Tell LanX Things They Dont Care About

[<3 Ropey]

Pretty much just a random chat topic so all the other threads dont get spammed as bad


i should really go do some homework:dead

[kyzen]

I should really install a chat service!

[<3 Ropey]

yeah but then it means people have to be on at the same time to use it

[Joshu]

Someone took some rep off me :( I need a hug.

[Peter]

<3 and hugs

EDIT: "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Joshu again"

i cant give you any postive rep... :(

[<3 Ropey]

joshu cant you see who took it of you?

[Bladia]

I just say the Lost episode where Sawyer crushes that frog. That was disgusting.

(this random post thing could get fun)

[Joshu]

joshu cant you see who took it of you?
Parody! (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showpost.php?p=37663&postcount=33)

[<3 Ropey]

ohh lawls roffles i get it

[Joshu]

Peter and I plan to consummate our relationship on the weekend.

[Peter]

first ive heard of it but ok ;o

[Joshu]

I wasn't planning on telling you :) Insert Emps quote here...

[Peter]

suprise sex eigh? the old pick up the soap trick? shame on you ;o

[<3 Ropey]

</3 all is needed

[X-ZemPt]

I should really install a chat service!

A mate of mine has a chat service on his forum. It is cool.

[zyaN]

A mate of mine has an lcd attached to his mouse...
its the saix

[Joshu]

A mate of mine has a chat service on his forum. It is cool.
Is it
X-zEmpT and ToxiC (http://x-zempt.ath.cx/x-zempt/)
?LOL

[Peter]

anyone else get the feeling on a Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V on those reviews...? i know i do :/

[X-ZemPt]

anyone else get the feeling on a Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V on those reviews...? i know i do :/

Well they are......and yes the appropriate links to they original websites are there. I put that website up just to get my webserver working, it was a school project we had to do in IT (the website currently up). I havn't finished making my other one yet. Work and school are taking up to much of my time

Edit: And in case you didn't notice...they review for my video card.....isn't even about the same card as mine.....lol

[<3 Ropey]

Hai!

its really cold atm in rl

[zyaN]

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Yottabyte 10^24 bytes

[Peter]

very good point zyan, i agree fully

[zyaN]

i mean...yottabyte FTW

[<3 Ropey]

ryans all pimp with to hoes

[Bignick]

ok... im extremely pissed off and need to vent...
driving home today i get pulled over by an unmarked and am handed a ticket for not having my liscence on me. its a $52 fine, which i dont give a fuck about (even though i have fuck all money). Its the fact that i was pulled over for absolutely nothing (it was around the lake in that 40 bit, wasnt even fucking speeding!!!). furthermore, it was the 4th time in TWO FUCKING WEEKS ive been pulled over for absolutely no fucking REASON! and i dont even drive around THAT much! THESE FUCKING COPS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PULL OVER P PLATE DRIVERS FOR """""""RANDOM"""""""" LISCENCE AND VEHICLE INSPECTIONS REALLY PISS ME OFF!!!!!
im pretty sure i heard one of the cops start his sentance with 'Gday Sir, this is just a random P-plate and commodore inspe- AH... Liscence and breath test..'
and before somebody says to me 'theyre just doing theyre job. get fucked. is it thier job to target p-platers commodore drivers!? fucking no! go catch some rapists and murderers or peadophiles and leave me alone!!
[/rant]

[zyaN]

I know what you mean bignick...and if there is ever a time you need a hug..or 52$ sent to your account gimme a buzz...im here for you

(seriously)

[<3 Ropey]

dude that sucks

[Peter]

a bit homo mate, it is very true that the target the older commodores driven by P platers, bad luck mate :(

[Bignick]

I know what you mean bignick...and if there is ever a time you need a hug..or 52$ sent to your account gimme a buzz...im here for you

(seriously)

thanks heaps mate, you are a true legend, i'll redeem that hug at the next X ;)

[zyaN]

Damn straight...now, just pm me with ya bank details...
and you'll have some dosh soon enough....im being serious lovey :)

[Bignick]

its cool man, as much as im pissed off, i was still in the wrong and need to pay the consequences. but i really really appriciate it.
everybody, give this guy lots of +rep

[zyaN]

Any time, anytime :)
Plus, joshu...i have a present for you :P you'll get it soonish

[Joshu]

oh no
oh no you didn't :no

[Peter]

hahaha is it suprise sex? :P

...SUPRISE!!! *bamn* :homo

[zyaN]

Something more pleasurable :)

[Peter]

O'rly?

[<3 Ropey]

New Haxs?

[Joshu]

Don't be silly, I write the haxes here.

[<3 Ropey]

they right me up an uber aimbot for some ownage game

[zyaN]

Don't be silly, I write the haxes here.
Yeah exactly kale...im just a game tester.
...thats all i do now-a-days.
I mean, Battlefront 2 1.0 was insanely full of glitches...
CoD2 has a few, not that many.
And just recently, i have been exploit hunting in DoD:S...
Found 2 wall glitches...:)
Edit: "Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough"
"AHHHHHHH"

[Bladia]

Tokyo Drift (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8rJHnYWb3Q&search=tokyo%20drift)

Stuff you don't care about?

[mudgie]

Sexual harrassment is when you're making love to your lady friend and some guy comes up and tickles for balls from behind.

