IBM JOBS

[SPOT]

there are jobs going at ibm so if anyone is interested pm me.

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We shall be holding a group day soon (depending on numbers, maybe two) and we're looking for suitable candidates to join our ranks. We need people across all teams - meaning that we have roles for people of all technical abilities.
ALL potential candidates must have attention to detail and a keen eye for procedures.
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if you want to work with me and HEAPS of other X'ers get onto it!!

[Joshu]

Hey SPOT, how good's their network?

Would we be able to run inter-office quake3arena tournaments on it? :D

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

thats a no no, i got warned the other day about running VNC :(

[[TC] Loki]

This is just what I need right now :D

I moved to Ballarat on Sunday and I need a job so I can do all those things I've grown acustomed to, like eating, and not sleeping outside :P

[SPOT]

there has to be more willing 18+ ppl out there that need jobs.
c'mon guys!!

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

your fired Spot ;)

now take calls!

(see you tonight man, this shits gonna go off!)

[SPOT]

indeed it is lee!!
i'ma get sooooo drunk and plus you are missing out on pizza for lunch :p

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

lol no no, you are missing out on the fine ribs i just cooked up with my fine marinae ;)

plus.... ur at work and im not ;) Your mum says hi BTW ;)

[dominatrix]

maybe if you posted what sorta qualifications they are looking for spot.

so gay, being at school and not being able to do good jobs and stuff

[Moo]

Not much i dont think.

They get you to fill out a pile of papers.

A Network troubleshooting one.
A general PC knowledge one.
A customer service one.
A IQtype one.

They will get you to do group activities. Then Tell you alittle bit of network troubleshooting stuff, then you'll do the network troubleshooting one again.

Then, you might get a second interveiw. Two people interveiw you. One will be reading from a sheet asking questions, the other writting stuff. (The one writting stuff is the decision maker BTW).

I think i didnt get job there cos of no drivers license :(.

[kyzen]

Weird, cause spot doesn't have a drivers licence, and he got the job no problem... may have been their "no dero" policy?

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

the one writing stuff is just the team leader... he doesnt make the decision... its the guy asking the questions cause hes the manager of the team they were gonna chuck you in.

- no license here either

[mudgie]

Would if I was 18 yet :( Supermarkets are shit.
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What are the questions - I'd like to formulate some bullshit answers ahead of time ;)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i was just informedf they dont change the questions by a mate who does the group days :)

Spot and i will fill you in mate ;).... all good and proper :shake

[SPOT]

jeez i thought half you guys would jump at the chance of a free jobs.
working here is great.
i have only had 2-3 ppl msg me.
i hear everyone complaining about having no cash but you don't want to work.
i didn't want to work, i think i maybe allergic to it.
but working here is the bomb.

[Joshu]

their "no dero" policy?
SNAP

I've got a drivers license... in 3 more days. :D

I'd so fail at the group activities though. :( Unless I got lumped in with a group with a bunch of doods I knew already.

[<3 Ropey]

jeez i thought half you guys would jump at the chance of a free jobs.
working here is great.
i have only had 2-3 ppl msg me.
i hear everyone complaining about having no cash but you don't want to work.
i didn't want to work, i think i maybe allergic to it.
but working here is the bomb.

i was one of the ppl that msg him and im to young for it but if any one thinks they can get my a part time job some where can you please pm me

[Dave]

I know how to turn on the puter, will that get me a job troubleshooting at ibm, or do you have real jobs, with real supervisors?

[Eoin]

I know a few people who have worked there for a few years now, and another bunch who just started training there. Knowledge about computers seems pretty optional from what I've seen.

[Moo]

Weird, cause spot doesn't have a drivers licence, and he got the job no problem... may have been their "no dero" policy?


Or could of been cos i asked the interveiwer dude out and didnt show up. Mleh.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

knowlege is optional, depending on what kinda knowlege you got determines what team u get put in, also what hours you are willing to work

[fuck-0-]

I’v worked there for like a year and a half...I think what they are really looking for is people with good communications skills.. Other skills would have to be organizational skills and be able to work under pressure...

SPOT what team do you work on?
Yeah IT skills are not essential, this may mean that you get on a team that they are not required... all I can say is get in there and have a go. The interview is an experience what ever happens.. if you do get a group interview PM me and ill give you some tips...

