CoD2 achievements / screenshots / lol jesperato

[Joshu]

JESPERATO IS A NEWB

[zyaN]

WOW JESPERADO, YOUR AN EVEN BIGGER NEWB THAN ME ^_^

[Snazz]

Show offs. :P

[zyaN]

Aids2darescue is worse *(^_^)*

[Joshu]

In Jesperado's defense, he WAS running around for the entire map trying to noscope people with the sniper rifle.
E: And slapping Snazz in the enemy base without realising he had the flag, what a retard!!

[<3 sacreN]

in that SS i am pwnsauce thats me leik omfg i pwned!
where u get that SS joshu?... the next round i pwned way harder like 79/9 or something was cappin heaps and stuff yo <3 m1grand

[zyaN]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND OF JIMMYX

Notice the score rise, as kenny left.
It must be that "rediculous" gfx card ^_^ that makes him own so much, that and he has skills...
Unlike aids2darescue, and jesperado...big noobs ;)

[zyaN]

Huh? What are you on about?
That's james' screenies :/

E: ..And of course i do ^_^

[Joshu]

har he har har

[Joshu]

fucking convinced everyone who plays cod2 on the net is doing so for the first time EVER

also gg to dr chops, richo, pound for showing up into an empty server and actually making me have to pull out the rifle

[dominatrix]

lamayo they are all big noobs

[zyaN]

ler lol indeed.
There was a need for this ^_^

[zyaN]

fuckin hell...
my team are sooo lame, lets just camp the flag and wait for it...
i didn't get one chance at touching that thing...

[Peter]

hmmm that reminds me... i should be practicing games :S think im getting owned this lan :(

OMFGBBQ 1000 Posts :O

[zyaN]

Congratulations pete ^_^

[zyaN]

Call of Duty 2
Patch v1_3 (http://www.callofduty.com/patch/)

[mudgie]

I wonder if they put some more of that awesome spawn logic in there again! I mean, that just worked wonders. Additional sarcasm.

[zyaN]

I know what you mean mudgie.
They "said" they fixed it in the last one...fixed it, my arse....
...Any way, i think it's ok, soon find out later

[Hammo]

im yet to see one of mudgie.... :-s

[zyaN]

I had the most fun, ler lol, in this match

[jimx]

i suk

[zyaN]

No you don't mate, you clearly have some awesome screen shots above :P <3

[jimx]

why do the lans seem so much easier

[Joshu]

I had the most fun, ler lol, in this match (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/attachment.php?attachment id=1448&d=1150031382)
check me out, w00, happybirthdayhaxer 0-1

[jimx]

totally owning

[zyaN]

Ler lol,
This score, even though shows no proof of it, was made up of one cap, and kills.
This is shit, considering my deaths :(
I started off with 39-0

[<3 Ropey]

go play in a deathmacth sever and post ya score

[zyaN]

This is pretty shit considering, but ahwell...
I had lower deaths...oh and you should have seen some of the shit i can pull off with the garand now-a-days.
I LOVE IT :D

I really pissed off the clan TSA...they cried

[<3 Ropey]

ryan ild pwn you

[zyaN]

Prove it? Did you keep any screenies from harry's? :P

[<3 Ropey]

nah cause i wasent winning at the end only winning before then

[jimx]

Gosh i love zyaN, with out him, i'd be clueless...
Left in the darkness, alone...unloved.
TOUCH ME MORE.

[zyaN]

I think what he meant was this, but even then...xfire screenies are shit.

[<3 sacreN]

next time ryan maybe kale and i WONT feel sorry for you coz u r big noob and go easy on you and make you think you pwn and stuff when clearly u r jst big noob.... but kale did get pwnd by beer on sunday

[jimx]

god zyan here comes the bad (fag) rep nob head

and zyan=player and im beating him yay me

[zyaN]

bahahahaha, harry, bahahahaha...joshu spectated that whole thing. we both pwned really well ^_^
You wouldn't feel sorry for me...lawls ever

[<3 sacreN]

yeah i did thats why i spent so much of our game throwing cans at the lil bitch who went to sleep on the couch

[mudgie]

This is, I swear to allah, 99% pistol and 1% grenade kills. It earnt me 3 accusations of "hax!!1!"...

