Ph34|2 my robust penis.

[Az|2a3L]

Hi all.

Btw Mandrake ive got some decent tits also.

I was going to choose the seat next to twip , but his mouse fukn shit me to tears.. and his fukn random keyboard... just hearing that shit cake in use would drive me crazy.

Throw that shit out bro and get a new one.


<robust penis> Les & his l337 Crew </robust penis>

[Zenon]

how about we call it even

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahha LEZ... sit next to me again Iam next to suddy anyway then there is gap I think then twips.................. Or we could sit int he corner...........

Go team Angelic..... woot

Catch ya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

P.S Lez you have the best set of tits on a bloke :P heheheheh

[Zenon]

rofl

[Az|2a3L]

Well team Angelic the cpl masters may get a go at gaying eg.... suddys team if they come.

i have some leet tactics never seen before in a war.

im tipping u will laugh ur tits off of we get to use them vs the very sexc and talented eg. team.

btw for all of you who have no idea. eg. is teh fukn leetzors clanerorrrers..

Well i wont be sitting next to twip cause im deadset fukn dirty on his keyboard.
qupte: " just throw that shit out man"

so anywhere i can sit my ass and tits down that isnt surrounded by fgt hardware.. thats where ill be at..

Les : bringer of the new lan-x event.. Cyber guitar shred.

[shirtboy]

lez how it goin this is dom right not some other lez
well rember me?
:)

cs goin to be good this time!! ;)

[Az|2a3L]

If eg. come there will be some serious soothing cream needed for anyones ass that plays them.. including any x-sang crew.

[IIVIIandrake]

Hey Lez baby, I saw suddy and the eg crew at shafted they are all definatly coming up to the next Lan X.
SO EVERYONE BE PREPARED........ hehehehehe

Anyway team Angelic will take eg to the number. ;)

SHIRTBOY: Cs will be good this time?? Go talk to madcap, CS was good at the last one as well.

RATTUS: You playing for a CS Team>??? May have a spot for you if you can geta lift down. ;)


Anyway

Catch ya onthe flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat Bastard)

[Az|2a3L]

Ide be willing to take on eg with two players.

at least tactics wouldnt be a prob.

And technicaly wede have a third player: God

hes a kainor.

ive got his msn if ya want it.

GoToChurchKunt@hotmail.co m

Peace out.

p.s. how did suddys crew do at shafted?

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahhaahah LEEEEZZZZZ hahahahahaha

YOu da man. Mate you and me on our own wil destroy EG ;)

Suddys clan did well I saw a few of there wars butnot all of them. I dont' know who got through to the finals to be honest hahaaha

Oh and by the way you have a diffirent email address ot the one I have..... for God I mean I have..

TurnOrBurnKuntz@hotmail.c om


hahah Catch ya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Az|2a3L]

Yeah, i think u can reach god on many email addresses.

I think he even has a rocketmail address. In league with the devil there.

YEah i would seriously have a go against eg with 2 people, would be so much fun. See if i can tmp anyone.. take a screenie and when they get famous i can be like.. yeah i tmp'd him.

But yeah on the god subject..

Everyone knows it was a bad translation for the all your base.

"God Set us up the bomb"

"All your base are belong to god"

"God is here, gentleman, make your time".

For all of those who are so unleet that they have never seen the all your base video click below.

http://www.nextwish.org/multimedia.php?page=ayb

God bless Zero wing and their inability to translate to english.

Lesbobo.

[Zenon]

hey anyone here heard of the old clan seven sins??? they used to be no1 in australia and they broke up and well i got one of them coming to X 6 and well hes on our team yo eat that shit down

[Az|2a3L]

nice ..

scalphunter? s|c?, fighter? scalps a great guy. Me n suddy met most of them.. You see a few of them were in eva when we beat them in mgl. close game.. 2 matches.. 1 draw one win. i think we drew inferno and won on dust2. Prob cause dust2 we were like hungover and couldnt think about how crap we were.

7s were good, but they were never best in aus. Synergy, Ui were at there peak around that time, same with 12 monkeys and ACT, old f`zero, the team with nK nitro that went to cpl and beat team 3D, or even the old EXI lineup. (3D = pro cs team that got done over by dodgey Aus Smoke Tactics).

sang had some good matches vs 7s.

They were in pretty good form when they raped our old DoC lineup a few years back.

still.. it sounds like a challenge, and im sure the eg boys will rise to it.

We up to lan-x 6 already.. seem like not long ago me n the boys rocked up to lan-xmas. Go Random MOHAA winnage : )

Will be great to meet up with your 7s guy if its one of the guys we know. Corrupt him with 3tb of porn, pics and warez.

