LANX19

[Cam]

Can we have a mini cs 1.6 comp :)

[Peter]

lol, i wouldnt think a comp. but just round some people up at the lan when nobody is doing much and have a few games. im sure people will play

[Cam]

Well thats the only game I play, I dont even know what COD or Quake is? I know a lil bit about UT2004 but thats all :(

[cvt]

ahahahahahaha
time to learn ;)

[SPOT]

yeah you better learn to play something other than cs.
cs doesn't even get a look in.
i know some dudes play fuk around matches.
you are welcome to play it as long as you don't interfere with the comp timings.

[Cam]

alright so, im aloud to play cs but im not aloud to play it when use are doing comps?

[SPOT]

you can play it whenever
but if you miss out on a comp because of it tough titties.

[kyzen]

or just goto yummy where they're all cs kiddy fags :)

[Joshu]

or just goto yummy where they're all cs kiddy fags :)
I think you missed "hacking". :)

Which reminds me - CaMa, if you start playing cs at the LAN and people notice, chances are there'll be a bunch of people jump on your server with their thirtyone thousand, threehundred and thirtyseven hacks and start making with the headshotting.

You've been warned.

[Snoopy]

*cough* Random Hero *cough*

[Solace]

If we get another specialist game goin this time, can somone please have a stand alone intall of the Mod

[MR_PEA]

quake 4 anyone??? how about FEAR?

[Joshu]

If we get another specialist game goin this time, can somone please have a stand alone intall of the Mod
Sure, there ought to be an unzip+play version of the mod hanging about, courtesy of me.

[zyaN]

or just goto yummy where they're all cs kiddy fags :)
I think you missed "hacking". :)

aww f'd in the A...
CaMa...i would seriously ditch ya hl...goto hmmm for example Game Traders and buy up!
( although don't get me wrong...ppl will play cs with you )....

Get out there and get games like Quake 4 ... CoD 2 ... FEAR...
If money is a problem, just get one of those games.
Ask your mum nicely, whilst massaging her feet, this- "Mummsy wummsy, i don't wanna be a phag and play cs with loser hackers...i wanna play with the big boys in games like COD2 or Quake4."
Mum would then reply, "Rub harder bitch and i'll think about it!"

Pocket Money. Pocket money is the answer....just work ya lil toosh off.

[MR_PEA]

i cant remember the last time i worked for pocket change,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Cam]

Ummm ok then...

[Snooky]

we should have comps along the lines of:
COD 2 5 Vs. 5
BF2 5 Vs. 5
SWAT 4 5 Vs. 5
Quake 4 ? Vs. ?
F.E.A.R. definately
nov comp like mario kart or whatever!

[shibby]

CoD2 yeah, maybe more than 5v5
F.E.A.R.-damn straight, maybe some slowmo CTF
DoW:WA- hell yes, been playing my friends too much, gotta see if im any good or if me and my friends all suck.

[Snooky]

i agree with this "shibby!" character
DOW : WA is an awesome idea and i think that i might be a fair match for you!, my fire prism's will kill all!

[Solace]

Sure, there ought to be an unzip+play version of the mod hanging about, courtesy of me.

thank you kindly

on another note has anyone had anytrouble with Fear in regurds to sound , i cannot hear voices at all through the game, in cutscenes or just in gameplay and is there an update patch released?

[Lemonpetal]

Lol shibby just because you cant play more than 1v1v1 over the internet because of your DIAL UP!!!

[Bladia]

I think your all missing NFS:Most Wanted. Brand new. All in tourney, same style we do with Smash bros.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

FEAR.... i dont reakon, its a FARCRY game... just there for the hell of it.

COD2 i reakon it should replace COD: UO more so because its just a glossed up COD1 !!!!!

Quake 4 and SWAT 4..... without a doubt! COME ON SWAT 4 EXP!!!!!

and whats this talk of BF2 5v5? seriously gay, sif its a 5v5 game... if ppl got off there arses at the LAN's to play BF2 it would be more of a serious contender in my mind.

[Lilbro]

im gonna agree with evrything non dairy just said

cod 2 is awesome and i absoulutely love the way they've done damage in it so yeah better then uo

havnt played quake 4 yet but it sounds awesome and swat 4 is probably one of the only game i am really good at

and as for bf2 5V5...........GAY i mean 16V16 is still boring

so yeah ahmen to evrything you said

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i feel the love little man ;)

[zyaN]

i agree with the above suggestions!!

any one up for some aoe3??

[<3 Ropey]

how about q3 everyone loves it

[shibby]

I don't know about age3 wasnt as good as i thought. CoD2 MUST replace CoD:UO it really is a much shinier version of CoD which was sweet as, and the whole no health thing is awesome.