[SPOT]

hey man, im osc with non dairy, it rocks.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

... cause were the topguns Spot ;)

[madcap_magician]

oh yea the ma' fucking OSC

I'm kickin it in the WBC corp team bitchs!

In the W we trust!

[M@d_sn!per]

hey spot , i'm VERY interested , my current job is SOOOOO shithouse , tell me how i can apply and i' min (Y)

[fuck-0-]

wow everyone seems to work at that place....
well people i can tell you one thing it does loose a bit of its shine the longer you work there....

[Dave]

So how does on apply????, just phone reception, eh?

[[TC] Loki]

I sent off my application earlyer today, now we play the waiting game...

[Bignick]

im looking for a new job soon, i got some Q's though, i'll to ya on msn tonight spot...

[SPOT]

cool man, just make sure you keep at me.
i walk past my pc randomly.
after working on one all day i dont reall go near mine at home.
so make sure you stay online.

[mudgie]

wow everyone seems to work at that place....
well people i can tell you one thing it does loose a bit of its shine the longer you work there....
I expect it to, but the pay's pretty sweet and it's in a chair :)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

damn straight the pay is good, and the work aint exactly hard... but at the same time depending on the team ur in things dont get boring....


(over 1,000 posts... hot damn i need some gaging reflex action from Soul now!)

[ultraviolentray]

yeah but lee... 500 of those posts have been you making references to giving/recieving it up the bum bum ;)

[Peter]

lol is there somthing wrong with that? ;)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

I AM LEE! RULER OF POO WITH AN IRON FIST! (Spot ref.)

[ultraviolentray]

he... nothing wrong with it... it's awesomely awesome... i wasn't having a go :)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

man ill have a go... with my iron fist that rules poo and my post driver!... DWON YOUR THROAT WHILE PETER FUCKS ME UP THE ARSE HOLE!

[zyaN]

rY*']man ill have a go... with my iron fist that rules poo and my post driver!... DWON YOUR THROAT WHILE PETER] FUCKS ME UP THE ARSE HOLE!
ahem ;)

[Peter]

hehe yeah well.. what are you going to do about it :P

[zyaN]

invite you as the third man ;)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

only peter my raid my hershy high way... Soul u may be my milk handler..

[Peter]

hmmm sounds good. well i cant refuse can i? ;)

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

no... no u cant.... otherwise u get the whip love slave!

[Peter]

sounds good... either way ;o :D

[TeamZephyr]

sounds sick either way

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

u know u only need to ask Zep. ;)

[[TC] Loki]

Could we possibly be any further off topic?

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

you want some of this? no? then i would put your arse to the wall cause Lee is on the crawl!

[Regus]

Spot are there still jobs open i'm living in melbourne at the moment but i'd be willing to move back to ballarat if i could get a job there

[[TC] Loki]

I got an invite to the group day this evening :D

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

well done, best of luck for it mate.

U should do fine ;)

[[TC] Loki]

Thanks :)

I've only got a week do 'discourage' my competition from attending...

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

lol dont worry about that man, theres plenty of positions for everyone.

Chances are you would end up in Westpak land, there hiring like mother fuckers!

[Joshu]

Loki']I got an invite to the group day this evening :D
I didn't. :(

[Bladia]

I'm going to one, on 17th. Suck shit Joshu.

Na man somone put in a good word for Joshua, come on guys. He deserves it.
we should all get a chance to get a job, I hear the water treatment plant is looking for people, you get to work with metal detector and search through all the shit, for stuff people accidently flushed

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Bad luck Joshu, but dont give up yet. They have quite a few differnt group days and they might still call.

[fuck-0-]

yeah joshu i would have a look back over the resume and see what i could fix up then keep putting it in.. back in the day i put my resume in like 3 times b4 i even got a group day then i got a job...
so dont give up yet man
btw that http://meatspin.com site is fucked up.. why why did i click it... what ever you do dont click the meatspin link DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK (http://www.meatspin.com) :dead

[BlueShadow]

yes it is wrong

[ultraviolentray]

not as wrong as you.

BAM!

edit: (I thought you would've been used to that kinda thing MR ANAL PORN!) :homo

sorry for the getting off topic... ummmm...

I got a group day thingy on wednesday too... cheers to spot for giving us the job opp... There's not a lot around in ballarat :tg

[BlueShadow]

not as wrong as you.