For those like kenny that are online superstars.....DIOL!!!!!! !!!!!!

ROFL.

Cya

[citizen-X]

sif scared of 7s lol

we have warred em heaps


very very nice guys

especially scalp/halcyon

look forward to some eg. | raping :)

nothin gets in the way of the man carryin the holy water

[Az|2a3L]

Apparently scalp was in a very good team back in malay.

[DoC] Tha Dude ended up talking to him quite a bit.. I think we was just trying to be friendly and leech tactics from scalp.

Trust... Shoulda just bought him an ipaq... (in joke).

Zenon... i think ul do better if u ask twizt to carry for u. (another sang only joke)

[citizen-X]

haha

rumour goes tha dude gave his clan sluts a salary :P

maybe ipaqs were a part of the deal lol

[Az|2a3L]

I guess i wasnt leet enough to get a salary . Was prob the only legit player on that team anyway.

[IIVIIandrake]

hahha hey Az|2ael so we gonna do this 2 man team?? Do some ownage "Just the 2 of us" hhahahaha

I can't believe Suddy is turmomg his back on team international foods Int|. ohh well!!! :(

Angelic is gonna have to come in and do some raping then!! hahaha

Catch ya on theflip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Zenon]

yeah ok the guys name was [7sin]=KoOta= and by the way
Ui crapper than 7sins and so was exi and [Doc] my friend was in them till earlier this year in my opinion they are not so great as the greats in australia eg. Ui and Exi
also remeber we have all been practicing since we last foght and we'll mandrake and cit-X i didnt fight ur team properly cause i fell asleep and thought i would wake up in time and got madcap to wake me up but the good bro thought i needed lots of sleep and trust me i did ;)

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahah cool man wha ever the exscuse!! LOL

I did play you out side if the tornament and as I remember aside from me, Lez and Suddy (Cit-X) Rattus was the only person who I thought had game. Sorry Zennon to burst your bubble.

And this LAn-x You gonna see IIVIIandrake ona whole nother level again!!! ;)

Maybe I will show you a few tricks that Ihave learnt..... or..... maybe not!!! :P

hahhahaahaa

Catch ya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fa BAstard)

Exi...... At shafted..... me.... my mate steve and 3 other guys from UC wared EXI after there final and we almost beet them 7/5 us then 8/4 them...... man I think Suddy's new clan is better than EXI...................

Catchya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA (Fat BAstard)

[Az|2a3L]

Dont mean to put my dick in ur lil anus zenon.. But i dont think u know much about shit...

Old Exi lineup, around the time that 7s were at their peak was a force not to be fukt with.

The new Damij lineup is basicaly old EXI without sykotic and Andy and they have come a close second in the last 2 national tournaments.

DoC online was always pretty crap all things compared, but they did manage to take out an SGL by beating bronx, not a small task. Reshpect goes out to DoC.

7s were awesome in their time. But never best in australia.

Hardly does Australia get the chance to play all its top teams in one spot..

It did it for WCG 2001 and Syn went to korea cause they were the best.

They did it WCG 2002 and Ichor went to korea cause they were the best.

and by the way.. Ui "may" have been crapper than 7s while they were inactive. And although all the 7s guys were realy talented, i didnt see many movies made about them. Unlike say. Ui Lemming.

Big Day in all top teams attended... nK were the best.

And recently ESWC national qualifiers and f'zero were the best in aus.

Make whatever shitkunt excuses u will. If you need to brag about having a slut (who may be a very nice guy so ill leave him out of this), and to brag about shit u have no clue about, then you realy are one hell of a fuck hole.

Mandrake: Werd up bruz.

Kenny : May need another beenie, as i seem to have misplaced mine at work. I keep telling guys its "for the kids" , so the boss lets me wear it : ).

Zenon : ditto to mandrakes comment. Rattus seemed to be the only person that didnt need to fgt camp to get a single kill.

And when it comes down to it.. DIOL you backyard self abortion.

Mandrake.. 2 on 5 bro.. cpl tacs all the way.

Rofl

Oh.. P.s.

http://members.optushome.com.au/ctoth/cs/rape/hungarian_salami_prod_ct. JPG

You realy think 1 slut is going to help you versus that kind of result?

or maybe this one.

http://members.optushome.com.au/ctoth/cs/rape/hungarian_salami_prod_ter rorist.JPG

ciao bella.

Hungarian Salami > Your Dad

[citizen-X]

i know koota..he should remember me if he comes... used to talk to him occasionally at the old 1337 lanshop

[Az|2a3L]

I Dont think i ever met him..