[Bignick]

I think your all missing NFS:Most Wanted. Brand new. All in tourney, same style we do with Smash bros.

NFSMW BITCHES!! FUCK YEAH!

age3 - im shit at it, but i still love it.
Q3 instead of Q4
havnt played CoD2 yet, but its sex, apparently.

and fuck FEAR! i hate it!

[Lilbro]

aoe3 is good (though i only have the trial version) but is gay in sum aspcts eg: evry unit has a weaknes to bout 10 others, hell i mean there is artillery destroying artillery .wtf.
and then dragoons some of the best warriors of that time are absoulutely hopeless unless you have liek 500 of them. and i never remember cherokees letting americans use there warriors to helpthem finish train lines
its a good game but lacks realictness

anyway that was my five cents

[cvt]

NFSUR!! fuck yeh
NFSUMW just isn't as good, even BOL is better than it.
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oh,nvm, nfsur psp only, ea.. fuck you you shit cunts, that game rocks.

[SPOT]

NFSMW BITCHES!! FUCK YEAH!

age3 - im shit at it, but i still love it.
Q3 instead of Q4
havnt played CoD2 yet, but its sex, apparently.

and fuck FEAR! i hate it!

NFSMW will be at the console events.
more to come.
site should be up very soon!!
STAY TUNED!!

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

IM TUNED MAN IM FUCKING TUNED! AHHHHHHH!

[Solace]

Yeah 16 Vs 16 sounds better the 5 Vs 5 for sure No dairy
I third this Motion

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

lets celebrate this backing with a cuddle :|

[Lilbro]

hey cvt you want a game of rivals next x im at

[Zenon]

:o that hurts kenny :( where is the love?
COD2 for shizzle and NFS 4 sure

[kyzen]

Facts have nothing to do with love, you started a LAN cause we wouldn't take it in the bum/play cs :)

[Zenon]

*Stabby stabby*

[dominatrix]

hahaha!!! you seriously think we're going to play cs at yummy EVER again? for fucks sake! that game ruined the first one!

you'll see kenny... you'll see

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i agree with Kenny :| fags wanted CS, fags whinged and cried, fags made own LAN and attempted to poach X'ers.... its as easy as 1 2 3
:P

[dominatrix]

i'll correct you there dairy:
i agree with Kenny :| fag (sam) wanted CS, fag (sam) whinged and cried, hot people made own LAN

and may i suggest it is entirely possible for "X'ers" to go to more than just lanx? OMFG REVELATIONS!

[TeamZephyr]

rY*'and attempted to poach X'ers.... its as easy as 1 2 3
:P
Yeah, to poach would involve having X on the same date as Yummy

[<3 Ropey]

i now which one i whould go to

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

.... poaching would also include u advertising on X forums me thinks :|

[Zenon]

Dictionary.com


poach2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pch)
v. poached, poach·ing, poach·es
v. intr.
To trespass on another's property in order to take fish or game.
To take fish or game in a forbidden area.
To become muddy or broken up from being trampled. Used of land.
To sink into soft earth when walking.

To take or appropriate something unfairly or illegally.
Sports. To play a ball out of turn or in another's territory, as in doubles tennis.

Urban Dictionary.com

1. poaching

To go after other women, while currently in a relationship. i.e. hunting out of seasonHe was down at the bar poaching again....
Source: Matt Larson, Winona, Jul 6, 2005
2. Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.
Source: Maxwell, Jul 3, 2004
3. poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest styleAsking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts
Source: dave finnon, Sep 4, 2003



Where does it say anything about lanx?
:D
Also It says nothing about advertising

[dominatrix]

rY*'].... poaching would also include u advertising on X forums me thinks :|

no, thats called trying to get our event off the ground and get good attendance.

what you're doing is called... well, i dunno what its called, but it sure isnt helping us.

[<3 Ropey]

his yummy lan hater

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

im a hater of alot of things, and what else u gonna call it? i mean u even hit the Iris LAN forums :| nothing is safe from ur corruption

[dominatrix]

dairy, cmon. have you tried running a lan? i dont think you realise the amount of work and planning it takes, and thats before we even worry about getting people to come! if we didnt get helped out big time after the last yummy, we would've been about $400 in debt. i dont see how you can justify knocking us when all we're trying to do is run a lan. if we got a more positive response from people such as yourselves maybe we wouldnt have to advertise so vastly. i do remember you saying you'd rather be sitting at home formatting your hard drive than going to the last yummy, so maybe you should give some rational and logical thought to what you say before you say it.

tl;dr: it's easy to talk shit about us, try running a lan yourself

[ultraviolentray]

Everyone settle down (I always wanted to say that)

Regardless of what everyone says, I'll be at the next yummylan... And a bit of CS here n there isn't bad.... so long as it's 1.6 :D

I thought the point of being a viclan lan was that viclan gives support n advertising n shit??
EDIT: Not paying out viclan... i just thought that's why it was created...