[dominatrix]

i like naked ladies
i like making babies

[Joshu]

i like contracting rabies

[MR_PEA]

if you want to piss off an officer just write down everything they say...........
pritty fucken funny!!!!!!

[<3 Ropey]

i can dance

[aids2darescue]

I went to connect one of my xbox 360 controllers to the computer, i downloaded the software from windows and was all happy since i recently aquired prince of persia:the two thrones. When it didnt want to install on the computer i threw myself into a rage that consumed several objects. I went and GOOGLED it and found out that you need a "wired" controller, to be able to connect to your windows based operating system. But still i didn't know why it didn't install itself into the windows registry or anything (and i tryed the normal restart and shit). So therefor I can't connect the xbox 360 wireless conntroller to the computer (via recharge usb cable)and so in conclusion I was screw by the windows corporation once again.

[Joshu]

in conclusion I was screw by the windows corporation once again.
Because you bought a console controller, expecting to be able to use it in your PC?

[cvt]

Bit Value of 0 or 1
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Yottabyte 10^24 bytes


Incorrect, I don't care of the source, its wrong.

[cvt]

and so in conclusion

you suck.

[aids2darescue]

you suck.

lol, alot of explaination there, and damn straight i wanted it to work!

and come on epople how the hell was that. Seriously?
what teh hell does it have to do with G15 boards?

[Solace]

hahaha is it suprise sex? :P

...SUPRISE!!! *bamn* :homo
I nearly pissed my self when i read that, oh god that was funny, i think i know what the present is...
i think Zyan should also aplly for a job as Santa Clause.

[cvt]

lol, alot of explaination there, and damn straight i wanted it to work!

I felt it was all the explanation that was needed :P

[MR_PEA]

DITTO!!!!

[Jensy]

lol @ i havn't posted in ages. Joshu excites my phallic region.

[<3 Ropey]

i got new headphones casue my last ones went under a car some how

[Jensy]

now how the fuck does that happen.

What kind are they?

right now i'm using my bang and olufsen a8's.

[SPOT]

i got new headphones casue my last ones went under a car some how

you're an idiot Kale :P

[Joshu]

Joshu excites my phallic region.
Obligatory acknowledgement and snide reply.

[<3 Ropey]

now how the fuck does that happen.

What kind are they?

right now i'm using my bang and olufsen a8's.


they where just shitty ones for my mp3 player
i got them from hmv in melb

[Joshu]

Yarr!

[cvt]

Yarr!

cd/dvd's are so outdated...

just like you ya 'big fat noob'

fuck you ya skinny cunt.

Love you joshu!

[Joshu]

Whoever said they're CDs? :D

[cvt]

Whoever said they're CDs? :D

whoever didn't see the /dvd's after the cd...

oh, ... oh.. joshu, what are you doing....

your capable of better replys that quoting out of context, show me better than that... I know you can you little internet masochist.

[Joshu]

You and I both know I didn't quote anything!!

[cvt]

Know, YOU know this, I refuse to know nothing about that last post... it was [TC] Loki!

[[TC] Loki]

Heres something I know LAN-X doesn't care about...

cvt's menstration!

[Jensy]

Bring back VHS. And A-DAT. 16 track lovin.

old people will get pwnd in 2010 when they switch off analogue TV. 2010 as a year looks cool. "2010"

[cvt]

Loki']Heres something I know LAN-X doesn't care about...

cvt's menstration!

All this because I told hold him I wasn't gay....
he had plans.. and, well, i kinda broke his heart eh....
poor little gay fucking faggot!

[Nipples]

Bring back VHS. And A-DAT. 16 track lovin.

old people will get pwnd in 2010 when they switch off analogue TV. 2010 as a year looks cool. "2010"

Dude, everyone knows monochrome is the future of television

[Jensy]

MONOCHROME REVOLUTION!! MONOCHROME FOREVER.





Kit you are so sexy.

[zyaN]

I played in the commonwealth games opening ceremony...
the reason im bringing this up is because i just got the dvd sent out to me, and "yay" im on it.

[<3 Ropey]

yay you got me a tie there

[zyaN]

And sam, a pair of globes :)

[<3 Ropey]

yeha ownage

[Nipples]

MONOCHROME REVOLUTION!! MONOCHROME FOREVER.
Kit you are so sexy.


:eek: ... PLASMA MONOCHROME! WE HAVE TO MAKE IT! THAT'd be high quality Monochrome.

[Jensy]

i know a certain habib that would pay a LOT for that. Fuck, I would pay a lot for that. infact shit, i would give my computer, my savings, my room setup, everything. jesus i would even sell my parents bodies on the black market....uh...

[<3 Ropey]

Dont lie you have al ready done that last one

[Nipples]

Hahahahhaahaha, yeah Jensy, you can't sell something twice :D

Muhahaha, it'd be so lol having like... widescreen plasma monochrome. Muhuhaha, I'm gunna have a look around, just for lols :D

[<3 Ropey]

its not the only thing you look around for

[Jensy]

yeah....you heard him. Did you find any? Monochome revolution.

"The original monochrome (usually orange or green) panels enjoyed a surge of popularity in the early 1970s because the displays were rugged and needed neither memory nor refresh circuitry. There followed a long period of sales decline in the late 1970s as semiconductor memory made CRT displays incredibly cheap. Nonetheless, plasma's relatively large screen size and thin profile made the displays attractive for high-profile placement such as lobbies and stock exchanges. In 1983, IBM introduced a 19" orange on black monochrome display (model 3290 'information panel') which was able to show four simultaneous 3270 virtual machine (VM) terminal sessions." FOUR!!!

