Moo
13-07-2005, 09:16 PM
Shane Warne's team mates were perplexed one morning to see him walk into
the change rooms with a pair of women's panties on his arm.
Somewhat used to Shane's tendencies, they let it go and went about
getting ready.
The day wore on, and Shane bowled a few overs and the batsman came and
went with a puzzled expression on their faces, but no one dared ask about
the panties.
Finally, Ricky Ponting walked up to Shane between overs and gently
whispered to him.
"Er Shane," he said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you,
but we're a bit worried that you seem to be wearing a pair of women's
panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."
"Oh no," Shane grinned "it's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."
the change rooms with a pair of women's panties on his arm.
Somewhat used to Shane's tendencies, they let it go and went about
getting ready.
The day wore on, and Shane bowled a few overs and the batsman came and
went with a puzzled expression on their faces, but no one dared ask about
the panties.
Finally, Ricky Ponting walked up to Shane between overs and gently
whispered to him.
"Er Shane," he said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you,
but we're a bit worried that you seem to be wearing a pair of women's
panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."
"Oh no," Shane grinned "it's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."