LAN-ZillA 3.11 - Reboot!

[madcap_magician]

Hey guys,

As you have all seen or heard, our least event didnt go thru because of mother nature and her grudge agianst me (i sleept with her sister :cuddle )

But FINIALY! we have gotten our money back from the hall and all the times and dates have been sorted!


So here is the Info you will need!


LAN-ZillA 3 - Reboot!

Dates: 10th to the 11th of June 2005

Location: Buninyong town Hall (map on the site)

Cost:$15 (for those who attended 3, please see down page)

Times (1pm Friday - 5pm Saturday)

Games - SWAT 4, Quake 3:A, SoF:II GOLD!, Flatout

Also there will be the novelty comps that will come up including the LAN-ZillA Game show Exclusive:

"The Price is Wrong, Beatch!"

What to bring -

# PC (updates will be aviable from the internal site)
# Chair if u want too
# Sleeping Gear (hardwood floor)
# Your Fine Self

The Rego will open soon - so keep heading back and checkin it out @

http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au (no www)


Peace,

MM

PLEASE NOTE FOR THOSE WHO ATTENDED Z3: Operation Washout inc. Big Ma'fucking Hail Stones .....

Please Email me @ damo@crawleytech.com

this is if you would like to attend and u will recive free entry! we have the list of people who came so if you cheat us - you'll be branded a shit cunt :P

PEACE!

Damo :69

[Joshu]

People listed below are written down as having free entry:
jester
nikkyboy
mudgie
grosh
forest
freak
dominatrix
hanz
draff
jaeman
petor
luke-i
nipples
mad_sniper
squee
tim
rick
peregrine
freak
the_balance

Rego's will be up when I get my fat ass into gear and make some sort of rego system. :)

[zyaN]

freak twice? i dont think ash will be going any way. But good luck guys, i wont be able to make it coz its my birthday weekend, not that use'll miss me :P

[madcap_magician]

oh boo

yea he came up twice cause he still owes me for addmission :P

what better way to spend a birthday then at a LAN ?

[Joshu]

Oops, that's my fault, I've sort of got a crush on Ash so I had to make sure he was in there.

[zyaN]

oh boo

yea he came up twice cause he still owes me for addmission :P

what better way to spend a birthday then at a LAN ?

Ah true, actually your right stuff family get ups, Lan zilla is teh way to go.


Oops, that's my fault, I've sort of got a crush on Ash so I had to make sure he was in there.

Dont we all, :homo
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Omg hey this wouldn't be a coincidence becoz lanzilla is 1337 but the url for this topic is

http://www.lanx.org.au/forum/showthread.php?t=1337

*pointing at the topic=1337*'
fucking awesome, now how can i refuse a birthday at a lan??

[Joshu]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA, that's awesome, the 1337th topic!

Of course, it's no surprise :)

[Peter]

ill be there :D just after June Exams also :D

[zyaN]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA, that's awesome, the 1337th topic!

Of course, it's no surprise :)

:) of course ;)

[themunga]

Hey Joshu, you forgot about me!!! :-(
Have sent email to damo, so all shall be good and stuff.

[madcap_magician]

:cuddle

love you gracey :P

[Bignick]

what if it rains?

[zyaN]

Then we rampage on about how god sucks, simple ;)

[madcap_magician]

:D - smart man :(

well if it does rain :( the hall has been fixed and re-sealed after last time, but u must remember that the hail is was caused the flood in the hall - the roof was fucked up after that hail - so whats the bonnet of my fucking car......

:|

but it should be fine for simple rain - not fucked up cunt in the ass rain

[Blade]

i wouldn't worry to much bout your car man, its only like a VK

[Joshu]

:eek: Burnination imminent in this thread. It was nice knowing you John.

If it DOES rain + leak, we'll be laughing our asses off, and I guess you guys can join in.

[Peter]

OMG HE BAGGED AND AWESOME CAR id RUN LIKE FUCK

VK's are awesome as a VL's

[themunga]

Then what are your thoughts about VT's?

[Joshu]

Don't forget the old VD model, I'd like to hear what you think about them.

[madcap_magician]

start a car topic somewhere else cunts

[X-Ploit]

lol.... cars cars cars cars cars

[Zenon]

Jibbed!!!! i came to that and paid i brought you towels!!! oh my gawd how jibbed would i feel :dead

[zyaN]

....and what a return post from Sam, been a while since you've been around. sUp?

[Joshu]

Jibbed!!!! i came to that and paid i brought you towels!!! oh my gawd how jibbed would i feel :deadWhat ARE you talking about?



Booking for LZ3.11 is open! Book if you're going to come, if you paid at LZ3 then please book anyway cause we need to know numbers.

