Horse Play @ LANX

[Empathy]

Yes thats right i said horse...... ahuh now u can tell that LANX is truly a rural LAN... how u may ask? Well teh Empzorz(The Brad Pitt of Gaming) was riding a stallion into the night...Yes thats right the Empz was drunk and rode a gentle steed around teh UNI....Tnx for da ride Mage

Always Empz
Ps Star wars ruelz

[citizen-X]

where is ur fhaza...is he wif the horshez

[Joshu]

Perhaps you should be thanking Melissa instead.

[mudgie]

I have no idea what you just said... But it was beautiful, man.

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Joshu
Perhaps you should be thanking Melissa instead.
:eek:

[Zenon]

lol sif joshu u thank both of them. Amanda was the one that wanted to come out
and mel was the one who brought her horse

[Mage]

Tee hee, and ash was just too scared to go near her. Shall I bring them up next time? Mel's just leaving to go get yet another horse she just bought. :)

Oh, Ginger is a mare not a stallion. :p

[SPOT]

emps doesn't care!!
mare, stallion he'll ride anyone!!

[Mage]

I know

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Mage
I know
what does that mean?? hmmmmmmm??

[Mage]

that I know he'll ride a horse

[SPOT]

yeah sure. ;)

[zyaN]

:O

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Zenon
lol sif joshu u thank both of them. Amanda was the one that wanted to come out
and mel was the one who brought her horse

Thank Amanda for coming out... and making what probably would've been my first decent LANX into a fucking pile of shit?

Thanks, not.

[mudgie]

Originally posted by Joshu
Thank Amanda for coming out... and making what probably would've been my first decent LANX into a fucking pile of shit?

Thanks, not.

Spiteful!

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Joshu
Thank Amanda for coming out... and making what probably would've been my first decent LANX into a fucking pile of shit?

Thanks, not.

i completely agree dude!!

SHAME SHAME SHAME!!

you know who i'm talking to. :@

[kyzen]

Yep, 2 words... Fucking Disgraceful!

[Mage]

I don't see why his happiness should depend on me not being there. It's been over for 3 months. Get over it

[Joshu]

Perhaps when you say you "Don't want to ever see [my] ugly face again", you should adhere to it and generally stay away from where I am. I thought you had SOME sort of common sense, looks like you really don't, riding the bloody horses AGAIN.

[Zenon]

joshu man get fucked amanda can go where she wants and dun have to put
up with fucks like you leave her alone just cause she broke up with u
dun have a cry fool

[Mage]

I like horses, not my fault I'm allergic to them is it? I only said that I never want to see you again because I was getting sick of your shit. NO ONE disrespects my mum like that! Ever! Also, I didn't think you were stupid enough to turn up to dancing the next week. Did I have too high an opinion of your intelligence?

I'm not stupid enough to think that I'll never run into you again. But I'm starting to think that your childish behaviour of trying to ignore my exsistense means you never want to see me. If so, just say it. Grow up and stop bringing other people into this. Thats what girls do, are you a girl?

[Zenon]

SHUT DOWN JOSHU

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Mage
NO ONE disrespects my mum like that! Ever!
I didn't disrespect Mum. If I did, she didn't tell me, and Mel certainly didn't think so.

Originally posted by Mage
...stop bringing other people into this. Thats what girls do, are you a girl?
I'm not the one bringing all the people into this.
And as if it matters whether I'm a girl or not, you don't care do you? Just so long as it's something that breathes, eh?

[Zenon]

the thing is joshu shes not your mum and mage isnt asking people to stick up for her they just are so GF

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Zenon
the thing is joshu shes not your mum and mage isnt asking people to stick up for her they just are so GF
Tell that to HER.
Minus the "She's not your mum" bit.
And swap names around.

[Mage]

then why bring up the whole "I ruined everything"? I know I'm a bitch. And how many people told you that?

[Eoin]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

:fags

[citizen-X]

i got a great solution..i concocted this solution after many hours of thought and deep meditation

1: Dear Zenon: at least joshu has had a girlfriend. (ur Left/right hand dont count) so please die silently instead of imagining u have the looks and the moves of The Fonz (happy days) and the devilish sexy charms of emp. Just dont act tough on forums cause atm ur keyboard warrior days will be out the window when ppl realise u did cry ur eyes out literally when at a previous lanx when u got locked in the wrong room and couldn't get out for hours so being Mr Tough protector of the women wif horses on here does disgust me to the point where i will state that those red flares of yours did have a hole where it should of been covering ur ass.


