Free Money

[Joshu]

I would like some free money please. I am willing to give up my soul for some money, so if you have money, contact me and maybe I can take it off you. :)

[Moo]

talk to LucyFur...she collects ppls souls


MUHAHAHAHAHAHahahhahahaha haha

[mudgie]

Whore yourself out to fat chicks...

Or I could give you some money for "services"....






I meant working in my corn field, ya fucking perv!

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

lol i dont want your soul I WANT YOUR BODY!!!!! on a more serious note how much you need. what do you need it for. and how long would it take for you to pay me back.

[Mage]

For ever, he doesn't have any income.

[Joshu]

Oh, I don't plan on paying anyone back... thus it being free :p No lay-by, nothing.

[Moo]

Whore yourself out to fat chicks...

but spotzor's got that market cornered!

BAM

[Joshu]

ROFL

I read that first time as: "but empzor's got that market covered!"...

[Moo]

wouldnt that be SKANKZ0RS ?

i was refering to that incident one 18th birthday party......

[SPOT]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!! fuck you!!

[Moo]

um, no thanks.

if u really wanna screw something, i could just call out.....

[SPOT]

:o dis c**t!!

[Moo]

what? u dont want next door's chickens delivered to your door AGAIN?

gees. perverts these days.

[Boris_Stephens]

No luck getting free mony yet Joshu?

[Moo]

nope. but he got free monkey thou

www.tehhothotgheycockfrom grandpa.com

[Joshu]

No free money :(

[Moo]

HAW HAW!!!

http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=7881

[Boris_Stephens]

Im too scared to click on that link.

[Mage]

here's an idea! Go get a job! You've been doing shit all since may...

[Moo]

yeah! get a job working teh corner at myers like mage!

[Joshu]

A job?!?!?!?!?! God forbid I'd have one of those!?!


This is what I bloody well meant at the start of the topic, oh gosh dear silly me. Anyone know of any computer places looking for a 16-year-old kid to do whatever, including repair, networking, programming, sales, and maintenance?

[Moo]

i know its abit off topic, but i know Davis bus lines is looking for an apprentice heavy diesel mechanic. get in on that line of werk and u'll be set for years

[Mage]

pfft... they're going for those who've done the pre app.
How bout you actually hand your resume out? You know I got my job at le kitchen after 3 hours of that. I also got my apprenticeship the first time I handed out a resume in the industry. Try going and getting one of those maybe?

[Nipples]

Ouch! Joshu, I respect you, but she's got a point man - a job could be good! Hell, I'm getting one and I'm actually going to school!

[Joshu]

KIT, YOU FUCKING IGNORANT TWAT. HOW ABOUT YOU READ MY POST. Thankyou. :)

How about, I've _tried_ handing out my resume. No-one's interested in employing a 16-year-old fulltime.

[Mage]

How bout you hand it out to places that aren't solely to do with computers?

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

give the guy a break.

i mean, the only reason most of them dont accept is cause they saw his face first!

[Joshu]

What he said.

I'm not multi-talented like yyooouuuu, oh Queen o' many orifices.

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

and mage, he DID put one in at a school, as a hand, but they didnt reply. He had all the quals.

BTW sorry guys for doouble posting.

[Mage]

one? only one? What about all the other places around town?

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

if you havent realised mage, we dont LIVE in town

its hard to place in reumes full time to places completly unaccesible to him

[Zenon]

hmm temper temper
i know hungry jacks is always looking for full timers but some ppl
even those who dont have jobs and havent are to good for hungry jacks
pffft

[Moo]

dude.... why post to an old thread? thats almost a month after someone else posted.

at least the punctuation is getting better

[Zenon]

i dont know
i just got bored

[Moo]

well start u own friggin thread about something then!

[Joshu]

Seriously; just wanna get the word out that there's a competent techie around who can fix pretty much anything.

[zyaN]

and sam you call me a spamR in old threads gees

[Zenon]

yeah cause you are
you only write one sentance posts. not to mention
ussually one line posts

[buggzy]

hey joshu i'm assuming ur is damo am i correct??

[LucyFur]

ur is damo?? if you mean u is damo, or ur name is damo. ur wrong. Joshu is joshu:) If I'm totally not getting what u were meaning sorry... thought I'd try help:(

and why are you posting in old threads?? post in a new one where he's more likely to read it! again, just trying to help. no offence:tg

[Joshu]

Indeed, fucktard - post in new threads, don't resurrect old ones unless it's REALLY worth it.

On that note, "ur AVATAR is damo" - yes, it is.

[LucyFur]

now it all makes sense..... and I just have to say, I never realised how much trouble mage has shutting those orifices of her's.... I think it may be a disability!!:(

[cvt]

and of all things, why one about joshu? :eek:

[Joshu]

Originally posted by LucyFur
I just have to say, I never realised how much trouble mage has shutting those orifices of her's....
:eek: Are you serious?



Still looking for work, part- or full-time! I know word of mouth isn't the most reliable way to nab a job, but it's better than the ads in the paper - which don't even have many computing jobs anyway.

Bear in mind that it's not solely computing/programming jobs I'm looking for - I'm a very quick learner, and am prepared to do close to anything (bar prostitution - I'm a little young yet)


(I'm yet to post my resume on the internet... for when I do, the path to yuppyness shall be walked, and to complete my training I will have to buy an N-Gage. Shall do shortly, though.)

(EDIT: I mean, I shall post my resume on the internet shortly. Not buy an N-Gage.)

[radass]

Poor old joshu, i'd probably give you one, if only i could :(


possibly even a job, too ;)

[madcap_magician]

well getting a job is really not that easy atm - there are jobs out there but most are if you are there at the right time and place.

and as for looking for work outside of computing - meh. really dont.

if its not something you love and want to do - you wont do well at the job and hate it.

but sometimes you need the money - so whats more important?

i know what i would choose - jobs you hate are not jobs - they are torture.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Joshu, im a qualified Techie and i cant get a freaken job as one. Its a lot harder than putting a post in a thread or looking through the paper. Ive put my resume in at every god damn IT joint in ballarat and even applied at IBM(i got so desperate i applied at a joint im no where near qualified to work).

My advice to you is to get your arse to TAFE and complete a couple of certificates, just saying that you can fix a comp. isnt enough.

[radass]

you both need to move somewhere where people dont still use horse and carts :D

[SPOT]

Originally posted by radass
you both need to move somewhere where people dont still use horse and carts :D

indeed, expand your horizons guys!!
a great man once said 'Ballarat is nothing more than a dirt road and a post office'
great words.
i think theres something in that for all of us.

[Eoin]

A greater man once said "Glass, who gives a shit about glass?"

But that's a story for another day.

Ballarat is good for being born/educated in and maybe for coming back to, to die but in between i plan to be somewhere else.

[radass]

and it's good if you want to marry your sister too.

yee haw!

[Eoin]

It was founded for that stated purpose