/mp_sorelosers 1

[zyaN]

I just can't wait to play people of better skill. i.e - kyzen, mudgie, joshu, seth...and others of the sort.
E: lawls mudgie where abouts?
E2: bahaha nice for pistol kills...
Earlier today i was all about the BASH :P

[<3 sacreN]

just coz you cant throw pepsi cans for shit... ya girl

[jimx]

Earlier today i was all about the BASH :P


true that
wish i could give ya rep

[mudgie]

I just can't wait to play people of better skill. i.e - kyzen, mudgie, joshu, seth...and others of the sort.
E: lawls mudgie where abouts?
E2: bahaha nice for pistol kills...
Earlier today i was all about the BASH :P
I can't wait to play without lagging cunts fucking me up!

It was on an Internode TDM server. The deaths were significantly lower mid-game when they hadn't discovered camping and shotguns ;).

[Joshu]

This is, I swear to allah, 99% pistol and 1% grenade kills.
Not as good as 50% pistol and 50% noscoped sniper rifle.
well maybe 1% scoped.

[zyaN]

I can't wait to play without lagging cunts fucking me up!

It was on an Internode TDM server. The deaths were significantly lower mid-game when they hadn't discovered camping and shotguns ;).

Hehe, should play some time mate. Before the lan, that is :P
xfire = zyanz0r

[mudgie]

Not as good as 50% pistol and 50% noscoped sniper rifle.
well maybe 1% scoped.
Not as good as bashes!

[zyaN]

Damn Straight!

[<3 sacreN]

what about some of those BS shots u got on me at my place man u like HS me when ur not even aiming at me like aimed at a wall FFS

[zyaN]

i guess i was just born with it, ya know

[mudgie]

Stop haxing then.

[zyaN]

Come in and join in on the fun ^_^
^7lan^1x PAR^7TAY
Tuesday, 13 June 2006 @ 10:12pm
144.140.154.77:31400

[Blackmech]

i dont really take screenies of my awsomeness i am mentioned in one of joshu's screen shots but i will start taking them if you guys want something to aim at :)

[mudgie]

Meh, who did before this thread...

[Boo2]

Cod is a terrible game :)

[dominatrix]

and you are queer boy

[jimx]

Cod is a terrible game

and your a terrible liar:)

[<3 Ropey]

OH I WANT TO GET THIS GOING AGAIN GUYZ I WANT IT GOING IN CAPS AS WELL

BUT LIEK IM GETTING BETTER WITH RIFLES

[jimx]

why teaminq???? they like not u

[<3 Ropey]

i just steal ppls clan names and stuff

[Lutty]

nice, knock ya self out :)

http://www.shoot2killonline.com/images/call_of_duty_2_scores/s2k_lutty_screenshots/

[<3 sacreN]

your score is shit in most of them + u hack fag

[Jensy]

i am still yet to have ever played this game,

despite countless hundreds of people telling me to

[Jensy]

so naturally if i played, i would dominate

[brendon]

wow, harsh... you didn't seem to have that many words to say to lutty at the last lanx, sacren...
<+1 Keyboard Cowboy skills>

[brendon]

so naturally if i played, i would dominate
no question about it

[Lutty]

your score is shit in most of them + u hack fag

excuse me m8, im just abit better than ya im sorry

[<3 Ropey]

yeah 9-10 in the first one
wasent impressed so im not lookin at more

[dominatrix]

IM NOT HACKING GUYZ! JUST DROP IT OK? ITS A MOD. SNIPERS CAN USER MODS.

[Lutty]

ok, most of them screenshots were taken over the time of me being in the s2kclan can you see anything wrong with those images, no! so theres ya answer

[Joshu]

not bad scores imo

this one (http://www.shoot2killonline.com/images/call_of_duty_2_scores/s2k_lutty_screenshots/shot0016.jpg) made me lol, a good game had by all.

[Lutty]

lol cheers m8

[<3 Ropey]

lols his got a hack where you can turn them of and on using buttons

[Lutty]

nope, how come use guys didn't come over and watch me play?

[<3 Ropey]

well i didint cause im to young and my ryan did and he told us what he saw

[Lutty]

he didn't even look at me play and what ever he said to you is bs

[<3 Ropey]

bull shit you liar

[Lutty]

dude, i don't need to answer my self to you. believe what you want I just thought id post some of my screeny's on this thread no harm done

[Joshu]

didn't get a chance to come over looooty, was running guf one night and dead asleep the next :/

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

yeah whatever who cares
pissy crap!?

[zyaN]

Your still a shit cunt lutty, little faggoty girl.

