If BKLan Really Cared ...

[radass]

<SERIOUS RADICAL ASS>

If BKLan Really Cared about the gaming community in Ballarat, they wouldn't of held their lan on the same weekend as LanX. Rather than forcing lanner's to choose on the day, they should have held it on an alternative date .. which would have encouraged the growth of the ballarat lanning culture.

It seems all BKLan is interested in is immature, aggressive and theatrical behaviour, and a quick skim over their forum confims this ...

BKLan: Grow up boys. This is not an audition for 'Home & Away'.

</SERIOUS RADICAL ASS>

[madcap_magician]

Agreed, i mean all this negitive'age from them is really Gay, check out there forums, they have already called the Lz crew fags with out even meeting us or even gaming agianst us......low.....very low

[kyzen]

meh I say, I don't look, I don't care, they have alienated themselves by being tools, while we spread the love.

[SPOT]

and we can't have them dissin the Lz dudes, cause Lz homies are tha craziest!!

thats werd yo!! BAM!!

[Moo]

i think its funny. i know 2 peeps that are related to the thing that runs it. One had like 15 viruses all over his pooter at a LAN, the other one does shit like stab his Mobo with knives..... then complains that they dont werk and expects me to fix em.

so i really dont wanna goto BeFag Lan

[kyzen]

I just have to set the record straight here, cause this is getting quite boring.
http://www.ausforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21147
that is where LANX started, it's that simple.
Also, would anyone call sticking an X after the word LAN a brain child? Because that was about the only contribution this so called "founder" had.

[radass]

Originally posted by Moap (BKLan forum) [
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA NO NO I DONT KNOW THE PEOPLE FROM THE LAN I FUCKING FOUNDED.

So he recons he 'founded' LanZilla too ?

HAHAHAH should we go and baseball bat all their fucking knee caps? What a pack of fuckign homos. If they directly threaten anyone I'll kill all their heads in personally... Whilst Kenny does his usual run and hide routine. What fuck heads. I'd reply to their petty statements but I know kenny the faggot would just delete my post. Because amongst them selves they act tough but supress any attempt to have a go at them.
Fools Liars and Maggots.


How old is this kid ? I wonder if he thinks that empty threats of violence makes him sound tough to his little friends? Speaking of which, who are the people who actaully buy into this shit? Retards? Or just the weak minded and easily impressed?

Moap: Settle down, let it go. Reflect on what a dickhead you are ..

[SPOT]

ok for a start, we aren't into dissing other lans via each others forums.
it is childish and a complete waste of time and energy.
i mean baseball batting peoples knee caps??
what planet are we on??

and they sit there and pay us out about the age of our gamers.
our guys maybe younger, but they are a hell of alot more mature!!

finally its all counter productive for the ballarat gaming community and they claim thats what they are there to benefit.

come on guys, everyone just grow up!!

[Moo]

one thing i noted after i looked at their forum... racism.

do they know that its against federal law to make rasist comments in public?

i geuss if they piss me off i could make a quick phone call

i checked that link out kry.... i notice both of u (u n moap) r banned users..... how'd that come about?

[Ex-VizeK]

for starters whomever sent that email should say sorry to Kenny or say it to his face at his LAN. there is absolutly no reason to accuse Kenny of somthing that hasn't taken place and shouldn't assume he will say no therefore bag him!

[Moo]

*yawn*

[Rendiew]

drop it all of you :P some of us want to go to both lans.

[radass]

Yeah fair enough dude. I'm just baffled by the aggression

[Moo]

and some peeps do i know. but as Scatman above said, why have one dude go postal for no real apparent reason?

[Rendiew]

Because it's the internet, you're supposed to abuse people.

[Moo]

are you? where in the manual does it say that?

[Rendiew]

page 3, section 14, paragraph 37, right after the bit about script kiddies and flame wars.

[radass]

Yeah, like "If they directly threaten anyone I'll kill all their heads in personally..."

Who are we going to threaten?? And why would we bother? And what could we possibly want from them so much that we would use a threat to try obtain it ?