2: Dear Joshu.. (ur business is ur business but plz leave the Days of our lives issues off the forums...its not worth it lettin ppl butt in and put their 2 cents in)
..Yours sincerely Suddy

3: Dear Mage.. If your the girl that was hanging around emp i implore you to come more often (beg actually)..Your presence is a form of entertainment to the rest of us as we watch emp and ash battle it out for your undivided attention :) (including ash hanging over our computer screens for hours on end talking about stuff that we dont listen to and say funny things like "im a model for cosmopolitan magazine)

..Yours sincerely Suddy (I do not mind the horses as long as they dont lick my car) ps: same as wat i said to joshu

4: Dear Emps Mum.. I long to rub you the right way...

5: Dear Ash's mum.. Getttt the helllllllllll away from meE bish! Thats a wholllllle Lotta hair to be in one area mF!

[Empathy]

Hay man all i can say is sorry i didnt realise she ment that much to you dude you should have come up and talked to me about the way u felt dude and not just sit back and stew over it..Well like i said im sorry and i hope this incident hasnt tainted ru view on lanx

[Zenon]

suddy fuck u

[LucyFur]

OMG Zenon YOU'RE SUCH A BIG MAN!!!! UR INTELLIGENCE ASTOUNDS ME!!!

*faints coz is so in awe of ur witty comebacks*
:rolleyes:

[Moo]

'suddy fuck u'

hmm.......

suds..... just make him a goatse member for a weak and get it over n doen with

[Joshu]

Originally posted by citizen-X
2: Dear Joshu.. (ur business is ur business but plz leave the Days of our lives issues off the forums...its not worth it lettin ppl butt in and put their 2 cents in)
..Yours sincerely Suddy
I realise... and I'm sorry. I was having a bad day... and felt like expressing myself. Guess I chose the wrong spot, huh... (pun unintended... spot... SPOT... har har.)

[Mage]

Yeah I'll be going to more, and when I bother to get a decent HDD I'll actually play games too :p

[Zenon]

u can have mine amanda i got no real use for it atm we shall see

[Moo]

i read the above post by sam as:
suck suck suck suck suck suck i wanna be your lapdog.

[Ex-VizeK]

Suddy's Post before... bring tears to my eyes so true. so good, one of the most true posts ever, go Suddy.

BAM'D many then ;)

[Zenon]

shutup moo
i give amanda all my hardware that i dun use nemore
that she needs so quiet u
sif sif ka sif as well

[Mage]

Mage get free stuff :D

[Moo]

ur still being really obvious in trying to get in her pants.

u better stop or ur BF freak will get jelious

[Zenon]

i am so not want me to prove it???
i wont give her the hdd then
sif get into her pants sif i wanna sif sif ka sif
just thinking of that makes me like shiver
she is a friend and only a friend
btw mage that wasnt a ugly shiver

[Mage]

Mage just haves fun :) How bout we start up some kareoke? T'would be funny!

[Zenon]

i dun see anything funny about singing

[Moo]

so remind me again sam, why is it that u think peeps dont like u?

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Zenon
i dun see anything funny about singing

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!

You obviously haven't heard Mage try...

[zyaN]

lol

[LucyFur]

zenon stop being a fuckslap!!! ur acting all tough making dumbass comments when u know that pretty much anyone in this forum could easily bitchslap u into a pulp verbally!!!:rolleyes:

just remember that not soo long ago I stuck up for u in here... don't make me regret that boi, or u will sure as hell know about it!!:mad

oh and just coz sumone makes a comment about u sucking up doesn't mean u should not give mage the HDD u said u would, it just makes it look like ur denying it way too much so it must b true!!
I feel sorry for mage, u say u'll give it to her then change ur mind just coz sum1 stirred u about it!?:confused: :rolleyes:

[Moo]

see .... THIS is why we pick on zenon

and cos he plays CS

[zyaN]

Zenon's me mate so stop giving him a hard time and bag me for once. I mean i can be stoopid. Just gimme a chance

[Moo]

i bagged u the other nite. u wherent as good of a lay as ur bro

<BAM>

[zyaN]

oh yeh but my bro isnt alive so i must have been the better one
.......i hope
unless
did u go near the back yard with the poor little dog

noooooooooooooooooo

[Moo]

necrophila: when rigor mortis makes you hard

[Zenon]

i was always gunna give her the hard drive i was just not gunna let anyone else know

[Mage]

DAAS.... memories :D

[Moo]

'fuck richard'

[Mage]

I do! I just tell him we're moving the furniture!

[LucyFur]

Zenon why the fuck does it matter if people know that ur giving her a hard drive (no pun intended)... so what if they think u've got a hard-on for Mage it's no-one's business but ur's is it???

if sumone shit stirs u about it just ignore it, it's thier sick little fantasy not ur's!!

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Soul_Sucker
Zenon's me mate so stop giving him a hard time and bag me for once. I mean i can be stoopid. Just gimme a chance

"Stoopid" like spamming all the bloody console threads? :s Sure is stoopid.

[Moo]

'lol'

[Zenon]

dun bag ryan u dun even no him fag

[zyaN]

thanx sam but i like getting bagged by ppl that dont know me 'coz it makes me feel known and loved by the lanx members

[Zenon]

ummmm ok ryan...