BAM!

edit: (I thought you would've been used to that kinda thing MR ANAL PORN!) :homo

sorry for the getting off topic... ummmm...


off topic here: we got over that shit ages ago here ayden

[[TC] Loki]

Well the group day was tonight, the only two people I recognised was UVR and a girl from my last RES.

Apparently they're reviewing our results tomorrow and calling the people that made the cut for the ono-on-one interviews soon after. Now we play the waiting game...
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The waiting game sucks.

Lets play hungry-hungry hippos :D

[Bladia]

Loki, hope you get the job, and me too. would be good to know somone who goes to Lanx and work witht them too.

Which group were you in? I was 2a.
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Can we play Monopoly it's much more fun.
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[Peter]

ummm did you just say that monopoly was much more fun than... hungry hungry hippos.... get the fuck out.... :|

...i dont know how to feel right now :/

hungry hungry hippos is just SO amusing :)

[ultraviolentray]

i just came out of the 1 on 1 (or should i say... 2 on 1 ;) ) interview... I dunno how i did, hope i did well... they said they'd call me sometime in tha next week or so... big thanks to ya spot for giving us the chance for employment :D
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off topic here: we got over that shit ages ago here ayden

Nah... it's far too much fun giving you shit about the amount of anal porn u own/view... :shake

[[TC] Loki]

I have a two-on-one interview Monday afternoon :D

Anybody got any tips?

[<3 Ropey]

seem keen and really wanting it

[[TC] Loki]

So just act the same way I do when I talk to chick right?

I'm set :D

[Bladia]

Be comfortable, totally honest, natural, and confident in your belief of what you are saying. don't be cliched.

Hope your lucky and get Stephen, he was great to talk to, made me feel comfortable and totally forgot to be nervous.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Stephen is my team leader :)

[Bladia]

Well put in a good word for me. :tg

[[TC] Loki]

Just had my two-on-one interview with Peter Greenbank.

I think it went pretty well, apparently I was above average on all my tests and got a perfect on my LAN/WAN tests :)

They're calling everybody on Wednesday one way or another, so hopefully they'll be giving good news to myself and all the LAN-X members that have applied :)

[Joshu]

And I'm just sitting here, wondering a few things, the least of which being what's so wrong with my resume that I didn't even get into group interviews for a bloody call center? How much do you guys (Loki, Ayden, Bladia) fib on your resumes?

Don't even bother with the personal attacks, by the way.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Im just glad you respect me enough to not put me in your list Joshu :)

[Joshu]

You've already got a job there Lee, I'm asking the applicants of this round how they all got in, how much dick they had to suck, etc. It's not a matter of respect, it's a matter of they're-the-guys-who've-mentioned-they-got-into-group-interviews-while-I-didn't.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i sucked/licked nothing!

Those fellas woulda had to do abit of it :homo

[[TC] Loki]

And I'm just sitting here, wondering a few things, the least of which being what's so wrong with my resume that I didn't even get into group interviews for a bloody call center? How much do you guys (Loki, Ayden, Bladia) fib on your resumes?

Don't even bother with the personal attacks, by the way.

Well most of it is the god's honest truth.

However, I was a little short of work experiance so I managed to make whole a half a page and two job titles out of the work I did for TC-LAN 1 :P

Ohh... and for skills theres a whole 5 lines dedicated to what is basically "I can use Microsoft Office atleast as well as mos peoplet".

Just out of curiousity, which CV did you send in Joshu? Was it the .pdf you posted a while ago?

[Joshu]

I sent my real resume. Only thing I can see on it that'd be the total downfall is the "Completed Year 10 at Damascus College" bit.

[[TC] Loki]

Well heres what I sent off.

It's all complete, except the phone numbers and the written reference (which I never actually gave IBM).

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

so yours was the PDF Joshu!

i know the guy that was processing all the resumes, and TBH i belive having it as a PDF was a down fall.... he didnt seem impressed with getting a PDF.... is all im saying.

[Peter]

finally, someone else that doesnt like PDF's. I really dont like em for some reason...

[Joshu]

I didn't used to like them much either, but they make a fuckload more sense on the formatting side of things. I don't know the version of Word you guys at IBM use, so my resume formatting might make the thing look like utter shiath. They take a long time to open, but at least they look like they're supposed to.

PLUS they don't contain whatever shit MS Word saves (like your license ID, or previous formatting... I've heard several stories).