[<3 Ropey]

lol i was just reading on the pp forums that theres some game called planetside or something and its a mmofps

[Nipples]

MY GOD MAN.... FOUR! I'm still looking, I'll keep you posted. We may have to create this ourselves

[<3 Ropey]

i have super cool bling ring

[Joshu]

yeah....you heard him. Did you find any? Monochome revolution.
/cue hallelujah chorus

[Jensy]

oh...dear...god....

*tear down cheek*

i....i.....


*collapses*



i........

[zyaN]

atm im deleting 1063 msgs off my mobile phone inbox >< LAGG

[Jensy]

s60 im guessing?

[zyaN]

s60 means absolutely nothing to me mate. Fill me in.
If it's a phone brand, i don't really know...i think im using a 3660 nokia.

[Peter]

i belive he is refering to series 60 phones, they run a symbian operating system and are generally pretty powerfull. and my friend the 3660 is a symbian phone :)

[zyaN]

Cheers Petor ^-^

[Jensy]

series 60 is the win. Last night i installed quake on my 3230. lol. it basically lets you do anything, watch video clips, mp3, as muich effort as you want to put into haxxing your phone, really.

[cvt]

omg, a good operating system for a nokia...
it is true.
pretty sad no other part of them phones is worth a pinch of shit :P

[Jensy]

well, when the ngage came out it had the best graphics in any hand held gaming device out at the time, and a nice ass processor too (imho) but now the psp and stuff ripped that to shreds. N70 have nice smooth graphics tho. sony are selling PSP's on their Australian site for $330.

[cvt]

How does the N70 deserve a mention?
It sucks :P

the only nokia worth a mention is the N80
the rest, pfft.. First phone with wifi. that deserves a win.
if ya ignored it, the K800 should be next on the list..
I really don't see where the N70 is meant to drop into the list, but its far from the top!!

[Jensy]

Lol Joshu, you were asking rich about that cable, kit investigated and found it. Ask him for the plans. im next to rich

[Joshu]

Oh my how word gets around this place. Everything I say to Kit, Rich instantly knows. Everything I say to Rich, everyone here knows!

:o

cvt, I'm buying a mobile soon, and I want to write my own (potentially useless) apps for it. I wouldn't mind bluetooth (or a bluetooth equiv) on it. Give me suggestions..? :)

[kyzen]

http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=au&lc=en&ver=4000&template=pp1_loader&php=PHP1_10376&zone=pp&lm=pp1&pid=10376 w00t!

[<3 Ropey]

people wont look at links i send on msn its bs with a capital B

[Bladia]

Hey everyone click on Kenny's signature it takes you right to the booking pages
LOLS Rofl:P

[<3 Ropey]

whoop de do you wont be able to book your seat thow yet

[Joshu]

Welcome to several months ago, Bladia.
Population: the address has been the same for X booking for aaaaaaages.

[<3 Ropey]

its cause his a big n00b thow joshu

[Bladia]

OOhh it hurts so much mummy make it stop. I'm a noob goodie I can finally add it to the list of names I've been called, Shall I list them or can you just use you imaginations???

maybe in future I'll just do what everyone else does and actually just write "Spam...Spam...Spam...Spam ...Spam...Spam...Spam... ETC"

[<3 Ropey]

oh oh oh NEG REP

[Bladia]

Mummy he's still poking him.... WAH, I'm going to tell the teacher.... are we there yet??? I'm hungry.

Has anyone else noticed all of these have sexual conatations:cuddle

[<3 Ropey]

has any one noticed how gay bladia is?

[Bladia]

what is there somthing wrong with that??

[cvt]

Remember, k750i = w800i with a flash, so ya don't get an ugly w800i :P (applies if ya go second hand)

Avoid Motorola due to Operating System, there 3g phones are accpetible.
Avoid Sagem for obvious reasons.
Avoid Nokia due to the worst cameras (N series an exception) worst screens, very quiet, bad quality sound, bad reception.
Siemens are ok.
Sharp are excellent, but getting one without vodaphones "fuck the phone" firmware can become an issue.
Sony-Ericsson as a general rule are the best phones overall, just avoid there cheaper phones and get a siemens or motorola instead, but since ya after bluetooth, the cheapies are out anyway.

of course every company has exceptions... but start with the link kenny gave ya :)
Choose a phone that suits ya, best options as of now from SE are the w550i, k750i, w800i

[zyaN]

Incorrect, I don't care of the source, its wrong.
Oh, ok...
You have any correct sources?
Sorry for lateness, i was re-reading thread.

[Joshu]

Thanks for the tips cvt + kenny, off shopping am I!

[cvt]

Oh, ok...
You have any correct sources?
Sorry for lateness, i was re-reading thread.

you are kind of correct, I shoulda explained then.

so a KB = 1024 byte, ISO standard
in SI units which is non standard, is 1000 byte
a KiB means 1024byte regardless..
but claiming 1000KB to be the only meaning for Kilobyte is incorrect.

the change was an ammendment made in the IEC document in 1999 ( I think it was then )
before 1999 there was no such thing.