Simply Bizzare :/ Maybe someone's been smoking a bit too much of the old whacky tobaccy :P

[Rendiew]

Moap wants me to say to drop it before it goes any further. No, I'm not his lap dog, but he wouldn't fucking shut up. And he's not allowed to post here :P

I agree with him. It's 2 lans, it's not a union/confederacy battle. I've bene to 6 lanx's and 2 bklans, and hopefully both of those numbers will be in the twenties in a couple years. Unless some bitches fuck it up and create a silly little actual war instead of a semi-heated flame war on some forums. Dis bklan if you want to, I've given shit to lanx plenty of times... just know where to draw the line.

[radass]

So who's making threats now ?

[Rendiew]

Um... where's a threat?

If you're seeing threats, you're reading whatever I posted completely wrong. Regardless of how I worded it, no threat was intended, and if you're inferring one from what was put there then either you need to stop looking for fights on internet forums or I need to phrase things better.

[radass]

ok man, all good then :O

Look, my original post was about the fact that it's better for lanners (THE PUNTERS!) if the different lans pick different days for their events. More lanning the better! That and the level of LanX bashing on the BK forum .. and since then the wild and rediculous threats coming from Moap. I mean, seriously .. I'm happy to move along, but i think Moap should also publicly back down on his forum and quit his posting his silly little threats

HE is the one who needs to draw a line here ..

[Rendiew]

Moap is a psycho, we've learned to live with it. It's a forum and we all know moap, so we all get in on the lanx bashing. If you can live with it, that's great. We can give lanx shit because we've been to one and know its weaknesses... but you're not allowed to give bklan shit till you come to one, 'kay? >:)

[kyzen]

Originally posted by Rendiew
Moap wants me to say to drop it before it goes any further. No, I'm not his lap dog, but he wouldn't fucking shut up. And he's not allowed to post here :P

I agree with him. It's 2 lans, it's not a union/confederacy battle. I've bene to 6 lanx's and 2 bklans, and hopefully both of those numbers will be in the twenties in a couple years. Unless some bitches fuck it up and create a silly little actual war instead of a semi-heated flame war on some forums. Dis bklan if you want to, I've given shit to lanx plenty of times... just know where to draw the line.

He won't shut up... That's a big surprise!
You may take orders from him, but I certainly don't. He started this, I just ignore him and his childish outbursts.
It's been a year, he has been forgotten.
He's the one that comes out and claims that he founded lanx, what a joke, and want's to kneecap us... Ben, are you reading the same post's as I am... Because it's pretty clear who the instigator of all this is.
So, here's the thing, no one cares what he thinks here, he can take his aggression and small man syndrome and go be loud somewhere else. We don't want to hear anything else about it.

[radass]

Mate, i'll do what i want to do. You can do whatever you want on your forum, but we cant do the same on ours ??? I dont give 2 shits whether you bag lanx, but when it comes to threats of violence, that is where a line must be drawn.

BTW I have never once given shit to bklan .. just some poor decisions made by certain people. I take threats of violence from 'psychos' very seriously. Don't make threats unless you have the stones and the physical ability to back yourself up, it's that simple.

[Moo]

*Moap wants me to say to drop it before it goes any further*

wait a tick? who fired the first shot?

*but you're not allowed to give bklan shit till you come to one, 'kay?*

ive bean rite thru the forums on the BeGay site and if u lot are that stuck up and have that many anger repression problems.... ill think il stick clear thanks

[Rendiew]

I'm just going to drop it now, i'd made the same requests as above (IE drop it) on the bklan forum, I don't give a toss what Moap says, that's up to him, he still has several issues with kenny, and I don't give a toss if they're founded or not, I don't give a toss fullstop. If this shit keeps going it looks like I won't be welcome to a lanx in the future because I have something to do with bklan, but at least I'm doing something to try and avoid that gayness.

Moap says what he says on behalf of Moap, not bklan. Give Moap shit if you want, I know he can take it. Give BKlan shit if you want, also. Our lan is little and it is fun, it was founded as an alternative to lanx, not as competition. The reason it was run at the same time as lanx was because all the important people couldn't come on other weekends. Let Moap abuse the shit out of kenny in his ways and kenny will keep ignoring it like he has for the last year, it's not like they're going to be best buddies any time soon and that's probably the best way to handle it.