One person ide like to meet up with properly is e-diot. Like Kurupt and Persian. I think i played online with kurupt once or twice.

Played with him heaps in DoC but never got to meet him.

Ari said he used to come in a bit when l337 was in lt latrobe street.

[Zenon]

yeah i asked if he knew u cit and he said yeah lol
and if u dun agree with me take it up with my friend hes the one i got the info off and hes the one that i scouted when he was no.1 on Ga and it happened like 5 times in a row

[Az|2a3L]

Number 1 on GA.
ROFL

sang was #2 for a few weeks behind f4f.

I could name 20 clans that would win 13-0 vs those teams.

#1 on GA they must be the best.

[Zenon]

dude not a clan just the one guy

[Az|2a3L]

At least thats a little more credible.

Ill give you that.

But its still GA.

my question to you is.

Why are u gay?

[Zenon]

well cause i was born in a guys body with a chicks brain

rofl im not bro i think u better watch what u say
u might make me cry but so far no1 at lanX has succeded

[citizen-X]

zenon u gotta understand.

online is online

lan is lan

online superstars means shit to most ppl. Whoever rapes online gotta be able to back it up on lan

I pulled eg out of the GA ladder for 2 reasons

A: online superstar action means shit to me and is not a indication of any skill unless its backed up by good lan play

B: PPL act like faggots online


What happens online.. most ppl with any sense wont really give a flyin fuck about. My ex-clan drew wif Ui online.. I can guarentee without a doubt my ex-clan would get owned by Ui on lan.

Online cs is just prac and nothing to boast about. When yuo do it on lan against them..thats another thing :)

[Zenon]

yeah i realise that but my point was i have 56k he has adsl 512k and yeah i think mainly everyone online are whores because they are all hack accusers

i feel like some cs anyone wanna join me??

[citizen-X]

sif cs during work hours :O

[Zenon]

omg ur working lol im at home sick

[IIVIIandrake]

Az|2arael your my boy!! hhahahahahahaha Zennon firstly you probably aren't gonna know more than this guy and Cit-X when it comes to CS an secondly to quote your mate by what he says but pretend it is your statements that is sad man. hehehhehe :(

I dont know shit about clans and stuff all I know is me and my mate and 3 of his friends took it to EXi at Shafted 26 and did the bomb I guarentee you if we had 3 months to prac as a team we could have taken them out, but 5 players who have never played with each other befor we did great... ohh by the way that was LAN ;) And I must add the Exi guys are extremely nice guys!!!!!!!

Ohh an in Az|2aels screen shots if you wanna know who I am I am Int|. Mata** , Az|2arael is Int|. Hungarian Salami and of course you would know who cit-x is hahahahahaha

Looking forward to playing you anyway bro in CS........... look forward to playing everyone.........And I am hoping that Az|2aels and mine 2 man CPL tactics will take the crown hahahahaha

Catch ya on the flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Zenon]

ok first of all who says it was what i said
i never said i have the information
everytime i said somthing it was information my friends have past on and i belive them but if you say so
and when did i claim to know more about cs i would never do such a thing i respect people who are the greats and listen to them
mate no offence but get your facts strait next time

[Az|2a3L]

i put my money on the biggest guy.

[Zenon]

well im 6'2 what about u mandrake???
:D

[Az|2a3L]

Hes 6'2" wide

[Zenon]

now now thats not nice

[Az|2a3L]

That was a compliment.

I take it to heart that u think it was an insult..

Such is the way of the americanised world.

In japan the wider. the richer. the more powerful.

[Zenon]

hmmmmmmmm so i score then w00t

[IIVIIandrake]

I am 6 foot, 152 kilo's and I have a black belt in Kyo_kashin Karate.... Got kicked out of home at 15 lived on the streets have been stabbed twice in the back, once in my spine...... this is by no means or anyway a threat just letting you know ;) YOu asked :D

Been there and done it all....... fighting is for wankers, and anyway I don't fight I break things hehehehhhhehhe

Catch ya onthe flip side,

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

Ohh and just for the record Az|2aels comment doesn't insult me inthe slightest he is my bro..... :D That guy coudn't pffend me if he tried.......... well..... maybe if he tried a little bit!! hehehehehe

Ohhh and Zennon look at your post you actualy said in MY OPINION meanign your stating yoru opinion not your mates..... just thought I woudl let you know though!! Get your facts stright hehehehehheeh :D

[Zenon]

ok ;) i knew that i was just testing ya ;)

[citizen-X]

off topic:

CI BAI

[IIVIIandrake]

Suddy what the heck does that mean?? :D

[Zenon]

its X talk for get back on topic

[Az|2a3L]

ci bai

pronounced with heavy azn accent.

gee bye.


means pussy.

often used with fgt.

ci bai fgt..