(same applies for all of them)

[zyaN]

Ah, makes sense...Cheers

[<3 sacreN]

Mummy he's still poking him.... WAH, I'm going to tell the teacher.... are we there yet??? I'm hungry.

Has anyone else noticed all of these have sexual conatations:cuddle
gay

Remember, k750i = w800i with a flash, so ya don't get an ugly w800i :P (applies if ya go second hand)

Avoid Motorola due to Operating System, there 3g phones are accpetible.
Avoid Sagem for obvious reasons.
Avoid Nokia due to the worst cameras (N series an exception) worst screens, very quiet, bad quality sound, bad reception.
Siemens are ok.
Sharp are excellent, but getting one without vodaphones "fuck the phone" firmware can become an issue.
Sony-Ericsson as a general rule are the best phones overall, just avoid there cheaper phones and get a siemens or motorola instead, but since ya after bluetooth, the cheapies are out anyway.

of course every company has exceptions... but start with the link kenny gave ya :)
Choose a phone that suits ya, best options as of now from SE are the w550i, k750i, w800i
samsung's are awesome i have a D-500 myself the D-600 is pretty damn good

but the best phone in the world and always will be is the 3310!!! it owns

[<3 Ropey]

lol i got 3310

[<3 Ropey]

cvt is now on my ignore list casue his a fag

[aids2darescue]

I say we get someone to bring a smoke machine to LAN22, either for a cool effect or to pisss us all off.

[<3 Ropey]

no there not really that cool at lans

[Snazz]

What about cool lights instead?

[Peter]

or... you know... we could lan :)

[<3 Ropey]

yeah lights whould be pretty cool then it can be a disco

[Richo101]

Benfish has access to heaps of lights and a smoke machine :D

[<3 Ropey]

but are they cool lights?

[Richo101]

Well they're not disco balls (as far as i know) but any lights this big would be awesome at a lan. I recon having some smoke sweeping around your feet would also be cool :D

[<3 Ropey]

but i sleep under my table

[Richo101]

Hmm ok, but you've gotta dmit it would be cool to have going for a bit.

[<3 Ropey]

as long as i whoudnt have to sleep in it yes

[<3 Ropey]

sry bout dbl post
but yeah i got a new phone

[Peter]

cool, what kind? awesome i should hope :)

[<3 Ropey]

yeah it fair is its a motorola V3x
plans down from 60 dorra to 20 ( and i get 200 free msg everynight from 8pm to 7am )
but i got some quetions
when i connect to pc how much dose it cost to use internet from it
where can i get some free games for it

[Richo101]

Your network will probably provide a place you can download games from (as well as tones and what not) and all i know is that the net costs a fuck load from phones.

[zyaN]

I fucking sick i tells ya...
v27

[Joshu]

I fucking sick i tells ya...
v27
Shouldn't that be in the "Tell LANX Things They Do Care About" thread?
<3

[Richo101]

Umm it is isnt it? :confused:

[Joshu]

Shouldn't that be in the "Tell LANX Things They Do Care About" thread?
ahem

[zyaN]

S2 J
There is a lotta love in here
E: I saw mong and forest at the theatre. I thought this was a valid point for this thread.

[<3 Ropey]

yeah mabey that needs a new thread no one likes thread

[Joshu]

MONG AND FOREST HAY
lol
LONG TIME NO SEE
lol
IS THIS A GOOD OR BAD THING
good
PLEASE DEBATE

[<3 Ropey]

i vote bad
they smell

[Joshu]

Totally lol. (http://forums.gamespace.net.au/showthread.php?t=9764)

[zyaN]

yeah mabey that needs a new thread no one likes thread
True...but, seen as we have the "Tell lanx things they don't care about" Thread, i thought appropriate
As soon as i saw them...i knew this was going straight into the thread :)
E: Skope, seems kooleh from talkin to him (css)...is he from around b-rat as well joshu?

[Aphex]

hey i saw mong on CSS, he's like stalking me with his damn hax...

Forest i assume is still being goatsied by J on Savage? lol...
Ohh yeah neg rep FTW... i kill teh stupid fker who gives me bad rep and dosn;t leave a name... seriously.. weak...


I do not endorse this post as it was writen under the influence of rage!!!

E: LOL hey Skopey FTL... damn haxor!!!

[zyaN]

Hey, ill have to play you on css soon as well...im free all day ;) E - Bahaha this is a valid point for teh thread!!
Oh and don't worry mate...i got that too :(

[Zenon]

yeah same wtf

[Richo101]

Ohh yeah neg rep FTW... i kill teh stupid fker who gives me bad rep and dosn;t leave a name... seriously.. weak...

Yeh happens to me all the time. (except Zyan who is leaves his name :D)

[zyaN]

Err, that wouldn't be me mate.
Either someone put my name there, because they are too weak, or i left you pos rep with my name.
E- Check it.
E2- Or i could be wrong...and my neg rep on you was for a reason.

[<3 Ropey]

dont dont this in to another thread about rep please for the love of god

[Bignick]

GOOD NEWS!!! no more dial up for the bigman! oh yeah, adsl bitches!!!

[Solace]

Yay dammmm i wish i could enter that world come the end of the year i will, congrats.

[Joshu]

http://www.chariot.com.au/wireless/ if you haven't seen already. $50/mo = 3000/512 40GB.

[Aphex]

how many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb???
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none!, they would rather cry in the dark!!!

how do you get an Emo out of a tree???
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cut them down!