Besides... we all know LBT will be better anyway :P

Careful Dominatrix... you want people to go to Yummy, and your having a go at Non Dairy... he's been to X since nearly the beginning!
Ya might want to rethink ur strategy a bit...

And lay off yummylan... Remember, everyone support X and still supports X... how about a little bit of support for the newer lans??

[SPOT]

there is a diff between advertising and poaching.
there is a forum set aside to promote events, but most events don't use it.

[ultraviolentray]

maybe you should look at getting a "next viclan event" thing on the front page... that'd keep everyone happy :)

It'd also free up the forums from the endless "come to our lan" posts......

[dominatrix]

Careful Dominatrix... you want people to go to Yummy, and your having a go at Non Dairy...

re-read my post, i wasnt having a go at anybody.

the moral of the story is if people went to our forums, we wouldnt have to advertise :P

[Joshu]

Stop arguing you cunts, and feast your eyes upon this shit.

[Peter]

fuck oath! lets play that!

[Zenon]

there is a forum set aside to promote events, but most events don't use it.

I Do i put the yummy lan website shit in that section but yeah,
who cares friendship is the most important thing here dont we goto lans to be social rather than just stay at home and play games onlnie, friendship!!!

[Snoopy]

fuck oath! lets play that!
yeah thats some cool looking shit, lets play that :)

[Joshu]

fuck oath! lets play that!
Fuck yes, none of this Counter-Strike bullshit, we'll make with the Airstrike!

[mudgie]

I hear that new Worms game is dogshit. Do Team17 even make any other games?!

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Worms died when it went from platform :(

[Joshu]

rY*']Worms died when it went from platform :(
http://www.englishgrammar101.com/

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

u know i realy dont give a flying fuck about my grammer or anything on the forums J

OMFG FFS JOO NO SPEEL CORECTLy! OMFG OMFG! It was funny when Eoin did it the first ime :|

[Joshu]

There's a difference between picking on you for poor grammar, and completely not being able to understand you.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

.... how can u not under stand that?! Im saying plain and simple.... worms sucks now cause it aint its origenal platform glory :|

[cvt]

sorry J, it was clear as mud...
and mud can be pretty clear, it depends how much shit is in with the water, and in this case, theres plenty of water, and not much shit, enough shit to make it stink, but I still can't smell it over that link you posted.
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hey cvt you want a game of rivals next x im at

yes, yes, oh god yes!

[Joshu]

Oh I get ya now, platform as a genre. I thought "original platform" was in reference to the hardware platform (PC/xbox/atari) it ran on.

[cvt]

Careful Dominatrix... you want people to go to Yummy, and your having a go at Non Dairy... he's been to X since nearly the beginning!
Ya might want to rethink ur strategy a bit...

And lay off yummylan... Remember, everyone support X and still supports X... how about a little bit of support for the newer lans??

hey, he posts something that saved me the effort.. but.. he did mention cs, which was too shameful to quote, so, I gladly ommited it for you...

fact is... yummy is labeled cs.. some will think its good, along with the gay sex that comes with it, but alot will avoid it like the plague.

theres no isse advertising your lan here, go for it.

your slogan sucks... I thought having sex with chickens would have required a lot of gaffa tape.. well from your new slogan it appears they laughed when you shown them your 'tools' so.. it does say something.. doesn't it.

image man, image.. work on a better image and people will come..
appear as a kiddie skript cs hax fucking chicken lan.. and well..
cs players will come in the masses.

but when it comes down to it..theres only two things I look for when going to a lan...
1. discouraged (not necessarily banned) cs, sorry, but most who play cs, there computers suck, they suck, and well, in turn, the lan sucks, it has nothing to do with the game whatsoever, just the people who are attracted to it.
2. what other people have said..you know, your reputation/image.

think about it.
and nondairy, as much as I think you were insulting for no valid reason.. I couldn;t resist it either.. so I forgive you :P

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

man i feel the love i mean... wow..... CVT... WoW MAN WOW!