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahahhahhahahahaha

GOt it wrong again Zennon LOL :P

[citizen-X]

ur all talkin shit atm..u have dishonoured the forums wif all this garbage talk

i promote a new area of talk

GRIPHOnix = GAY!

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahaha

Ok I second that then

May it be annouced throught out the heavens...... GRIPHOnix is GHHHEEYYYYYYYYYYY

[Az|2a3L]

True that regarding griph..

But madcap is a legend.

[Zenon]

ok yes i agree to this new topic but lets define the two words

Gay= homosexual
Griphonic= person that is possibly gay???

ok now why do you guys pick on him??? thats what i wanna know
i dont mean to sound well odd but i dun see whats so gay about him
i have only met him once but he was nice enough to me



and yes my clan master is a fucking legend

[IIVIIandrake]

Zenon we do not have to explain our selves to the inferriors, it is what it is an nothing more can be said about it hahahahah

Catchya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat BAstard)

[Zenon]

:''(

[citizen-X]

i could give a detailed account but then id have to kill u :O

im sure anyone who knows could tell u since if i start..there will be no end :O

[Az|2a3L]

Griph.....

1.Gay in the old sense is happy

2.Gay in the 90's sense is Homosexual

3.Homosexual and Gay in the highschool award winning insult sense, is what were talking about with griph.

I hope that was some clarification.


Example... for :

1. "Billy, after that lovely round of tennis, i feel so gay".

2. "Johnno went to Sydney.......... to the parade...... pride..."

3. "Your so fucking gay i bet you shove pipecleaners up your ass and tictle your sphincter"

Now im glad we have that clarified..

TMP > AK

1 round, 1 man, 1 tmp, 7 headshots... They call him... TMP-MAN!

[Blade]

Thats impressive by TMP, thats a real good effort

[Az|2a3L]

I was like.>> PMFGGGGGG!!!!1 1111111

Better yet my name was "Az|2a3L - TMP teamdown" while it happened.

i go.. RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL I JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH..

she goes... . thats nice darling.

: /

[Zenon]

yeah they call him i have no idea man but koota knows a guy who had one bullet in all of his guns
1. guy runs at him bang head shot with awp
2.guy runs at him bang head shot with deagle

3. guy wins the round for the team

[IIVIIandrake]

My best accomlishment and i have a screen shot is on aztec awped 3 guys through a box one bullet!! :P

[Az|2a3L]

1 bullet?, isnt that the point anyway?

ive had some funny team downs.

Suddy has also. Usualy on eco slaws, but still funny.

mp5 in bomb b on dust2, always a nice eco slaw.
mp5 in ramps room on nuke is hilarious.

ive seen some better players get some nice aug slaws.

but im not up to that yet.

im still harassing karnts with mp5's..

Damn mandrake.. u shoulda got a demo of that, woulda been hell funny.

Sometimes i demo at the right time, got this nice snap to head deag kill.

Superman shots are always funny.

Think its about time i made my own bs movie. : )

les

[Zenon]

well lets all post these screenies why dont we???

[Az|2a3L]

I try not to keep too many screenies on my pc anymore.. Just junks up the harddrive with bmp's.

But when i get around to making a cs movie ill post it around.

[IIVIIandrake]

hhahaaha If I was planning on thhat awp kill I would have just I was awping middle as T from T double doors down the middle they saw me and fell in a line behind the box it was all pure BS man hahhahahaha but damn it was funny.

I am gonna get some demo's of you at Lan-X 6 anyway you always pull off something everyt ime we play. some of your superman shots as you call them ;)

You know what would rock setting up half life tv and recording a demo that way we get everyone playing?? :)

Catch ya on the flip side

IIVIIandrake AKA(Fat Bastard)

[Zenon]

yeah i can do that

[IIVIIandrake]

If you can that would be awesome can get some good demo's of everyone in the server then all at once

[Zenon]

*nods* not a problem then ill put them into a specail place for everyone to download by the way u will need geekplay

[IIVIIandrake]

Whyis that>> I can watch HLTV demo's through CS. Don't the demo's still come out as .DEM files???

[Zenon]

not sure but apparantly HLTV doesnt work properly but the problem will be fixed in 1.6

[RaTTuS]

i take a copy if you do

[Az|2a3L]

its only viewdemo that has the problem
playdemo is fine.

geekplay is good for browsing demos.

[Az|2a3L]

Eat it