LANX 15 NOW @ KRYAL CASTLE

[kyzen]

Because of unresolvable differences with Ballarat University, mainly, them being a bunch of fuckheads, we are going back to where it all began! This will be our last little lan before we move to our new venue and increase our capacity. Due to the room being bigger we have increased the available seats to 96! So let everyone know, LANX is going OLD SCHOOL for one last little LAN!

So, for the love of GOD! Don't goto Ballarat Uni this weekend for LANX, it's at Kryal Castle. If you don't know where Kryal Castle is, go towards Melbourne on the Western Highway, look to your right, and it'll be the big fucking castle. You'll know it's Kryal Castle, as it's the ONLY castle between Ballarat and Melbourne ;)

See ya there guys!!!

[Joshu]

Ooh I like that love! Oh dear do I ever like that love!!!!! :D

<-- Never went to a Kryal LAN.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

YARR!,

Be some good lannage me 'arties.... Sacren be walkin' da plank!..... YARR!

[madcap_magician]

yea this is before my time too


oh well - its gonna be fucking cold our there to being ur prostate warmers cunts!

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

..... prostitues.... as in from Tortuga bay...? YARR!

I tihnk ill be needing your love Damo ;)

[Joshu]

rY*']..... prostitues....
No, prostates - the gland up your bum that does something or other and can get cancer.

http://mrcas.mpe.ntu.edu.sg/classroom/images/prostate.jpg
E: Ha ha why do they have diagrams with flaccid penises? I don't think the dude in the diagram is happy about being shown to the world with a limp cock. He'd so get none.

[Aphotic]

:beer screw the uni, kryal castle sounds awesome, im pumped for the comps, who can remember back to the last castle lans? i wasnt lanning waay back then, is the castle good for lan? yay or nay? you filthy peasants, cya there, cheers :shit

[SnooP]

Oh my!
Thought you had vowed to never go near that place again :P

[Joshu]

OMG FOR SERIOUS I CANNOT GET 2 KRYAL CASTLE!! Click the link.

[kyzen]

Oh my!
Thought you had vowed to never go near that place again :P
Things change when you have to find a venue in 3 days :) Which is how much time the uni gave us!
I'm looking forward to this more than anything in the world ever! The first X was awesome, the reason
we left is because of the double booking fiasco and having to use the shit room, and also the fact that
we got sponsored by ballarat uni, NOT THAT IT FUCKING MATTERS TO THEM IF WE ARE SPONSORED
OR NOT BY THE LOOKS OF IT!

[Snake]

Fuck yeh, go tha castle. Bring tha chix too. Yeh

[Joshu]

Bring tha chix too. Yeh
Screw the chicks, bring the headphones. Oooh yeah.

[[TC] Loki]

Kryal Castel sounds like a great place to have the LAN :D

Getting some of the munchkins from the surf coast there might be a little hard, but I'm sure we'll work something out. Even if I have have gift wrap and Fed-EX Tillywinks and Grandpa_Borjoyzee down to Ballarat.

[*NoN*Da]rY*]

man if i had some notice i woulda sailed there arses down in my pirate ship :) YARR!

[mudgie]

Ah well, if they fuck you around again, it's toodle-oos for them! I hope they learnt their lesson the first time...

[fuck-0-]

so whats the real story... how did they fuck u kenny.... + Kryal Castle lol ... where is the new venue after this ... ?
any ideas ???

[madcap_magician]

oh- the next venue is all on me baby


all been sorted - and all done in under 15min!

yea its cause i'm the offical LAN-X venue - getter cunt

[kyzen]

This would have been our last X at BU, as Damo said, the new venue is already sorted, the reason we were moving was because of space, we were forced to hurry up the move because Ballarat Uni are shit :)

[<3 Ropey]

since venue has changed theres so many seats free

[kyzen]

since venue has changed theres so many seats free
Well, I added 16 extra seats as the Kryal is bigger than the uni... it's a Castle for fucks sake! So of course they are going to be free, I added more seats idiot, I can't just invent people! (I did mention this in the first post)

Anyways dude, I finally got the new photo gallery up, check out the photo's from the first LANX at Kryal!

http://www.lanx.org.au/gallery/browseimages.php?c=6

[X-Ploit]

i think i went hear when i was a kid and they had archery n shit..... that would be awesome any lamers start shit and we use them as target practice :P

btw whats the next venue? eg where is it?

