, turns around, gets on top of her, and starts to go at it! Have you ever heard the expression, "Fuck like a rabbit?" Well know I could fully appreciate this age old anecdote. I had never rabbits have sex before, let alone mine, so without missing a beat I burst into laughter. And I think you would have to. My guy was a soldier. He had never gotten any bunny before and he wasn't passing up this oppurtunity! He was goin so fast I figured he been done in just a few seconds, so I pull him out fearing and unwanted pregnancy.
I call my tenant back up and made sure he didn't mind. I explained to him how fast they went at it and he still said he doesn't care. "Alright.." I said as I hung up the phone. I Grabbed Bob and put him back in the cage. He doesn't waste a second. He jumps on the rabbits head and starts humping the shit out of it. I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the point, I was ROFLSkates personafied. So I guess Bob realizes he was at the wrong side after 5 seconds or so(or was he just done?), and jumps off of her. He moves over to the corner followed closely by his bitch. This is where I make a shocking discovery. This rabbit hops on my rabbit and starts pounding the shit out of my poor rabbits ass. This shit is just too funny! A female making a male his bitch?! After a few more seconds of rofling I realized something was deeply wrong. I swear my rabbit's eyes widened at least a centimeter in terror. I pulled off the "female" and saw something beyond my comprehension. A PENIS!
Wtf? Is my rabbit fucking gay? Or was he just experimenting? Anyway, I put the new guy in a box, leaving Bob in the cage mortified, and proceeded to call up my tenant. He thought the whole thing was pretty funny, but now I'm left with too sexually confused rabbits, a missing shutter, and 5 carrots. I'm thinking of selling the carrots. They'd probably go for a pretty good chunk of change with the hurricane coming and all..
read it... i laffed my arse off n woke up LucyFur and Damian
Ok, so It all started when I was putting up shutters around my house. After most of the work was done, I realized that we were missing one for the front of the house and I figured that my tenant had it seeing as he picked up the shutters for his house earlier. So I called him up and he said he didn't have any extra but I can't think of any other place that this thing could have went. I go over to his house just to make sure he didn't up any extra somehow or to see if he might have left one out by mistake. While I'm over there, I noticed his caged rabbit in the backyard. Now mind you, 8 at night, 5 or so hours before a hurricane is supposed to be hitting us. We've already experience the outer layers of the hurricane, so this little rabbit must've have been outside during the rain and gusts of wind up to 50 mph. I know this guy well, and he's not very responsible, so I start to worry for it.
After all his shutters check out fine, I knock on his door to ask about the rabbit. He asnwers the door drunk with his "model" girlfriend looking on. I ask him if he's gonna be taking that rabbit in anytime soon and he just tells me that he just doesn't know what to do with it. I tell em if he doesn't mind I could take the rabbit. I already have a male at home and I figured he could use some company. He agreed and I left with it, but not before I got to ask him some questions. One of which being, "What sex is it?" He told me he "thinks" its a guy, but then his girlfriend comes rushing over saying, "No no! This is a girl! He doesn't know anything he didn't grow up on no farm." I ask them if they mind it getting pregant then, because I'm sure my guy at home would love a chance to make some babies! He says he doesn't really care so I leave with a parting gift of 6 carrots.
The whole time I was caring the thing it was either nibbling or licking me. "Aww, what a cute rabbit!," I thought. I got in the car and gave him a carrot. This thing just tore it up. It almost ate half of an 8 inch carrot in under a minute.
So I get home and my dogs are jumping around me, excited by this new visitor. I bring it to the back room where I keep my rabbit cage, and yell, "Wake up Bob!"(Yes my rabbit's name is Bob) He perks up at the sight of the new rabbit, in fear or excitement, I don't know. So I open up the cage and put them in together, and watch them closely to make sure they don't fight. They start sniffin each other and feeling each other out, and suddenly my rabbit starts to act strangely. It was almost as if he was trying to crawl on top of her. At this point I didn't really suspect foul play because he was facing her front, but this didn't stop Bob. He jumps right over her, turns around, gets on top of her, and starts to go at it! Have you ever heard the expression, "Fuck like a rabbit?" Well know I could fully appreciate this age old anecdote. I had never rabbits have sex before, let alone mine, so without missing a beat I burst into laughter. And I think you would have to. My guy was a soldier. He had never gotten any bunny before and he wasn't passing up this oppurtunity! He was goin so fast I figured he been done in just a few seconds, so I pull him out fearing and unwanted pregnancy.
I call my tenant back up and made sure he didn't mind. I explained to him how fast they went at it and he still said he doesn't care. "Alright.." I said as I hung up the phone. I Grabbed Bob and put him back in the cage. He doesn't waste a second. He jumps on the rabbits head and starts humping the shit out of it. I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the point, I was ROFLSkates personafied. So I guess Bob realizes he was at the wrong side after 5 seconds or so(or was he just done?), and jumps off of her. He moves over to the corner followed closely by his bitch. This is where I make a shocking discovery. This rabbit hops on my rabbit and starts pounding the shit out of my poor rabbits ass. This shit is just too funny! A female making a male his bitch?! After a few more seconds of rofling I realized something was deeply wrong. I swear my rabbit's eyes widened at least a centimeter in terror. I pulled off the "female" and saw something beyond my comprehension. A PENIS!
Wtf? Is my rabbit fucking gay? Or was he just experimenting? Anyway, I put the new guy in a box, leaving Bob in the cage mortified, and proceeded to call up my tenant. He thought the whole thing was pretty funny, but now I'm left with too sexually confused rabbits, a missing shutter, and 5 carrots. I'm thinking of selling the carrots. They'd probably go for a pretty good chunk of change with the hurricane coming and all..
read it... i laffed my arse off n woke up LucyFur and Damian