I don't really know what my point was. Let me reread that.

Oh yeah. Take ANYTHING you read on the net seriously and you're a fucktard, that includes both these forums and the bklan forums. If you're REALLY worried about Moap coming round at 4am with a posse and a baseball bat buy some bars for your windows and a new door lock.

Course if you're a die-hard tosser like some there's really nothing that can be done for you, and you shouldn't be socialising by going to lans. Become a reclusive alcoholic or something.

[Joshu]

Yay reclusive alcoholism!

Where's all the love gone??

[Rendiew]

They removed it with the latest service pack.

[Moo]

joshu.....its not availible till shirtboy's rag is over

[Rendiew]

Why let that stop you?

[Moo]

...how u know shirtboys on the rag?


...cos Griphs wearing the Dolmio grin

[Rendiew]

The question really is.. how did YOU know shirtboy's on his rags?

[kyzen]

Ben ben ben... You seem to care too much about something we don't. There he goes again, having a sook on his forum... he say's drop it, and now he's mouthing off again. Talking about how there are fights at LANX, we are in it for the money, things have changed since he got the ass, and that we should shh "little children" when he's the kid here! MOAP = TOOL, he needs to get a hobby. Anyways Ben, I hope I don't have to say it again, we don't wanna hear anything else, it's not important. If the 15 people on their forum, and the 10 people that go to their LAN wanna talk shit, leave it over there, don't bring us down to their level.

[radass]

hahah

[Rendiew]

you know kennz0r...

I don't know what the point of any of that was. I think I wanted to defend bklan but it's hard to do without a leg to stand on.


Oh well. Both lans rock in their own way. I just won't list any of the reasons they suck, because then i'll get too many replies :P

[Moo]

i found a pic for MOAP and Rendiew:

[Rendiew]

My excuse is I need sleep. NOW RESPOND ON MIRC YOU BITCH THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!!!!

haha

[radass]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HA!

Moo! you fucking gun!

[Rendiew]

Show a LITTLE effort, there's millions of pics out there and you choose that one? If you're going to attempt to give someone shit, at least do it right.

And never EVER generalise me with Moap... it renders any argument you might have invalid :P

I WISH my ass looked that good....

[Moo]

Show a LITTLE effort, there's millions of forums out there and you choose this one? If you're going to attempt to troll, at least do it somewhere the fuck away from where i go. Jesus Crist zombie tapdancing on a crutch

[Rendiew]

Troll?

I've been to how many lanx's?

You're lucky I take nothing seriously or I'd be beginning to think you're nothing but a whiny bitch about now.

[Moo]

oh... im a whiney bitch? lol. have i joined the other forums to bitch?

[radass]

But moo i will smack your head in if yuou keep trying to instigate trouble

Still threatening violence .. what a tool. And for doing what they have been doing all along on their forum ?? Hanging a bit of the old shit on BKLan ? Big case of double standards going on here :/

them: "lanx is shit blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
us: "you dont really care about the good of the lan community and you need to grow up"
them: "lanx is shit. Dont hang shit on us or we will bash you"
us: "uh ... huh. You are being a tool. grow up"
them: "Just drop it man, just drop it"
us: "ok, if you grow up we can all drop it."
them: "lanx is shit blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
us: "hmm, i thought you wanted to drop it .. ?"
them: "lanx is shit. Dont hang shit on us or we will bash you"

It's like trying to reason with a retard :/

Or a fundamentalist christian

hahaha

[MR_PEA]

ya see its crap like that, that really makes me wanna beat the shit out of him....
just tell em that they are missin out on some quallity porn/CS/BF ect ect and that its a bomb of a time.........
and show em the form with Zenon throwing up on himself!
LOL!

[radass]

tut tut on the threat of violence, can't condone that wherever it lies, things will end up getting out of hand at this rate ... but i know how you feel. It is very frustrating to be copping these threats from him and you are only retaliating .. but as long as we refrain from that shit we are most obviously the 'good guys' to a bystander. Too much of that shit and people will think we are as bad as each other .. which is bad for the ballarat gaming community

As for missing out, well yeah, that's the thing. So many rad games of zero hour lost to me .. and savage!