[Joshu]

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS

[<3 Ropey]

GUF 1v1 so you no THERE BE NO HAXS

[<3 sacreN]

excuse me m8, im just abit better than ya im sorry

yer coz i wasnt at lanx u fuckin retard nd leik beat me then come to guf 2v2 or somethin and play me or ryan fegit.... i dont believe u can hax there

[zyaN]

He said he would, then didn't rock up.
Shows alot about some ones character.

[brendon]

+1 Keyboard Cowboys
Lutty would most likely beat you all up, at once....

[jimx]

cause e forgot his hacks zyan :) so he couldnt show

[Jensy]

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS, I LOVE GUYS, AND WHEN I SAY LOVE I MEAN LOVE, AS IN THE LOVE BETWEEN TWO MEN IN A SHOWER TOGETHER RUBBING EACH OTHERS COCKS

everyone Josh edited his last post, he took the last bit out i swear. Seriously dude, its a public forum, don't talk about fetishes here

[jimx]

yeah

[Joshu]

jensy i have a shower cock rubbing fetish for you and zee only

preferably both at the same time

[Jensy]

same time? dont you need some variety? seriously every fucking friday night, josh is all "come around to mine for beers and a mix" then after a few hours its togs off, into the shower with the three of us, josh pulls his cock out and starts rubbing it. dude, im so sick of it. just fuck me already

[Jensy]

that is possibly the most disgusting and repulsive joke i have ever made on these forums. BUT WHOS JOKING

[zyaN]

guys
this is like joshu and like ryan also zyan at the same time

also harry and like kale

like

totally

found an inbuilt gloryhole to the shower





YES.

[Peter]

oh dear god. lol

[zyaN]

Fuck me and kale own shit up.

[<3 Ropey]

seconded

[cvt]

COD2... the new CS

OMG HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

SAVE ME FROM THE HACKS..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

BAN THE HAXOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking faggets....
go get a life.

that applies to all of you...

lutty admitted to hacking, and said he didn't when you claim he does... noone seen any sign of hacks, that you all claim to be true..., yet none of you even came over to bended, and if you did, you never asked/approached/looked at his pc.... wow, some fucking hero's you are, don;t dare leave your keyboards... that short little shit might bite your ankles!!!!
some serious fucking can't get over the fact you got pwned by some little part time hacking nub?
you cunts all got some serious issues.... go get a life.

[cvt]

your score is shit in most of them + u hack fag
13yr old CSer comment
IM NOT HACKING GUYZ! JUST DROP IT OK? ITS A MOD. SNIPERS CAN USER MODS.
13yr old CSer comment
lols his got a hack where you can turn them of and on using buttons
13yr old CSer comment
bull shit you liar
13yr old CSer comment
he didn't even look at me play and what ever he said to you is bs
a point made?
yeah whatever who cares
pissy crap!?
all the above.. can't you see?
Your still a shit cunt lutty, little faggoty girl.
CSers ftw?



He said he would, then didn't rock up.
Shows alot about some ones character.
didn't get a chance to come over looooty, was running guf one night and dead asleep the next :/

BHAAHAHAHAHAHA!



Cod is a terrible game :)

Hai boo!!!!!!!!!!!!
seconded!!

[cvt]

my analasys of this...... whoever actually gives a shit... is fucked in the head.

lutty, if you were hacking, your a shit cunt. go cut yer wrists
if lutty wasn't cheating, all youz others are shit cunts, go cut yer wrists.
if you keep arguing with neither side showing proof, you all go cut yer wrists..

now... when you do it, put your wrist back, you'll see a big vein... this is the winner..
now, fill the bath with water, water stops the blood from dring, and will help the bleeding process continue.
get a razor blade, lay in the bath, preferably naked, so when the people find you they think your totally fucked up... make the most of it!
start from near the hand, and cut a good couple inches up the arm, tryin to follow ontop of the big vein.
now, rest your arm in the water, and enjoy.
you should become light headed, and see stars and alike, things will go bright, you will then have trouble keeping yourself awake, and fall asleep... forever

and then.... noone will have to hear your bullshit cries on forums ever agaian!!!!!!!!