LOL got board, thought i'd bagg on emo's for a while!!!

[Joshu]

A blonde and an emo jump off a skyscraper, who drowns first?

The blonde drowns in the emo's tears.

[Aphex]

the blond, because she would drown in the emo's tears!!! LOL

[Joshu]

Highlight my post Aph...





Dave on TripleJ tonight was talking to emos tonight, it was radical as. :D

[Aphex]

it was fkn awesome...
i was in histerics listening to it...

but in the mean time here are some more...

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?

One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

yer i know i didn;t see your answer there until too late... fkn... *goes to cry in corner*

[Joshu]

Yeah, Dave Callan cracks me up.

"Where are you from?"
"Osaka."
"Osaka? Cool. How is Osaka?"
"Osaka very good!"

[Richo101]

I wish my grass was emo...
So it would cut itself

[<3 Ropey]

I wish my grass was emo...
So it would cut itself

thats so old

[Joshu]

thats so shit
You're so right.

[<3 Ropey]

yay for once im right


EDIT: Kinda

[Richo101]

Meh it mebbe old but is still funny.

[zyaN]

Nope.
Its age has worn out any kind of humour it once had.

[mudgie]

I haven't heard it, it's funny as :D.

I wish I listened to that Triple J show... I want.

[zyaN]

I haven't heard it, it's funny as :D.
...
Sorry mudgie and to all those who haven't heard it...
But to those who have moo, and other randoms on their msn. Im sure we've seen it before.

[Joshu]

Saturday Night with Dave Callan:

2006-04-22 (the emo one): not available :(
2006-04-08 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060408.mp3)
2006-03-25 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060325.mp3)
2006-03-18 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060318.mp3)
2006-03-04 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060304.mp3)

[Aphex]

lol.. i heard that one with the Dr. Phil joke i there... man fkn GOLD!!! good find J

[zyaN]

"Don't make me kick my own ass"

Bahahaha this guy is fantastic....

"Don't tell my mum..."

I've never heard him before.

"...because ya wanna make birds peck ya pecker..."
- in this interview (Raphael) is lol

[Joshu]

He's on Saturday nights on TripleJ from 6pm to 9pm, although I swear I've heard him on a Friday too while driving to LANX.

[zyaN]

Awesome.
Something to look forward to on a Saturday night...
It's been a hella long time since i've listened to the radio.

[Joshu]

Radio??! triplej 128kbps mp3 stream (http://202.6.74.107:8060/triplej.mp3)

[zyaN]

That too ;) Cheers

[Joshu]

I listen to triplej a lot :) quite some good music on there, from d+b late Fri/Sat nights to previews of the new Tool album (which gets released in 5 days... lol.)

AMERICAAAAAAAA

E: ok, now they're playing some crazy song about "put the lotion in the basket", with the occasional "or it gets the hose again".

The night is very cold, I'm feeling kind of weak
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I'll bury you underneath a log

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
Yes it does, Precious
It puts the lotion in the basket
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket, bitch
Bitch, Put the lotion in the basket

Oooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh ooh

EDIT NUMBER TWO CAUSE I HATE ON DOUBLEPOSTERS: HERE ARE SOME MOVIE STYLE HACKS FOR YOU GUYS ^_^ (http://rolandog.com/archives/2005/05/)

[zyaN]

Lawls hard!!
This sooo should be in a thread of its own!
Damn it's hilarious!

[Aphex]

omg... how sweet was that movie..
but how fucked up is that film clip to that "thing"... love it though!!! LOL

[Peter]

AHHAHAHAHA Ewwwww :) freaky stuff, the kind nightmares are made off... crazy freak man!

[zyaN]

I lol soooo hard, bahaha.
I love it!
Happy 900th

[<3 Ropey]

congrats on the 900 ryan you will be more of a man soon enough when you reach your 1000

[zyaN]

More of a man?
Explain :D

[ultraviolentray]

congrats on the 900 ryan you will be more of a man soon enough when you reach your 1000


Your wrong... he'll never be a man...

[dominatrix]

stop right there! theres no need for that!

Women are perfectically fine, thankyou very much!

[zyaN]

Your wrong... he'll never be a man...
Yet another personal attack Aiden.
Are we coming to our menstruation period?
Hmmm, looks like some one ain't getting any loving from me, for a while atleast.

Oh, and nick <3 lawls

[dominatrix]

LOL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showthread.php?t=9
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT CS LOL

[zyaN]

oh noes :o
There are soooo many threads like that...
I cry every time i go diggin and find something 1.6 related.

[Joshu]

totally lol at zenon

he is super plucky in that thread

[zyaN]

lol at my very first post and thread (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showthread.php?t=323)
Edit: bahahaha i sooo remember this thread (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showthread.php?t=450)

[Peter]

hahahahahh thats gold!

[Joshu]

I got my G15 last night...

[zyaN]

Thats sexy! ;) <3

[<3 Ropey]

it could be sexer

[zyaN]

But it's soooo totally *insert dave's ava* awesome!

[<3 Ropey]

issert penis in to bum cause thats what you liek

[Bignick]

is it just me, or are random images on the site dissapearing? like the website header, the st pats pic on the main page and a few avatars.
:S

[<3 Ropey]

i think its just you mines working fine

[Bignick]

weird, problem solved though (i cleared internet cache :confused: )

[zyaN]

I wouldn't worry about it mate.
It happened once to me, at school though.

