Simon 'Furious' Cole on LAN's!

[kyzen]

One of my old mates from the UT community has made a little guide on the type of people that attend LAN's! Staring a few of the LANX regulars ;) See if you can spot them :P

http://www.thefurmanmachine.com/news.php?nid=46019700

[radass]

:O surely that's not ... :D

[cisco_queen]

it had nothing in there bout chick lanners.....:eek:

[radass]

I agree, it's needing:

1. Trophy Girlfriend
As apposed to a traditional trophy girl, she could be, but probably is not that much of a glamour, for any girlfriend at all is a trophy in these circles! Doesn't play games, just sits quietly behind her man and watches as a loving gift to his geek status. Try and wipe the smug look off of this guy's face :)

2. Attention Whore
- has discovered that her relative hotness rating goes up about 3 or 4 points as soon as she enters the lan environment. Unused to this level of attention, she sadly becomes hooked and wont rest until every single loser in the room has tried to pick her up. Possibly brings a computer, but usually doesn't play games.

3. Gamer Girl
A rare gem indeed. Gamer Girl actaully enjoys gaming, and real competition. Sadly she is a girl, therefore she can't actually play games, but her pluck will be well admired and respected. Also handy for making people cuppas and general cleaning duties.


:D:D:D

[cisco_queen]

ill take number.4) cos im special. :woot

[radass]

4. The sadly common 'unique' girl

just kidding :D

Also absent:

The Pron Baron
Under the impression that having 80G of pron is impressive, this specimen watches pron openly and constantly throughout the lan, and ensures that it's known that for pron, "he's the man to see". Probably gay.

The Utter Legend
This happy champ of a man knows his stuff, is great in bed and is a radical gamer. All women want him, and all men want to be him. He is very erotic.

[madcap_magician]

aww dave thats great you think that way about me!

but the weather the it is the porn baron or the Legend - is up to you.

i have a feeling that if any other girl apart from cisco reads these forums, your in quite a lot of trouble :D

but only you could get away with it ;)

[radass]

hahaha but i dont _want_ to get away with it !

and yes, when i read that to my gf, i am dead :D

but that's because i like to be punished; ohhh yeah that's right i'm a bad boy ~smak~

[ultraviolentray]

Originally posted by cisco_queen
ill take number.4) cos im special. :woot


noooooo, your not...:p

[radass]

Each and every one of us at lanx is speshal :)

[Griphonix]

haven't you posted this before?


Sweeetttt!!!! I'm the yeller! SWEET!!!

[Moo]

least lucyfur almost fits into number 3 of radass's addon. no matter what, she wont clean anything. :(

[Joshu]

Aww, I'm Scott Nofriends. :( (at best)


Seriously, there's not that many categories, where's Joshu fit?

[radass]

Surely you're not inviting me to document one for you in this thread ? :D

Instead i'll do another notorious character

Sweaty McFartyPants
Forget not showering during the lan, this all too common lan attendee didn't shower for 3 days _before_ the lan. This coupled with the typical lan soft drink, pizza and bbq binge and you have one stinky character. The noxious fluids and gases emitted from this one's pores alone would be enough to guarantee him a life of celibacy, if it werent for his signature room clearing farts and vommit inducing burps. Survivalist lanners are well advised to bring a supply of yellow mine canaries if they have the misfortune of booking near this animal. Never, EVER sniff the seat where he has been sitting. EVER! (But dare everyone else to)

[Joshu]

Of course I'm documenting you to invite me, Dave. I believe the first line is probably "Sooky La La"...

[shirtboy]

Originally posted by radass
Surely you're not inviting me to document one for you in this thread ? :D

Instead i'll do another notorious character

Sweaty McFartyPants
Forget not showering during the lan, this all too common lan attendee didn't shower for 3 days _before_ the lan. This coupled with the typical lan soft drink, pizza and bbq binge and you have one stinky character. The noxious fluids and gases emitted from this one's pores alone would be enough to guarantee him a life of celibacy, if it werent for his signature room clearing farts and vommit inducing burps. Survivalist lanners are well advised to bring a supply of yellow mine canaries if they have the misfortune of booking near this animal. Never, EVER sniff the seat where he has been sitting. EVER! (But dare everyone else to)

that is every one at dragons lair!

i went there once... NEVER AGAIN!!!

[Furious]

Thanks for the feedback everyone! I'm busy writing part 2 and some of the suggestions here (and elsewhere) are being.. er.. rewritten :p
Expect it in the next day or two.. I've done 6 so far, but I'd at least like to manage 12 like part 1

Cheers

Simon 'Furious' Cole

[radass]

cool bananas :D

welcome to the forum

[Furious]

http://www.thefurmanmachine.com/news.php?nid=79259100 Done!

Enjoy... especially you, radass :P

[radass]

haha good shit :) What's this about girls being able to play games though ? :O If only it were true ~sob~

[Furious]

I've seen it.

[madcap_magician]

that artical is great, i love it!

just abouyt most of the gamers i know fall into thpse cat's.

awsome work!

[mudgie]

He forgot "Anime Cock". You know, those twats who love anything Japanese - never mind if it's any good, but they look cultured. :P

[fungusmungus]

i think i'm a horrible hybrid of "cousin frank" and "crasher"

i think i need a job