[<3 Ropey]

lulz feigt spamer

[Lutty]

thats the thing, cvt made a good point none of use guys made the effort of coming to watch me play, and I shouldn't need to travel over to the little kids room to prove a point. Dont accuse until you see for your self. Its sad for some people thinking that this is there life. Zyan feel sorry for you putting my tags on and acting like a fool, your embarrassing ya self m8 I feel the reason you did this was because you know im a better player than you and you want to be like me sorry m8, i put the time and effort in.

gg

[Lutty]

If you didn't see me play when deal with it! stop acting like 12yr kids

[<3 Ropey]

why should i stop what are you gunna do

and wtf does

If you didn't see me play when deal with it!

MEAN

[Lutty]

just what it says m8, you didn't take the time and effort to prove your theory right so why do i give a shit

its not really my problem

[<3 Ropey]

theres screen shots someone posted them ages ago

and im not your mate feigt

[Lutty]

someone posted yes, those clans had a vendetta against the s2k for a long time, and because we were starting to put a dint in there game they didn't like it. Bloody hell I was surprised how many posts that topic got :D.

Yeh sorry I think ill talk to the mature guys. Next time dude watch me play :)

Lutty

[<3 Ropey]

come to guf then and play cause im to young to get in there

[Lutty]

might be a while

[<3 Ropey]

why did you edit it?
might be a while cause you have to prac with out haxs?

[Lutty]

nope wrong again child, I edited because i realized some of the spelling was incorrect, and nope because I have limited money and I try to save where I can, I can't afford to go to Lan Party's all the time, as I have a job and when my m8's are free we decide to go then, and let me tell you LanX is insane and the guys do a fantastic job of putting it together and I really enjoy going. NOTE: When I do go I don't expect little shits coming up to me and accusing me, Oooo Big men talking tough online, talk to me face to face at the LanX, ya can't

[Lutty]

arh k this topics going way off board, fix it up. I just put some screenshots of my scores no big deal

[zyaN]

Fuck you.
YES.

[<3 Ropey]

well u were 2 pussy to come over casue ppl asked you to on dc and u didint

[Lutty]

i shouldn't need to, as im not the one that need proof

[zyaN]

Dude, I asked you to come over to guf. As a friendly game.
As i honestly wanted to see how you played.
In fact, i went over there, asking you to come over.
It's all gone way out of proportion.

[Lutty]

well im sorry ya just gonna need to watch me play on my pc, no questions asked

[zyaN]

Why not come down to guf next time your in town.
There was a crowd rallied up last time, ready to see the challenge :P
It couldn't hurt?

[Lutty]

highlight of my night and it should of showed was when we smashed the GUF players to bits, and use guys raged and left O'well I don't expect much

[zyaN]

How many people from lanx do you think, actually attended the guf side of things?
How many people do you think we had, that were actually interested in playing comps?
We have the younger generation of gamers here.
The way you guys hang shit on them, there soon won't be any more younger gamers.

[Lutty]

na m8, got that all wrong it was use guys that raged, talked to much during play, and made total fools of your self towards us guys. We all just sat back and played as well as laughed

I loled at the guy that had my tags on while we were playing really goes to show doesn't it!, use all fit in really nicely down there, my guess is hes not getting the attention he deserves everyone talks about Lutty and im missing out /sad.
------------------------------------------------
"Maturity plays a major part in this world"

[<3 Ropey]

FUCK YOUR A FUCKASS LUTTY
you said get back on topic and your keeping it off

[Lutty]

he started back on it again, o'well this is all im writing i've put up with enough shit from people

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5793/shot0003ne9ir6.jpg

[<3 Ropey]

youve put up with like nothing you fag if you sick of it you can set it to ingnore our posts

[Lutty]

and you can talk, don't accuse until you see me play m8

[<3 Ropey]

i accuse everyone

[cvt]

youve put up with like nothing you fag if you sick of it you can set it to ingnore our posts

why did you un-ignore me tho... thats where my feelings are... really hurt..
am I just too nice...???
I don't think I even said anything nice irl last lan did I? :cuddle

[<3 Ropey]

when u came to ryans you said i no who u r i fucking hate you

[cvt]

didn't think it was that harsh... he was introducing me to you;s I hadn;t met... I didn't want to be introduced to you again... sacren did it once and I feel thats more than any person deserves :)

its good to haave you aaround, otherwise I'd be abusing everyone... you seem to be able to redirect it all to yourself.. and thats good for the other people here.

i don;t hate you, I just like nothing about you :)

[<3 Ropey]

lols well its good im here then
MY JOB IS TO TAKE YOUR ABUSE :p

[zyaN]

This thread isn't the same with out jesperado :(

[jimx]

18151816181718181819 (http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4314/shot0007mf9.jpg)


yay go me ;)

[<3 Ropey]

LOL SOMEONES ALL PRO N STUF

[zyaN]

lol, nice jimmy, totally don't like the zombie server lol

[Joshu]

how did this thread get so awesome so quickly

[jimx]

how PRO is my ping i like it :)

[zyaN]

how did this thread get so awesome so quickly

3-4 hours gap of no lutty posts.