[mudgie]

It's the modem, Biggie, does it to me occasionally.

[Bignick]

god damn evil devil slut monkey modem!

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

Bignick, they "ARE" doing theyre job, because after all - They did catch you breaking the law. You got fined. In my eyes, that means you lose, right:P? love you bignick, i do, but maybe the cops had they're no license radar on and saw you.

cheer up buddie. next time pull a cop over, and ask him to have a breathaliser.

EDIT: lol oops., didnt realise eight pages of nothing... Bignick, i was refering to your post at the bottom of the firts page.

[<3 Ropey]

joel you such a n00b

[Joshu]

I REALLY ENJOY POSTING IN ALL CAPS

I LIKE TO THINK IT GIVES ME A BIT OF AN EDGE IN ATTITUDE ALSO NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH PUNCTUATION IS PRETTY COOL

I TOTALLY RIPPED IT OFF THOUGH (http://www.qwantz.com/) YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THE RIPPEEOFFEE IT IS BRILLIANT

I LIKE TO DANCE IN MY UNDERPANTS T-REX

[cvt]

I REALLY ENJOY POSTING IN ALL CAPS

it makes a statement....

[Joshu]

IT IS LIKE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING AND FLAILING MY ARMS ABOUT WILDLY

[<3 Ropey]

thats super

[cvt]

IT IS LIKE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING AND FLAILING MY ARMS ABOUT WILDLY

not really..

let me quote some shit for what it really reminds me of.

This is actually quite funny (atleast to me :P) and the caps reminds me of him.. so. your impression is not good. :P

POST 1 by the man in question
irwell wrote:

>On Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:00:41 -0600, cvt
><emmertex@@@@@........gmai l.....com> wrote:
>
>
>
> Just clean up your dissertation before submitting.
>Thanks for the interesting info.
>BTW Researchers are using mice gonads for stem cell research,
>so Measey should take care.
>
>
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
DA MICE RAN UP DA CLOCK
DA CLOCK STRUCK ONE
DA UDDER GOT AWAY

OH HA HA HA HA


Another one.. Snipping done... these get VERY long and fragmented


cvt wrote:

>measekite <inkystinky@oem.com> wrote in
>news:xjBVf.5624$4L1.3967@ newssvr11.news.prodigy.co m:
>
> >YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE
>
>and reply to every post in c.p.printers telling them they are wrong,...
>thats your definition of a life... hahahaha, no thanks ;)
>
ITS HA HA HA IDIOT
>
>If you ever get a job, and manage to be able to pull yer head out of yer
>arse longenough to see something and be able to hold that job for more
>than a matter of minuites, and get promoted from emptying the bins to
>sweeping the floors of a repair center for printers just you take notice
>and you will see for yourself.
>
HERE YE HERE YE. THE REASON THIS GUY IS A SHMUCK IS BECAUSE HE KEEPS
REPLYING TO ME IN ADDITION TO THE OTHER STUFF.
>
> >AND YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS CAUSE THEY WILL NOT TELL YOU
> >
> > >for this printer
> > >(ip6600D).. They do NOT list the cartridges, but they do carry the ink.
> >
> >
> >ALL YOU KNOW IS THEY CALL IT INK
>
>Whats OEM ink, the bastards NEVER tell me.. I REFUSE to buy OEM ink till
>they tell me the makeup.. UNRELIABLE BASTARDS. for I am INKYSTICKY,
>MALASHITE, THE KING OF CAPS LOCK, I TURNED IT ON 10 YEARS AGO AND CAN'T
>REMEMBER WHAT BUTTON I PUSHED!
>
========================= =========================
=======================
YOU ARE SO DUMB TO CALL THE OEMS BASTARDS AND THEN GO OUT AND BUY THEIR
PRINTERS. YOU ARE TRULY A SHMUCK WITH EARS.
========================= =========================
=======================
>


Another one ok.. things are fragmented pretty bad here.. but ya get the jist.. and here is the line I said in relation to what I'm getting at J :)


cvt wrote:

>measekite <inkystinky@oem.com> wrote in
>news:csFVf.9267$tN3.7214@ newssvr27.news.prodigy.ne t:
>
>I reply to you because I find your stupidity amusing.
>
AND THAT MAKES YOU WIDEARS
>
>I have ears... omg..
>
HA HA HA HA

> what great deductions did you use to figure that out?
>Its good to see you have the ability to understand a few words in a
>sentance, you might understand a whole sentance.. at your rate some time
>after your balls drop. Understanding sarcasm will be some time after that,
>then you may be able to read it again and possibly understand it, Along
>with what a Caps lock button does... But I don't hold any hope towards it.
>
LITTLE HACK HORNER
SAT IN HIS CORNDER


Why not one more that summed up this guy pretty well?


measekite wrote:

> ONE CANNOT LISTEN TO CIVET DA KAT WID HIS
> HE WET HIS PANTS WID DAT ONE
>
HA HA HA
>
> cvt wrote:
>

***here.. he replued to his own post...

ok.. just some quotes
>Yes, I'd like to see your comparison. I'll do it next week myself, when
>I have access to both my own iP4000 and my father's iP4200.
>
NOW DA TROUT IS GOING TO RUIN DA OLD MAN'S PRINTER. I TINK HE SHUD GET
DA HICKORY STICK.