Maybe we need to settle this 'once and for all' with a lanx vs bklan tournament :D

The power of Love .. ohhh yeah baby

I guess some things just cant be settled though

[Rendiew]

oh... im a whiney bitch? lol. have i joined the other forums to bitch?

Rendiew
Registered: Aug 2003

Moo
Registered: Oct 2003

Looks to me like I win by 2 months.

Kenny, read stuff properly, if I say "get on mirc so I can abuse you" that doesn't mean i'm serious, redirecting me from the site is just gay... take a joke man.

[radass]

You don't seem to have taken the goatse joke that well yourself man, judging by the bklan forum

[Rendiew]

joke? kenny in no way at ALL is acting like it was a joke. He won't respond on mirc, redirects me from these forums based on a misunderstanding of something I said on our forums... and I stand by what I say until he at least admits that he should have been more open minded when reading my stuff instead of assuming it was all bklan propoganda.

[radass]

misunderstandings all round probably

well *I* was laughing my ass off knowing that my rad goatse forum hack had been finally invoked

hahahaha

Man, I can't speak for Kenny obviously, but I for one would love you to come and see how LanX's have been run recently, and down with a beer and have a few games of something. More the merrier, as long as no one acts like a tool, i think we can *ALL* agree on at least that, from our respective viewpoints ..

The boat house is looking to be our raddest venue yet

[Rendiew]

I was actually considering coming to that, if I can find $55 and if kenny realises I hadn't intended to make him cry.

[Moo]

*But moo i will smack your head in if yuou keep trying to instigate trouble*

.....?

....shit, i kno i went to sleep and talked in it, but fk man, u can type in urs.

*takes hat off*

i started it WHEN? cut n paste the time i started trouble/continued , k thx bye

*
Rendiew
Registered: Aug 2003

Moo
Registered: Oct 2003
*

yup, 2 months difference... ON WHICH FORUMS?

:oP

[radass]

$55? read the front page dude

it's $25, for 3 days, or $55 if you want a buffet friday, brunch sat, and buffer sat

very good deal

[Rendiew]

Was that me? That was Moap. He was drunk. See, you can tell if he's drunk by him being awake.

If Moap says it, that doesn't mean I think it.

I won't respond to the rest of your note because only about 40% of it appears to be in english.

[radass]

and the 25 includes the sunday bbq

[Rendiew]

it's $25, for 3 days, or $55 if you want a buffet friday, brunch sat, and buffer sat

You haven't met me, have you.

I'm the same weight as |\/|andrake and taller than kenny.

SIF NO BUFFET

heheh

[Moo]

i thought the only thing that was the same weight as Manrape was Alpha Centauri ?

[Rendiew]

yup, 2 months difference... ON WHICH FORUMS?

Um... these ones...

[SPOT]

hahahahhahahahah good one ben!!

[Moo]

so i joined these forums to wine on about u



well i could go to the begay forums and bitch about them.....but im not u.

[radass]

Originally posted by Rendiew
You haven't met me, have you.

I'm the same weight as |\/|andrake and taller than kenny.

SIF NO BUFFET

heheh


hahaha i'm hearing you, i'm in about the same boat :P (well almost)

I love buffet

[SPOT]

hey im the size and weight of an ugly dwarf and i want all you can eat!!
its titakky cool!!

[Rendiew]

so i joined these forums go wine on about u



well i could go to the begay forums and bitch about them.....but im not u.



Dude.. you don't seem to get it.. I've been with lanx since lanx one... and I've been registered on THESE forums for 2 months longer than you.. none of your 'points' make ANY sense.

I guessed you were 14 when i read your first post but i'm changing that to 11 now.

[Moo]

nope.. im 8

[MR_PEA]

FFS quit your freakin bitching already i just read the last two pages and you both sound like winging bitches!

[kyzen]

Originally posted by Rendiew
Kenny, read stuff properly, if I say "get on mirc so I can abuse you" that doesn't mean i'm serious, redirecting me from the site is just gay... take a joke man.