[radass]

is there much of an age difference ?

the not having finished VCE probably doesnt help :(

[Bladia]

personally I licked/kissed no as to get where I am,

I agree i don't mind the .pdf either, but to send a CV in as pdf ????? otherwise it was pretty good, however from an employers standpoint your employment history should be right after you personal info, any good employment agency would have fixed that for you. But like everyone else you probably hate them too. So screw it and those dicks at best, tracy's ETC

[Joshu]

is there much of an age difference ?
Between me and Loki? He's about four months older than me.

the not having finished VCE probably doesnt help :(
As I said, that's the only part I can find which is a major downfall... it's a cryin' shame that schools don't tell you that completion of VCE is all that employers look for, and it doesn't just count for your Uni entrance.

I've been over the layout of my resume a few times and it makes perfect logical sense; all the stuff about me on one page, and all the stuff I've done on the other page.

[zyaN]

... it's a cryin' shame that schools don't tell you that completion of VCE is all that employers look for, and it doesn't just count for your Uni entrance....
.
Correction : "it's a cryin' shame my school didn't tell...."
My school has every bleeding meeting, conferance,
information handouts you could ever think of
.....too much to say the least, but very informative.

Otherwise, your resume layout is fantastic and is, in my opinion, great for PDF...but i totally agree with your thoughts on MSWord....you can't luck it and find out that your .doc turned out like shiath once they have received it. It is a let down really, whereas Adobe = Reliable, Professional etc..

[radass]

Yeah, some completely pissant manager getting shitty about the file being in pdf format is of course rediculous. it's not like it's obscure .. but that's managers for you

As for VCE, are you seriously surprised that people would hold that against you? I mean, if you have 100 resume's and 5 jobs, the first thing you're going to to is bin 80 resumes as fast as you can. My advice to you is to lie; no one will ever actually check that you finished school, since pretty much everyone does.

I'm not buying this story about no one ever mentioning to you that it might be a good idea to finish school though :P

[Joshu]

I'm not buying this story about no one ever mentioning to you that it might be a good idea to finish school though
Wait, what story?

[radass]

it's a cryin' shame that schools don't tell you that completion of VCE is all that employers look for, and it doesn't just count for your Uni entrance.

this one!

[zyaN]

;) refer to my post aswell

[Joshu]

Ooh, perhaps I should have explicitly stated that I meant "during school", or "before I left".

[zyaN]

ah...just goes to show that not all schools *cough* damascus :tg*cough* are prepping/informing their students of their options...
and where those options will take them.

[radass]

Even if they didn't, you're a smart guy, it should have been pretty clear to you that you'd be pretty disadvantaged by not doing it. In fact i'm pretty sure i mentioned it to you myself a couple of years ago :p

You shouldn't blame the school .. you made your decision dude. What about your parents? Everyone else you know? I doubt that you were completely unaware of the general perception surrounding your decision. I'd wager that you decided that you might have known better :P

But it's not too late to turn around and fix things! only 2 years to go .. why not go and do it at tafe?
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or even better, you might be able to get into the tafe IT course. Do that for a year, and you'll probably qualify to get into a computing course at uni

[Peter]

yeah man, go back to school / tafe. would it be so bad? i mean as you have said, you cant get a job. you can change that. if your not working why not go to school?

[Jeffy]

I want a top quality job, no more pizza please! save me...... although you cannot deny, the 5kg of onion i brought was excellently stupid..

let me know please spot :) it would be greatly appriciated because i want an it job, not a pizza job.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

your 2 late fool. And lasttime i looked ppl dont put there name to wankers.

[Joshu]

I really need to be not-mean or something, but an eye for an eye I guess.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

fuck 'em to hell i reakon :D

[Jeffy]

Yes, but unfortunately I was made redundant due to corporate restructure. So make all the fun you want, but when your made reduntant due to the same thing, I will be standing their laughing my arse off? Ok. I misread the date of the post, it was an error. God. You've never made errors?

[Joshu]

God. You've never made errors?
I've made errors, but I like to read through a thread before I post in it so that I don't look like a total dumbass.
E: Besides, I thought you were in Frankston...?
E: Also, I just made a glaring error confusing you, pizza boy from Frankston, with Blueshadow, pizza boy from Dominos. :)

Hey Lee, your sig is upside down.