[dominatrix]

ITS NOT LUTTY ITS LOOTY GUYZ GAWD

[zyaN]

GOLLY GOSH LOLOLOL HAI NICK <3

[<3 sacreN]

nope wrong again child, I edited because i realized some of the spelling was incorrect, and nope because I have limited money and I try to save where I can, I can't afford to go to Lan Party's all the time, as I have a job and when my m8's are free we decide to go then, and let me tell you LanX is insane and the guys do a fantastic job of putting it together and I really enjoy going. NOTE: When I do go I don't expect little shits coming up to me and accusing me, Oooo Big men talking tough online, talk to me face to face at the LanX, ya can't

get a better job then ya broke motha fucka

wassup MTV cmon in ya broke mother fuckers

cant u leik afford 2.50 lol.... shit ill pay for you to play

[RandomHero]

I feel this is necessary.

1820

[RandomHero]

Wow Joshu, have you not read the previous few pages? Did they all get infractions for abusing each other? Not to mention all the stupid shit you post. I don't care, I'm just saying your a knob and you give out infractions for stupid resons.

[RandomHero]

^^ That was infraction worthy though :)

[Joshu]

you receive an infraction for reposting a fucking old image macro

like, really

also i have a biased hatred towards you and anyone from geelong

but for real, i enjoy giving out infractions to people when i truly feel that they'll think it MEANS something. 1/10th of a ban for 7 days? i have to give you 10 infractions in 7 days to get you banned for the remaining duration of the first infraction. the system is there to help me ban total knobs who come onto the site and advertise c1al1s v14gr4 not pleasing your woman? upgrade to blackalicious wangtastic pillomatic! i can give them instant bans, that's what it's there for. if you honestly think that a rolling 1/10th of a 7-day ban is worthy of going off your rocker and dedicating a post to pointing fingers, then that alone is worth the infraction you got

seriously, it looks so fucking awesome because it's like "normal post" "unexpected hatred towards joshu" "normal post" to anybody except you and i

i was l0lh4x (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/attachment.php?attachment id=1812)
E: and in the game shortly thereafter, same teams q3 ctf spacemap, spent most of the game shooting anybody and everybody down into the abyss with my railgun, who owned then guys, where's the "join Joshu team" butan

[RandomHero]

I'm aware of that, it's not that I cared, i just felt like ranting.

[<3 sacreN]

awww joshu he wants to feel important like you.... + him 1 maor rep plz it will make him feel safe

[Jensy]

fkn

josh i live in torquay

its not geelong, its close

[Joshu]

that's why i don't have a biased hatred towards you

just a biased cock

i miss smearing myself in your dreadlock wax

[cvt]

your all almost as supid as these !!!

(picking which 5 are worst is so hard, so expect pc spam for a while longer)

1. Yes... that is a audi a4 turned into a ute...
2. from a glance, an alfa, but look hard, notice the headlights, the shape of a doors.... can you guess what it is?
3. Just curious.... how, could you look at this... stand back and say.. yep, looks good, lets paint it. These people musta manufactures something that makes lsd seem like panadol... anyway.
4. yep, I dunno either.
5. fuckin tough!!!!!!.... in a, gee, my sister looks hot kind of way..

[<3 sacreN]

is no 2 like a ford laser or something? it does look like an alfa at first but then you see the glu holding the shit on... just lol its rear rims are so much better than the front ones

[Jensy]

josh, thats hot

[cvt]

not sure what it is...
my first guess was a TF Gemini, but the mirrors weren;t attatched to the door, the wider headlights.
then I was thinking same as you,
6g mazda 323/Ford KC Laser.
only think is the turning indicator now, it looks moulded into the headlight, and the door lock is below the door handle.
so as far as I can tell, your wrong.

[brendon]

i played 6 games tonight... here's 5 screens..
fair to say i'm not that good! but there's more hackers in cod2 than css ffs
yes i am taking the piss.....