Only if you do ;) I only left ya in the goatse group for a little while ;) But there ya go, running off an bitching on the bk forums.

ben: get on irc so I can abuse ya! (joke)
me: set rendiew to usergroup goatse! (joke)
ben: post on bk forums: WAH WAH WAH, they suck!
ben: you can't take a joke.
me: :rolleyes: I can't take a joke, coming from mr "don't take anything serious on the internet"

Ben ben ben! BEN BEN BEN BEN! You can't play "I'm the worlds funniers guy" one minute, then "Bloody LANX, they are children" the next when someone has a joke with you... Silly Man! :homo

[Moo]

dont touch the buttocks of a stranger

[SPOT]

ya damn right there moo, this whole thread is just a waste of time.

come on dudes, get over this shit, and get back to what we are here for...TO PLAY GAMES!!

[Moo]

I SAID ........

[radass]

you know what else is gay ?

BKLan

haaaaaahahahhahaha

j/k :D

[kyzen]

What isn't gay, is LAN-ZiLLA! Only 2 weeks, booyah!
Lick our affiliated asses!

[Moo]

yeah...but didnt they affilate with BeGay lan?

oh...thats rite...that was their homo erotic dream

[kyzen]

Yeah, when the boys found out who they were, they were like SIF!

[Moo]

lol....bet they did


i heard they where...well...u kno....

[madcap_magician]

Yea, those noi's are just sour little beatchs that need to get over this shite!

and hells yea! we with the X crew till the end baby!

[kyzen]

:beer

[Moo]

you do.....in MICHEAL!

[Tommyboy]

Yeh the guys a loser for sure.

[Moo]

her name was lola, she was a show girl


*bump*

[Snazz]

The hall that BKlan is apparently going to be hosted in is my old scout hall 1st Alfredton..

Freaky :P

[Moo]

kewl.. how many weirdo scout leaders are there that are members there?

"dib dib dib. plz dont dob"

[Snazz]

I was a scout back in like 2000 but don't worry it had no effect on me whatsoever. :)

(hope you didn't think i was a leader)

[Moo]

like that scene form naked gun


*in a resuant with his GF*

"u cant leave me, i havent had this much sex since i was a Scout leader"

*everyone stops and looks at him*

"I was dating a lot at the time!"

*everyone nods and turns away from him*

[Snazz]

Heh, you should of seen him in Flying High....

*on the plane a man is sick and he's the doctor and he's talking to the flight attendant*

"This man needs to go to a hosptial urgently."

"What is it doctor?"

"It's a big building with lots of beds and patients in it but that doesn't matter right now."

[Moo]

yup.....

what about in flying high...

*PA SYStem in a hospital*

"Odipus, Odipus Rex, Please call your mother"

[Snazz]

I can't remember that part but what about in..um..that movie where the guy is like a guy but the other guy is like in that movie you know..the guy!! :P

[Moo]

shibby ?

[Snazz]

Yeah that's it.

[Moo]

shiggity shiggity shwa!

[Snazz]

What you do today?

[Moo]

sweet FA

gunna make my LAN gigabit i decided

[Snazz]

Hey i got a new super 88 system! Swear to god. I got it at chunkys for 2 dollars. Yeah you like that idiot, i got it, you don't. :P

[Moo]

<BAM>

[Snazz]

Hey guess what
It has new game
I want to play it
It's called Mario Twins
They look the same
They look so god damn like the same person
I would say to them "you want ice cream" and they would both say yes.

[Az|2a3L]

What i have to say is short and sweet.
MOAP = Fgt
Rendiew = Fgt
Shirtboy = query
Griff = Video Ball Action
Lan-X Team = Teh Sex

That is all,
There will be no arguing these facts.

[radass]

bam!

[Moo]

...

[Joshu]

SELECT * FROM lanx WHERE status = "PWNED!";

[radass]

HAHAHHA

nice work Joshu

[Snazz]

Push it to the limit!

[Joshu]

DELETE FROM lanx WHERE status = "Asleep.";

[radass]

INSERT INTO asses VALUES('team awesome');

[Joshu]

DROP DATABASE bklan;