-------------------------------
DID DA KAT EAT DA TROUT

cvt wrote:

-------------------------------
>And neither do you.
>Wasn't advice.. so maybe you should take it.. I wish you bad luck.
>
>
IS IT POSSIBLE DAT CIVET DA KAT COULD BE EATEN BY DA MOUSE?
--------------------------------
cvt wrote:

>"Yianni" <in@mailbox9.gr> wrote in news:1144199110.976488@at hnrd02:
>
THIS STUPIDITY IS UNREAL. LOOK AT DA ANIMALS SCURRY CAUSE DAY KANT FIND
INK FOR DA NEW PRINTERS.

HA HA HA HA

CANON DID A GOOD JOB. UNFORTUNATELY THEY RAISED DA PRICE CAUSE OF DA
FREELOADING MORONS IN THIS NG.

-------------------------------
>They then get the inks colour
>
ITS COLOR NOT COLOUR
--------------------------------
>THIS STUPIDITY IS UNREAL. LOOK AT DA ANIMALS SCURRY CAUSE DAY KANT FIND
>INK FOR DA NEW PRINTERS.
>
>HA HA HA HA
>
>CANON DID A GOOD JOB. UNFORTUNATELY THEY RAISED DA PRICE CAUSE OF DA
>FREELOADING MORONS IN THIS NG.
>
So since I am now testing my pigment in the dye head, and have tested and supplied the colour difference, and the safety, and explained the swapping of chips to retain the canon warranty, and I have done over 1000 pages at this without one of your famous CLOGS DA HEAD and without swapping they still run fine..
and everyone else here is having as much luck... I fail to see your point as usual.
killfiled... shoulda done it when I first posted here as suggested by the others..
--------------------------------

I spose a sum up of the argument is here.. I found this to be the funniest shit.. but I was starting to piss people off who killfiled him and seen me quoting him, so I ended up ingoring him, later killfiling him
cvt wrote:

>measekite <inkystinky@oem.com> wrote in news:mT3Wf.51897$F_3.1756 5
>@newssvr29.news.prodigy.n et:
>
>
>
>formulated
>
>
>
>Refilling is a choice. not a crime, and for most, a logical choice.
>Market competition is Good, not bad.
>Companies are changing carts, and chips for the sole purpose of killing
>off competition,
>
THEY ARE NOT COMPETITION BECAUSE THEY DO NOT DISCLOSE WHAT THEY ARE
SELLING AND THE STUFF IS NOT LABELED AND SOLD IN ALL VENUES

> and/or raising the price of competition, there is no
>side benefit to the consumer from doing that whatsoever.
>If you payed 2x or 3x for the printer you'd pay 1/10th or less for the
>carts. carts might then be made of a decent size so you don;t have to
>refill/replace every few days as you do in the cheap consumer stuff.
>Its a deceitful rip off scheme employed by all the printer companys.
>
>
I DO AGREE THAT THE PRICE OF OEM INK SHOULD BE ABOUT 25 TO 50% OF ITS
PRESENT COST AND THE CARTS SHOUJLD ALL HOLD ABOUT WHAT THE LARGE TANK
CANON HOLDS.

>Discount printer suck them in, and screw them on the cheap arse ink in a
>plastic pot.
>ever realised a set of inks is usually 1/2 the price of a new printer,
>and a low end printer, only about $10 difference.
>
>If lexmark cut another $10 off the price of there printers, it will be
>cheaper for me to buy a new printer,
>
LEXMARK DOES NOT MAKE PRINTERS. THEY MAKE INK DISPENSERS

> than what it would to replace
>cartridges.
>The other companies arn't far off.
>
>Explain why a 500mL cartridge by epson/canon is AU$160 (if you don't know
>them, the large format printers take them, the printers where when you
>buy the printer, you actually pay for it, not 1/2 of it, and buy the rest
>of it and then 10x more thru carts)
>and then why I should pay AU$30+ for a 8/12mL cartridge?
>
>nothing good about that at all.

.

.

Joshu.. you are reminding me of him.. proud?

[Joshu]

But I'm not arguing, I'm pointing out the obvious.

LEXMARK DOES NOT MAKE PRINTERS. THEY MAKE INK DISPENSERS
I have to say he has a point.

[cvt]

But I'm not arguing, I'm pointing out the obvious.


I have to say he has a point.

he does also make 1 other point...

Canon are good printers.

but that pretty much sums it up.
I also almost had a logical argument about the 8088/8086 till he dropped back to his normal self :)

[dominatrix]

aww kenny! why did you change your avatar :(

[dominatrix]

I REALLY ENJOY POSTING IN ALL CAPS

I LIKE TO THINK IT GIVES ME A BIT OF AN EDGE IN ATTITUDE ALSO NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH PUNCTUATION IS PRETTY COOL

I TOTALLY RIPPED IT OFF THOUGH (http://www.qwantz.com/) YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THE RIPPEEOFFEE IT IS BRILLIANT

I LIKE TO DANCE IN MY UNDERPANTS T-REX

HAW HAW HAW! its funny cos its the same pic every time with different text :D

E: Holy wack, it doesnt auto edit the first post anymore :/

[kyzen]

aww kenny! why did you change your avatar :(
change is good, I'm going spartan!