[CKD]

Arrgh, so much for me and mates all sitting together :/

[kyzen]

Arrgh, so much for me and mates all sitting together :/
Like I said in the PM I sent you mate, I didn't my best to keep people together, just pm the guys and ask them to move, as they may be sitting with friends too, you could do a swap. It's ok mate, there is 5 days to go :) Sure something will be sorted out.

[CKD]

Like I said in the PM I sent you mate, I didn't my best to keep people together, just pm the guys and ask them to move, as they may be sitting with friends too, you could do a swap. It's ok mate, there is 5 days to go :) Sure something will be sorted out.
Yeah, I understand the position this has put you guys in. I've sent a couple of PM's to see if I can arrange something :)
Looking forward to lanning in a castle though :D

[Joshu]

Only half the people usually sit where they're booked to though.

[kyzen]

THOSE BASTARD!

[Joshu]

It's people like them that cause world famine.
E: And, consequently, AIDS.

[Lilbro]

are we in the same room with the gallows just out the front
=(

[kyzen]

are we in the same room with the gallows just out the front
=(
http://www.lanx.org.au/gallery/browseimages.php?c=6

Check the photo's, I don't think you even came to the first one John, I know you and dad came to the second one. But this room was pretty awesome.

[rahx]

/me brings moap along for the reunion :P

Nar its sounding great guys, ill def come for a look. How does the teams thing work these days? do we bring our own team or are they random teams on the day?

[zyaN]

Teams are organised then or you can come organised, with a group of friends or wateva.

[mudgie]

/me brings moap along for the reunion :P

Ooh, thin ice ;)

[Peter]

ive never been to the castle, i was just wondering if there was ample places to sleep?

like seperate rooms at our disposal?

[Joshu]

LAN, hotel, what's the difference?

[Peter]

yeah welll some people like to sleep

i know i do, it fucks you up to not sleep and then go to school monday

so i was just wondering if it was a similar situation to at the uni :)

[Blade]

Its even worse if its work, its not that bad, i won't be sleeping friday night then getting fuckin wasted on sat night

should be interesting

[Joshu]

Shit Johnny, are you coming? Man I haven't seen you at a LAN for ages.

This shit's gunna go right off.

[rahx]

Ooh, thin ice

in the best interest of ballarat lan communitys MOAP has since moved to QLD.. sorry reunion is off

[kyzen]

For you guys interested in getting a room :homo
Do you want me to work out a deal with them to hire you like the hotel rooms on the cheap if I can?
Like 10 or so people chip in and have your own hotel room for the night?

Tell me quick if you want me to organise this!

[Peter]

nah i was just wondering if the situation was similar to the uni, at the uni you can find secluded places to sleep. you know what i mean, like up in the big terracotta tile part of building

[Joshu]

I'll feel right at home... not sleeping. Or sleeping curled up with my computer.

OOH JOSHU IS SO HARDCORE. :p

[Peter]

lol HARDCORE to the max.

its just that i like to sleep :)

[CKD]

Yeah, it would be helpful to know if there is somewhere out of the way to possibly get SOME sleep at least...

[kyzen]

Yes... THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING HOTEL ROOMS!!! ;o
How many times to I have to answer the same questions! DAYUM!

What you're really saying is:

[CKD]

Well if there is no other place to sleep, how much would we be looking at for some floorspace in a hotel room? :P

[Peter]

YES... im a poor communist old guy :D

[kyzen]

Well if there is no other place to sleep, how much would we be looking at for some floorspace in a hotel room? :P
Dunno, will try and get you a deal tomorrow, I'll ask cunts who's interested!
__________________

YES... im a poor communist old guy :D
HE'S A JEW!!!

[Peter]

:O OMG there on to me ;O

[Joshu]

http://www.mindspring.com/~dpmphoto/euro/18-jew.jpg would've been a lot easier to understand probably.

[Peter]

yeah

[kyzen]

nah, cause there is no money in his hands, good old war propaganda posters are the best. I mean, I try not to dumb everything down and assume you're fucking idiots :) I don't like obvious american "duh duh" humour, and it's insulting to think that's all you'll understand... :(

[Joshu]

I feel special because, after a second of thinking, I understood the meaning of the poster.

Unlike some.