LANX IDOL

[SPOT]

Hello all i am the official LANX IDOL HOST!!
from LANX 9 we will be running the LANX IDOL COMP!!

we will get contestants to come up and sing a gaming related song of their choice and they will be judged and the winner will win something. (something crap no doubt!!)

the judges for LANX IDOL will be;
Emps: (The king of style) - Will judge the contestant on their flair and ladida-ness!!
Suddy: (Sexual Chocolate) - Is the judge of the relevance of the song to gaming, so your justification has to be good.
Kenny: (The GOD of everything LAN) - Is the bastard judge who will abuse and nit pick everything about your performance and leave you feeling violated and defiled!!

so get thinking about your song choice and make sure its gaming related and get rehearsing.

[Moo]

and heres me thinking kenny violated and defiled most things he could get his hands on

[SPOT]

moo - 1
kenny - 1
small boys - a very big gaping O

[madcap_magician]

hells yea, i'm in for this, this will be the l337 Zor!

fuck this will be some fun, can't wait for kenny to do the shut down ting......go emps and suddy.....

whos gonna be the ladie judge>?

[Moo]

dude...already bean announced...emps!

gaming only? what about just pooter related? more songs

[FrEaK]

i better not sing i will win the carp thing!!

[Zenon]

omg the carp i didnt know we were winning fish
:P ima go make a song about cs :D

[Joshu]

I _could_ sing... but then I'd be singing, and no-one's ever seen/heard that :D Noooooobody.....

[Mage]

Really j?

[Joshu]

Really really, m.

[madcap_magician]

Hells yea!!!

who ever thought that Z would makea song about CS? ;)

i agree with moo, u must spread the love to other parts of the LAN'ing culture

[zyaN]

Go Zenon.

o by the way wat style of music

[Zenon]

s to the a to the m to the c sam c thats me thats me
rofl ;)

[Griphonix]

if you want to vote for zenon and his counterstrike song call
1800 CS IS GAY
the phone lines are now open

[Moo]

im sorry, i couldnt get thru on that number.
managed to talk to the CS players group on 1800 FAGG0TS thou

[Zenon]

rofl u should try 1800 55 1800 the kids help lin... i mean csers are gay
lol

[Joshu]

1800 55 1800, twerp.

[Eoin]

Def Leppard - When Love & Hate Collide :D

I've sung this song on karaoke night at Extremity like 10 times while pissed and I think I have it down pat.

Oh yeah. ;)

[Moo]

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[Eoin]

Steve Allen is the man OK!?

HE ONLY HAS ONE FREAKIN' ARM DAMMIT!!!

[FrEaK]

hey moo did u know that



THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM!!!

[citizen-X]

i want to be the bastard judge...kenny share the role wif me bitch..

"you got the voice of a angel but the looks of a hobbit"
fuk those cunts are funny

"you got looks that could stop traffic but a voice that could strip paint"

anyone who sings this song by korn
Korn - Make it go away

using it as a relevence to CS will get bonus points

that is my only hint at this time

[Joshu]

Hahahaha!

For CS-related songs, what about:

"silverchair -- Leave Me Out"?
"Nirvana -- Dumb"?
"Powderfinger -- Whatever Makes You Happy"?
"Metallica -- For Whom The Bell Tolls"?


:p Kthxomfg I'm out of CS-ridiculing-and-relevant ideas.

[Moo]

blood hound gang - lift your head up high and blow your brains out

or another from em: Your only friends are make belive. gotta be for CS players

[Zenon]

Originally posted by Joshu
1800 55 1800, twerp.
1. thats wat i said
2. im way taller than u mate

[Joshu]

Last edited by Zenon on 5th March 2004 at 12:36 PM

So this couldn't have anything to do with you posting "1800 00 1800"? Twerp :p

And what's twerp got to do with "tallness", anywoo?

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Zenon
2. im way taller than u mate
you're taller than me too, but i know who would get their ass served to them if they tried joshu :P

[Eoin]

Originally posted by Zenon
2. im way taller than u mate [/B]

Mate, there's always someone taller than you.

SHORTARSE!!

:woot

*edit* Oh and Spot, MBS represent biatch!!

[Moo]

wassit matter about height? at least J's not a FAG

[SPOT]

and thats all that matters!!

[Joshu]

Hahahah yeah, gotta hate people who go for their own gender don't ya? ;);)

[Moo]

congrats on 500 posts Spotz0r

cept for chicks J

.. it can be very nice to watch

[LucyFur]

yep, nothin wrong with chicks checkin out chicks.... I DO IT!!!!:D:P

[Moo]

im a lesbian! i only go out with women!

[Mage]

so do I!

[Joshu]

It was funny when Moo said it...

[Moo]

mage tis a lesbo too

...went with emps and all

BAM

[Joshu]

Makes one wonder, really, who that's a dig at :p

[Moo]

both really. teehee.

mleh. atleast its not zenon or freak

[Joshu]

Yeah true, there'd be hell to pay if anybody in this world ever gave them the chance to get an easy lay.

[Moo]

or an easy........er........ 'special breatholizer test'

[Eoin]

Damn! Y'all need to simmer down y'hear.

Sidewalk's for reg'lar walking, nor for fancy walkin!

[Mage]

That's it! I'm in it for the chicks only! And no peep shows!

[Joshu]

Aw, jeez, I guess that means that the LANX community isn't going to get anything more from you, eh... shame, that...

[Moo]

what? so no more guys for you? ...

...... so u wont be lanning no more?

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Joshu
Aw, jeez, I guess that means that the LANX community isn't going to get anything more from you, eh... shame, that...

yes indeed joshu!! what a loss, i don't know how i would ever bear!!

[Mage]

think I'm not going to go game? *sigh* guys these days

[Lilbro]

yeh well I'll miss ya pffft

[kyzen]

John, that's not a very nice thing to say, your 13! Actually... your a 13 year old boy... STAY AWAY FROM EMPS!

[Lilbro]

lol yes kenny

[Moo]

13 year old? this isnt R kelly we're talking about, ITS EMPS!



13 would be too old

[Lilbro]

yeah emps and his glitchy cod screen

[Moo]

yes..... "glitchy"

HAXOR! LITE SCREEN SHITE!

lol

....... i want that screen dammit

[Lilbro]

auction starting for emps screen.
john $5
lol

[Moo]

6 dorra

[FrEaK]

7 dorra

[Moo]

yo mumma only cost 1/2 dorra!

[Lilbro]

yeah but emps csreens now up to 10 dorra

[Moo]

dammit. im out. ill just buy emps cheaper.

[Lilbro]

yeah anyone can buy emps out
lol

hang on i thought this was about singing wat r we doin bidding on emps screen
???????

[madcap_magician]

Agreed, this is abour pouring ur heart out in song about your beloved LAN,a nd then having the LAN X boi's shoot you down hardcore style!

LONG LIVE THE HUNG!

[kyzen]

The official Judges photo!

[Joshu]

Hahahah, crossdresser... :p

[Moo]

yeah... we all know emps crossdresses as a man

[SPOT]

AHHAHAHAHAHHA thats even more funny at 3 in the morn after you are pissed!!