[Joshu]

I can't get over your sig, seriously, what the fuck.

[cvt]

I can't get over your sig, seriously, what the fuck.

I found you ms new booty, get it together and bring it back to me.

[Joshu]

Yessir.

[Joshu]

Saturday Night with Dave Callan:

2006-04-22 (the emo one): not available :(
2006-04-08 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060408.mp3)
2006-03-25 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060325.mp3)
2006-03-18 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060318.mp3)
2006-03-04 (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060304.mp3)

HERE IT IS OH HAPPY DAY (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060422.mp3)
DISCUSS EMOS AND SHIT

[FROSTY BoSkitzo]

How does Bruce of Girly party it up in a pink shirt?

EDIT:HAHAHAHAHA WHAT???

EDITx2:GWAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAH AHAHA "i'm not emo....they throw shit at me.... simple plan arent emo.... the whole depresssed thing is not true.... they wanna enjoy themselves... Me and my friends are like moping around the city and people throw shit at us. i'm sick of the go cut your wrists thing. ...we should just accept each other and stuff..."

[dominatrix]

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/birthday.html

work out how many seconds old you are!

[cvt]

Me and my friends are like moping around the city and people throw shit at us. i'm sick of the go cut your wrists thing.

oh.. i feel ya...
go cut ya wrist, I hear it helps ease the pain :P

[Joshu]

HAY CVT
HERE IT IS OH HAPPY DAY (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/saturdaynight/podcast/sat_20060422.mp3)
DISCUSS EMOS AND SHIT

[cvt]

HAY CVT

Fine, I'll listen to it.

EDIT:
What boring shit...
10 minuites wasted of my life :(
of my GOOD life... not my emo life..
damn you J

[<3 Ropey]

CVT i do have you blocked i just needed to block to so i could neg rep you

[cvt]

CVT i do have you blocked i just needed to block to so i could neg rep you

what a fag lol

[dominatrix]

i've only got harley and mong on my ignore list :D

[cvt]

What I find even more funny is he still talked to me and repping me, even tho he has me ignored..

what a fag lol

[<3 Ropey]

yeah let me guess cvts saying im gay or somethign cause he likes man on man action

[cvt]

yeah let me guess cvts saying im gay or somethign cause he likes man on man action

you are gay :|

[zyaN]

Aren't we all?

[mudgie]

Just because someone jerks off guys into their own mouths, doesn't mean they're gay.

[Joshu]

Especially when that someone is female.

[cvt]

Aren't we all?

no.

Just because someone jerks off guys into their own mouths, doesn't mean they're gay.

yes it does.

Especially when that someone is female.

random only wishes he was a chick, that way he'd get to see a pussy in his lifetime.

[Peter]

ouch, that was low!

[mudgie]

Fix the posting times, Kenny! They're a whole hour out of whack! I mean, FUCK!

[Bignick]

they always have been man...

[Joshu]

DISCUSS THIS VIDEO

It's a piece of cake to bake a brady cake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=lazytown&v=xxdSfbkotrc),
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
You know you can't be lazy,
If you use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
And then you'll have a cake.

if you need a youtube login (it's worksafe, but some dickhead user flagged it as nws)
username: cdscdscds
password: cdscdscds

or just make one up quickly, it won't validate your email address or anything

[mudgie]

Why do I feel like I've been raped in the ear holes by burly jail men? Oh wait, it's that young lady's shrill, bubbly voice.

Stupid puppet, pour the cake mix in the tin.

Good find!

[Bignick]

why is it that i actually enjoyed that?

[Joshu]

why is it that i actually enjoyed that?
agreeed :\

[Aphex]

discuss :/ errrrr ummmmm...

"i like cake" ???

[<3 Ropey]

what type of cake?

[Bignick]

a pretty cake....

you gotta do the cooking by the book!

that chick looks like shes 8, but shes actually 15 :O

[Peter]

.... mmmm cake :) with sprinkles?!

[zyaN]

why is it that i actually enjoyed that?
Totally agree, and why is that i always enjoy the eps and clips smosh (www.smosh.com) bring out.
For example, i saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1OXAQHv09E&dpos=0) on the same page as linke by jay.
These guys are awesome, and only some of you will know of them...

[Joshu]

only some of you will know of them...
WHEN THE EVIL SHREDDER ATTACKS

[cvt]

She looks a bit young for me..
I'll pass ..
thanks for the link anyways J

[Joshu]

^__^

[zyaN]

She looks a bit young for me..
I'll pass ..
thanks for the link anyways J
Ha, they're never "too" young ;)
:cuddle

[cvt]

Ha, they're never "too" young ;)
:cuddle

more drugs?
told ya them shrooms i offered here (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showpost.php?p=40385&postcount=89) were good!
but... she's too young dammit..
whats wrong wit you..
but in a few years..
mmm

[zyaN]

mint :)

[cvt]

mint :)

no.. mushroom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogenic_mushrooms) .. not mint.
what else did you take :|

[zyaN]

I got the giggles...
damn, i dunno what else i popped ;)

[Joshu]

and locked

hurhurhur

[cvt]

by saying what else i popped, is inferring you popped a shroom, which don'tcause giggles, and arn;t exactly reffered to as being'popped'
raising me, to think your accusing me of dealing THC pills.. or alike

(mauahaha, I've turned from abuser of words to abuser of drugs in one night :D)