[ultraviolentray]

I don't fib at all... and joshu... that looks a lot like mine. But put your work experience on the front page (that it experience, especially the training at ballarat health services),

and yes, lie about your leaving school early... TBH, i've never had anyone ask me about my school experience...
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oh... and don't put ur resume in pdf... put it in word, they would be using.... 2000 i think. Make sure you have ur res set to 1024x768 too...
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OH!... and loki, ya should get a job fo sure... they always employ uni bums...

[SPOT]

1 - i sent my resume in PDF format. Like i'm gonna send it as a doc. Thats just gay.

2 - i haven't, will not, and don't see the point of finishing my VCE. 1 person i know actually put their VCE to good use.
everyone else has it to have it.

3 - my resume really had nothing much to do with education and computery type stuff. only pc related stuff is i run comps at lans.

4 - my resume also included a HUGE amount of army stuff, and not gay stuff, killy type stuff like, infantry courses, heavy weapons courses and the like. that should have put me at a disadvantage.

so don't worry joshu, i put my resume in twice, i think the first time was late, but keep trying, and its how you go in the interview and more of what you know rather than the what you were taught type shit that works.

[BlueShadow]

E: Also, I just made a glaring error confusing you, pizza boy from Frankston, with Blueshadow, pizza boy from Dominos. :)


Not anymore im sorry, left that like in april, been an IT Systems Manager at Centrecare ever since, Centrecare is a catholic organisation with lots of Xr6's, they also get contracts of the goverment for family serivces, child services, accomidation services, JPET, councilers.

:)

I can see me getting negitive rep here

[SPOT]

i may have to give you neg rep if they aren't XR6t's.

[BlueShadow]

yes there are 4 xr6t's :D

[SPOT]

pos rep given :O
you should be in the positives OMFG!!

[BlueShadow]

hehe yeah im in the positives, so whens IBM looking for more people I could do with more than 15hrs of work a fortnight.... and then maybe by the time im 21 i can afford my xr6t

[ultraviolentray]

so has anyone heard back from ibm??

(sorry to get back on topic :shit )

[[TC] Loki]

They said they'd call yesterday, but by 1700 they hadn't, so I called Peter Greenbank on the odd chance that he might have an answer (other than "Fuck off and don't call my mobile again") for me (and because my friends were sick of hearing me bitch about it).

He said he had no idea who got the jobs, but that they were calling about half the people today.

[ultraviolentray]

hmmm... cmon... call... just waiting for the phone to ring...

[radass]

catholic organisation

you're a fan of the ol jesus then? and his best pal the pope?

[themunga]

Hey guys, I put my resume in about 5 times before I got there, went to 2 group days and 3 interviews, but between the 2nd and 3rd interviews, I got a temp job working at Ampol in Sebastopol. I swear to god that was the reason I got in the 3rd try. (Didn't need to go to the 3rd group day cause they knew me so well)

What do they want? **********************CUS TOMER SERVICE SKILLS******************* ******

Me trying to get in with just 2 weeks of work experience in 2000? Fuck that.

Joshu, IBM might not think that plaster fun house is enough customer service experience, but if you got a lot out of it, make sure to put that in your resume, something like "Excellent customer service skills" or some crap like that, cause basically a callcentre is all about customer service, and thats what they look for. Hope this helps dude.

We use Office XP, so formatting shouldn't be a problem for you guys.

UVR, i'll check with my team leader/bosses, I think Joe and/or Mick was interviewing you. Next time though, don't wear Elmo Socks. :P

[Joshu]

Joshu, IBM might not think that plaster fun house is enough customer service experience,
I can conduct trade with people who don't even speak fucking english.

[themunga]

Was that in your resume? No, My point exactly. I didn't pick up much about customer service skills from your resume other than what was in the PFH job description. All you have to do is place "Excellent customer service skills" in the "Skills and Abilities" section, and you will get further with most jobs out there. You have to whore yourself out to these people or in other words sell yourself, because it takes fuck all time for employers to read resumes. if they look at your skills and see "Excellent Customer service skills", then they will probably think "Hey, this guy has customer service experience, lets look at his work history and see what he has done". They will look at the PFH section and go "Ok, lets consider this guy". Also, you can place some referee contact details on an extra 1/2 page and this wil not detract from the rest of your resume.

In case you are wondering: I AM TRYING TO HELP, I AM NOT BAGGING YOU OUT, DON'T BE SO FUCKING CYNICAL.

[Joshu]

DON'T BE SO FUCKING CYNICAL.
...I'm not being fucking cynical. I'm just proud that I can speak using my hands.

