DAMN TURKEY!

[kyzen]

Ok, I'm back from that bloody xmas thing, and that damn turkey! Dear me! Does anyone else have the "sleepy reaction" to turkey, I am on my arse for 2 hours everytime one of those demon birds looks at me! They are so tasty though...

[Moo]

its a chemical thats released when u eat it

natual defense for the gobble gobbles

so they can imtimidate teh small critters, out run the cats,,, and things that can actually catch it (the turkeys) go sleep for a few days making the chance of something eating the hunter better

[Moo]

oh....unless its jIve turkey, then u gotta sas it

[kyzen]

Yeah mayne, tryptophan is a bastardo, but different people react differently to it! Bloody essential amino acid that causes serotonin to be released in the brain. Some people don't seem to get hit that bad... me, I'm out like a light bulb!

[Moo]

so ur saying if we wanna make u pike out quicker then Blackmech, feed u the gobbling bird?

[kyzen]

You could hit me with a few horse tranq darts and I wouldn't go down as fast as mech!

[Moo]

i kno some ....er, 'ladies of ill-repute' that dont go down as quick as Blackmech!

[SPOT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH!! numbers NOW!! :P

[Moo]

would u really want them thou?

[SPOT]

hey man i'm from the marsh, nuff said!!

[Moo]

well.... one is actually Randal Smiths daughter


lol

actually, two of em

hehehehehhe