[cvt]

i now which one i whould go to

*cough* script kiddie *cough*

err, I mean, Random *cough* mr. its only a aimbot, i ain't cheating *cough* Hero,.. which ones that?

hmm, bad cough I have... spose it happens when in the same thread as so many.. oh.. dear.. NOOO.., it can;t be!
*looks at argument above*
*thinks*
*cs player, cs player, cs lover, cs script kiddie*

its.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!... SUPER AIDS!!!!


*runs for cover!
there gonna get the aimbot on me....
then the radar hack..
dear god.. not the.. wall hack.. ARGH.. SUPER AIDS GANG!!!
*runs again!
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I just can't stop :'(

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

and i dont blame u mate :(

[Hammo]

F.E.A.R is an alright game but i wouldnt like to play it as a comp
maybe for some fun yeah. but not for comp
COD 2 5 v 5 ctf
Quake 4 5 v 5 ctf
BF2 5 v 5

Novelty Comp: SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE, ( THIS TIME IT BETTER BE IT)

[<3 Ropey]

you cant play bf2 5v5 maps are to big

[Joshu]

Novelty Comp: SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE, ( THIS TIME IT BETTER BE IT)
You're obligated to give me a quick tutorial on it, Hammo. :)

[Solace]

you cant play bf2 5v5 maps are to big

Yeah it takes you a whole ten seconds to find and kill somone.
no kidding ten seconds.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i just feel like BF2 was a game made for a decent amount of people to play.... i mean it takes 2 people to use a chopper to its full potential, why take away from one of the best aspects of it?

and BTW the Expansion for BF2 sucks ATM, dont bother buying it ATM... 2 many bugs for me to put here. The EXP. is more of a 5v5 type thing.

[ultraviolentray]

We all know that BF 1942 VANILLA is the best BF to come out!!

Go omaha beach!!
and Berlin!

We should have a novelty comp at the next X

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

im not a hige fan of BF1 :( altho i wouldent mind havin a look at it again if it isnt such a bitch to setup these days :D

[Lilbro]

bf 1942 is alright but i hate the AI in it. i mean they had artillery but if u wanted it to be effective u would have to designate ur own target then run back to the arty and fire at ur own target (never worked)

but hey a novelty comp would be fun since iot was oen of my all time fav gaems whjen i didnt bother too much botu stuff like that
so yeah be fun to have another game at it and see wat happens on comp that isnt my dads (go the 15" screen lol)

btw im with dairy on the whole screw the typing thing

[Joshu]

artillery but if u wanted it to be effective u would have to designate ur own target then run back to the arty and fire at ur own target (never worked)
Or you could just get a friend / brother to spot for you and then you get to rain exploding death on anything and everything - the BF1942 arty system entertained me so well for a long time, cause it was so simple, yet effective. :)

btw im with dairy on the whole screw the typing thing
It's not so much the typing as that I didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about.

[Solace]

I feel like running into and over shit so a game of flatout sounds good, also need for speed most wanted (haven't played that yet) sounds alright, bit sceptical though.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

ok.... Flatout outright owns! best game ever! FFS!

and NFSMW is pretty good, i enjoy it more than the NFSU 1/2

[Solace]

rY*']ok.... Flatout outright owns! best game ever! FFS!

and NFSMW is pretty good, i enjoy it more than the NFSU 1/2

Yeah i think NFSU 1/2 were lacking somthing, i mean the cars were alright but there wasn't really that much skill involved.

i dunno it was just a bit repedative

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i still liked them, however i feel there is abit more 2 it when the cops are trying to catch u and stuff in a race :) just makes things more interesting :)

[Joshu]

rY*']i still liked them, however i feel there is abit more 2 it when the cops are trying to catch u and stuff in a race :) just makes things more interesting :)
HELL YES! Man, I can't get over the cop chases in that game. The most annoying part is when they lose you, and don't have the brains to follow you over the hill you obviously went over... cause that means the cop chase is over. :(

<-- loves tearing around the college in either of his two Supras

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

only thing i hate bout the cops is there insane acceleration :| i mean FFS if i hit a car i pretty much stop... but the cops? nooooooo

[Joshu]

I hate the fact that they go away. I love them.

I really like the motion blur the game has too - try spinning the car real fast in Showcase.

[mudgie]

Yeah, I like Most Wanted more than both the Undergrounds. Although I agree that the cops should be a bit more skilled - when I'm trying to get my bounty up, I have to stop and wait for the bastards sometimes so the mystical hill of invisibility won't allow me to escape...

[SPOT]

yeah dudes, most wanted will be run at the console events, and the site for that should be up this weekend (hopefully)
at least the site will be up and functional.
still have to try make it look pretty.

but i will still get a vote for what to play at X19.

Suggestions for X19 here (http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showthread.php?p=33886#po st33886)