[zyaN]

im sad arent i.............no friends but i want............*crys in shame*

[Zenon]

lol funny cause it not true

[zyaN]

yeh i know lol

[Zenon]

lol yeah:)

[zyaN]

:) :woot im unstoppable until im stopped and then maybe we'll see

[Zenon]

meh your choice

[zyaN]

hem***(o)*(o)

[Zenon]

sif hem meh is better

[zyaN]

hem kasif kasif kasif

[Zenon]

another of my saying stolen nock nock

[zyaN]

yakity yak dont come back

[Zenon]

smoked on the water

[zyaN]

dang

[Zenon]

fwuahfkuash

[zyaN]

we have dropped to the absolute spam level times 100
meh lol

[Zenon]

quiet u :|

[zyaN]

hem* :woot oh yeh

[Zenon]

yeah :D

[zyaN]

:woot im the Dragon Lord.............and also the


LIZARD QUEEN

whilst my name still remains Soul_Sucker
ehh very tricky

[Zenon]

sure sure ryan

[zyaN]

but i am gay, hella gay!!

[Zenon]

nah ur not, cause i am gayer than you.

[SPOT]

i told you i would find relevance!!

and sam seriously, stop trying to get laid via the forums.

we really need a suck ass losers thread so guys can try their luck with mage.
it can be like average joe, where hopeless freaks contest with each other for the heart of some chick that would look at them twice in real life.

BAM!!

i rock.
you suck.

[LucyFur]

gawd u 2 are sad pathetic little biatches.... what's really pathetic is that you don't realise it!!!

but... oh well... ur spamming only makes US hate you more and makes YOU look like a bukkake and scat loving, midget homaphrodite hentai school ... err... girl/boy porn watching couple!!! :P :homo

[Zenon]

and might i add no fat chicks

[zyaN]

im really sorry if the Spam Wars between myself and sam have affected you and i would like to correct a few altercations that has been seen in this thread
1 im not gay neither is sam
2 we are not pathetic little biacthes were just bored little school kids on the pc's
3 we're both sorry for making pricks out of ourselves and b4 we go ne further and u feel u must take action to the death level
4 you can count on Hungry Jacks for your fav take out food.

:( :) :D :beer friends now kk??

[Joshu]

Friends if you stop posting. :)

[zyaN]

o

[Mage]

Originally posted by SPOT
we really need a suck ass losers thread so guys can try their luck with mage.
it can be like average joe, where hopeless freaks contest with each other for the heart of some chick that would look at them twice in real life.


So does this mean I have to choose one to stop posting every day? :P

[LucyFur]

hmmm..... apology accepted..... so long as u don't start that shit up again!

u were being irritating.... I can deal with that, Sam on the other hand was trying to b sumthing he's not, and that's witty!!!
I may still have to bitch slap him into a bloody pulp... we'll see!!!

[zyaN]

can ya plz bitch slap me it would make me feel so much better then i wouldnt feel so sad :(:):P:D:woot

[LucyFur]

nup, sorry man u'll have to b sum1 elses biatch...... I've decided sam is gonna be mine!!!

I'm gonna pimp him out to big gay guys named Bubba and Little Joe.:D

[zyaN]

well this is where i must protest......
Sams me long life friend and i cant just watch and let some1 beat him to a pulp u must beat me 1st........:D:P

[Moo]

fine! we'll smack BOTH of u out.

[zyaN]

thank you thats all i wanted to hear.
i feel so much relieved but stoopid in a way lol

[LucyFur]

so it's settled. Sam's my biatch to pimp out and slap around and you're Moo's!!!!

gr8 I don't have to share. ;)

[zyaN]

Ill be ready.................grr rrrrrrrr
:woot
Im gettin pumped lol

[LucyFur]

WAY TOO MUCH INFO!!!!:(

I guess I was right about u and the scat midget hentai porn afterall!?

[zyaN]

hey you took that the wrong way lol

[LucyFur]

U'll b taking it the wrong way soon too!!!!

[Moo]

<BAMZ0R>

[zyaN]

ARRRRRRRRR oh crap i think i wet me pants LAUGHIN

lol
you guys are just the funniest

[SPOT]

Originally posted by Mage
So does this mean I have to choose one to stop posting every day? :P

indeed you do!!

make your decision.

[Mage]

Soul_Sucker, sorry, but you just don't make me want you...
Bye!

[SPOT]

BALETED!! bye bye big fella!!

[zyaN]

*sniff*

[Moo]

HAW HAW!

[Mage]

Mage Queen of teh forums :P
Well... as long as they let me

[Eoin]

Soon I'll be Queen of summertime!!

I mean king!, Yes .... king....

:(

[Mage]

lol, sure sure...