View Full Version : the lanx choose ur own adventure
Griphonix
08-09-2003, 11:16 AM
Ok this is inspired by the pcpp cyoa... :)
(So you write your answer + another set of choices)
It’s gotta be done right to work
Your standing on your lawn with less than a week before lanx 6
Do you
A) Practise for it
B) Drink a brew
C) Go on a killer rampage after specific lanx admins
D) Collapse into a coma out of impatience
dragon
08-09-2003, 11:46 AM
d
a) run around in circles screaming for it to come closer
b)go on a rampage after specific admins
c)play bf on the internet
d)spam the hell out of the lanx site
Zenon
08-09-2003, 10:25 PM
see everyone he wanted my bf cd's and cd key so he could play online
see see
what kinda sick person are you
stealing other's cd keys
:eek:
well one thing if u didnt know almost every game only allows one of the cdkey on at once duh its likeley they wiill find each other
so kiss my arse:shake
A - so i can find the ppl wanting to rampage on the lanx admins
then do you;
A, politely ask griph if he could please keep the noise down to a respectable level so all lan patrons may get a little sleep.
B, drink more boags to block out griph.
C, leech some more porn and watch it with the head phones on to distract you from griph.
or
D, FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
......the choice is yours,
make it count...............
IIVIIandrake
09-09-2003, 01:56 AM
D: Force your fist..................... ..........
Then once you have finished again do you,
A. FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
B. FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
C. FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
D. FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
hahah and zennon why you spamming rubbish this isn't a discussion topic, start a new thread.
<BAM>
Jay - 1
Spot - 1
hahhahahahah awesome jay!! :)
Griphonix
10-09-2003, 11:20 AM
ok, even i thought that was good
*clap,clap*
dragon
10-09-2003, 11:36 AM
mmmmm d
now do you
a)get over bitching about grif waking you up at 5 in the morning
b)leech some more porn and watch it with the head phones on
c)get pissed
d)play games to 4 in the morning on a school day
Griphonix
10-09-2003, 01:33 PM
d)play games to 4 in the morning on a school day
after the 133+ shit bots own ur arse in cs, you try to get some sleep only to be woken up
is it
a) spot coming through the window to slit your throat in your sleep
b) al queda terrorists
c) the tooth fairy
d) santa claus, thinking it's xmas, after you blood "you're been a very naughtly robot, Bender" etc.
dragon
10-09-2003, 01:37 PM
b) al queda terroists
now do you
a)pull out yor nine and pop a cap in his ass
b)say piss off and go back to sleep
c)ask them to come to lanx
d) go play desert combat and kill them all
Griphonix
10-09-2003, 01:52 PM
c) ask them to come to lanx
they agree, and they've got a saucy vailed terrorist who doesn't speak english, but she has a ak47 so who cares
after they arrive, the attemp to convince (with force and a bomb threat) to get keeny to lose the hair and grow a beard
do you
a) stick up for kenny, knowing ur on the side of good, and that will protect you from the bombs strapped to the leader's chest
b) agree with them, hoping to escape with the vailed terrorist
befor the bomb goes off
c) shout "screw you all" and run like hell
d) jump on the leader, hoping you body will shield you fellow gamers from the nails and anticolagulent
b) agree with them, hoping to escape with the vailed terrorist
befor the bomb goes off
then do you;
a) propose to her by the burning ruins of the ballarat uni, only to then marry a complete westie waitress in las vegas.
b) after escaping, the veiled terrorist removes her mask and almost gives you a heart attack because of the awful unkept state of her teeth.
c) run off with saddam hussein into the sunset to live happily ever after.
or
d) FORCE YOUR FIST ALONG WITH ANTHING ELSE THAT IS SHARP, POINTED OR RUSTY, DOWN GRIPHS THROAT BECAUSE IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU ARE ALSO SURE THAT EVEN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CAN HEAR GRIPH IN HIS UNDERGROUND ATOM-BOMB PROOF SHELTER 15KM UNDER AREA 51.
BAM!! nuff said :woot
IIVIIandrake
10-09-2003, 10:16 PM
hhahahhahaahahah SPOT you just out did me mate LOL :P
hahahah ;) it's hard but i try!!
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