New cable plans..

[citizen-X]

http://www.whirlpool.net.au


Cheaper cable and adsl plans guys

for anyone on dialup..change now or forever be a HPB

[Moo]

hpb?

[mudgie]

What's a HPB? I'm on dialup now and it's shiiiiiiiit.

I think I'm in an exchange now for ADSL, so I'll get it soon enough.

Uh... Huge Penis Biter? Hungry Poof Bastard? Hump Parrots Bitch?

[Moo]

hi pedophile boy?

[LucyFur]

Homo Porn Boy??

wait.... wouldn't that just be freak??;):P

[Wizzard]

Hillbilly yolkal toilet Paper Boy??

[LucyFur]

Hiding potato Bitch?

Huge Penis Buyer?

Horny People Blower?

Happy Puppy Browser???

[Moo]

hiney poking boobies

[LucyFur]

Hokey Pokey Bling-bling??

Huge Phallic Bend-over-boy??

[Moo]

humungous Phalius bent

[LucyFur]

High Poo Blower?

[Moo]

hidden port bothered

[LucyFur]

Hilarious Pool Bukkake?

just for x8:D

[Moo]

Hilton Poon brought

[LucyFur]

Hot Popcorn Buttered?

[Moo]

Hi phecophiliac bob!

[Wizzard]

Help ound Bums?

[Moo]

hetrosexual phat balls

[Wizzard]

Help Pound Bums?

[kyzen]

God damn there must be some good crack getting snorted at moo's house!

[Wizzard]

Hehe, sniffing crack is more of a Kenny thing to do...and we're not talking about the drugs...^~^*


Apparently one day there was a lab where all the students were learning how to identify various cells. As samples they were using tissue scraped from the inside of the mouth.

One girl was having terrible difficulties figuring out what kind of cell she was seeing under her microscope--eventually she called over the teaching assistant to identify it.

He came over, smirked, and exclaimed, loud enough for everyone to hear, "Oh wow! That's a sperm cell!"

She was somewhat more careful after that experience....

[Zenon]

high ping bastard
oh wait it is :P

[Joshu]

Yeah, um, some of us* live in the sticks suddy.

(and don't tell some of us* to move, because some of us* are 16.)

*indicative of Joshu

[mudgie]

Huge Pooey Bowels

[forest]

lol

[mudgie]

God damn it, tell us what it means now! :)

[Joshu]

Zenon already has. It means "High ping bastard". Which is essentially a gaming term which applies to 56kers, or people on two-way satellite :D Means they're lagged so high, you can't hit them.

[Zenon]

umm well that is acctuly an incorrect analysis
high ping bastard means you have a high ping
dew to ping spiking 56k 28k 33k ect. joshu was correct in saying that about satilite
but was incorrect in saying that you cannot hit them
ussually this is quite the opposite
you get shot while standing still or while you think you are moving but are not
the reason you cannot be hit is ussually due to the server being a very very gay one

[citizen-X]

move to a better area :)

[Zenon]

damn melbourners

[Joshu]

Damn parents.

(who'd wanna live in this hole, anyway?)
(20km out of the city)

[Moo]

um...... ur parents?

[Joshu]

Fair point.

[Moo]

*ding*

another point for me!

[Joshu]

Moo has the high score! Dingdingdingdingding!!!

[Moo]

damn striaght! 962!

[Jeffy]

dick heads

[Moo]

mmmm......dickz0r