The language of love is a beautiful one!

[themunga]

GAH!! I give up.

[dominatrix]

thats a good idea

*adds to resume*

[Moo]

I can conduct trade with people who don't even speak fucking english.


So what? I've caught a cab in melbourne too.

[BlueShadow]

you're a fan of the ol jesus then? and his best pal the pope?

nope just got a job for people who do, although there is nothing wrong with Jesus and the pope

[Bladia]

So any news anyone? From what I've heard they can take ages doing thingsm but seriously why tell us they will ring on wednesday and still not have called on monday, this is pathetic.

Has anyone heard anything from them?

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

I know who has and has not got the job.... If you aint recived a call and told to come in tonight.... i am sorry :(

[[TC] Loki]

So they're calling people today are they?

Or is there a meeting for those that got in being held tonight?

It'd be really fucking nice if they told the applicants before they went around telling the employees.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

No.

The ppl that got the job have been called already, i happen to know the guy that calls them out (mate from High School) ;)

Im pretty much saying if you aint got a call yet then bad luck, you probly wont get one :(

[BlueShadow]

So did ayden get a job, poor guy needs one

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

i aint givin out names.

[ultraviolentray]

no ayden didn't... :) guess i'll just keep trying...

[[TC] Loki]

Yeah, I know, every time you necropost God kills a kitten, but I don't care today.

I just got off the phone with some guy from IBM and I GOT THE JOB :D

Thankyou Spot for telling me about this opertunity.

[SPOT]

anytime champ well done.
where are you working?? what team??

[[TC] Loki]

To tell you the truth, I don't know.

All I've been told is "We've got some new jobs open up" so I'm thinking it might be in the new Qantas team that was being set up about when they did the group days.

I guess I'll find out more Monday.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

man that is awesome news :)

WElldone mate, i dearly hope you get put on the OSC with myself and Spot... we realy need some new ppl that will listen to instructions and already know bout PC's the new guys we got ATM... well alot fo them are sucky :)

You may even end up in Vicpol and take up Empathys old position ;)

[radass]

good on ya :)

[ultraviolentray]

i gotz one too... i'm on heinz watties :)

[SPOT]

have fun HzW suck ass!!

[[TC] Loki]

Congrats UVR :)

Also, what does "OSC" stand for?

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Operations Service Centre ;)

We take EVERY client... except Westpak...

And yes... Heinz Watties is funking SHIT HOUSE!

[madcap_magician]

Yea OSC are hardcore - :P

you would die having to try and take corp on lee - it takes major skills :D

[Joshu]

October 1st's The Courier lists "Helpdesk Consultant Positions", email address being oscstl@au1.ibm.com - didn't the job openings finish awhile ago?

[SPOT]

they are always hiring here man.
and oscstl is the shift team leader.
which is sorta like a central contact for this place.
apply again man. make sure you go on about loving the team.
and you need people skills, tech skills can be taught, people skills can't!!

[Joshu]

you need people skills
Oh, nevermind then.

:p

[[TC] Loki]

I found out what team I'm on.

It's Federal Government.

Whats that like? What're their hours?

[SPOT]

fed gov are basically business hrs.
but think they start a bit earlier and finish a bit later.
they have some pretty odd clients.
being gov they are all i want this done now and not a second later.

[Moo]

Loki']It's Federal Government.

Whats that like? What're their hours?


Federal government hours are 8- 4:30. That being said, there will be some people working till 11pm.

If its 9 months or so till a election, you might get peeps anytime.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

Damo - OSC handle 96+ clients.... we need to know them all...... ALL OF THEM! havent you heard that OSC retire to westpak for an easier life? ;)

[madcap_magician]

Na - corp crew just handle BILLIONS OF DOLLARS of peoples money - thats all :D

Your the man lee!

[SPOT]

i can piss this high!!

[[TC] Loki]

Hey should we feel bad working for a company that sold code breakers to the Nazis and time clocks for concentration camps? :S

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

no we shouldent Loki, cause they line our pockets with cash... and if you work on the west side u get hoes... HOES!

[themunga]

Does anyone know anybody from NCO? Except me, of course
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Er, that should be 'Besides me', couldn't be stuffed editing post

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

I know Shannon Cormick mate :) went to high school with her... dated what was my best mate and i dated hers. We became worst of enemies :D Alas time is a funny thing and now were actualy freinds...