In case you've overlook this somehow, I present to you...
The LAN-ZILLA DINNER MENU! (http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au/?area=food)
and
A BIG LINK TO THE LAN-ZILLA SITE (http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au/)

[Joshu]

Just sent out the mass-mail, with the subject as "LZ: Test". What a silly Joshu.

Dear Gamer,


After all this time we have gotten all the gear sorted after the last LAN and now we are back to have LAN-ZillA running again!

We have patched the roof and all things planned, we WONT have to play noah again :P


LAN-ZiLLA 3.11: For Workgroups
We had to update the site someday.
BOOKING NOW OPEN (again)! http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au/booking/


Time & Date: 1pm Friday 10th June to 5pm Saturday 11th June.
Location: Buninyong Town Hall (http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au/images/lzmap.png)
Cost: ONLY $15 PER PERSON! FREE if you got Washed Out!


Booking @ - http://lanzilla.viclan.org.au/

Game Comps - SWAT 4, Quake 3:A, SoF:II GOLD!, Flatout
(Other games will be played, these are the major comps)

TeamSpeak Servers will be running for teams as well.

All prizes are supplied by Gametraders Ballarat.

For those who were in attendance at Z3 - we have the list of people who attended and you shall receive free entry to the LAN.

Again there will be heaps of prizes and fun games to be played - including the LZ3.11 exclusive:

"The Price is wrong, Beatch!"

where you will play for awesome prizes and the chance to prove to all the other gamers that you are more cheap-skate then them!


List of what to bring
- PC
- Patched and Updated Virus Scaners
- Patched and updated games (these will be avilable from our internal site)
- Sleeping gear + Li-Lo (Hardwood floor)
- Computing Chair (optional) - we have seen many people doing this of late
- Money for Entry, Raffle and Canteen!
- Your Fine Self

You Guys should all know the drill :P


Any questions, please email our Admin Team @

Chris - chris@crawleytech.com
KT - katie@crawleytech.com
Joshu - joshu@crawleytech.com
Damo - damo@crawleytech.com



Cheers and see ya in 2 weeks time!
--- LAN-ZillA Crew

[Snoopy]

just registered for LZ. ya gotta love the page you get

Hi Snoopy.
Running simulations to see whether we can fit your fat arse in...

Congratulations! You fit. Must be those jeans.
Executing SQL query...
> INSERT INTO a_seat VALUES (Snoopy's_FAT_ARSE)
> Inserted 1 rows; query took around 2 seconds, and a couple of strong men with crowbars

Congratulations, you're almost all set for LAN-ZiLLA 3.11. We'll send you a confirmation email later
when we feel like it, you'll have to click on a link in that email and then you'll be all set.
Remember to only confirm if you KNOW you're coming. Booking = dibs; confirmation = sold.

Mail has been sent to:

*********@gmail.com

Check your email for further instructions.Thanks for booking! - the LZ crew.


disclaimer: this page _does_ call everyone fat. even you skinny cunts. we're not sure why, although it might be a little stressed lately, what with being born a day late... either way, don't take offense :p i'm sure it's just joking.

[Joshu]

That's my sense of humor for ya. :/

[madcap_magician]

thats fucking gold



GOLD!~!!!

[TeamZephyr]

wow, i cant believe it managed to fit snoopy's fat arse in!

[madcap_magician]

is snoopy the "snoop"?

have you just added a y to get more love?

else = WHERE IS SNOOP!?????

[Joshu]

SnooP's got exams.

I always hated how Snoopy was like a tryhard SnooP. :(

[Zenon]

there is a proffesional gamer called snoopy as well so yeah its a bad name to choose... he plays for the melbourne lan clan XR

[Joshu]

Oh well.

There's still 28 seats left for LAN-ZiLLA 3.11, feel free to book or something ;) The more the merrier!

[Joshu]

Righto, APPARENTLY bookings for LAN-ZiLLA have been really flaky - people get blank pages and stuff - I've had a look at the code and I don't have a clue why it's happening.

Long story short, booking now consists of sending me an email at joshu@crawleytech.com , with your handle + real name, with the subject "LANZILLA BOOKING" or something. Unbooking is essentially the same.


There's a lesson to be learnt from this kids, and that lesson is - NEVER write code late at night.

[Joshu]

Kay! We're (essentially) all set up, "opening doors" at 1pm.

It's at the Buninyong Hall as usual, come in the front door, pick a seat near your mates, plug in, turn on, pay up $15, start gamin'. We've got enough tables for enough people, booking didn't fill up (cause it was poorly designed), so you SHOULD be able to just turn up and say "hey, I wanna game", and we'll say yep go for it.

The place DOES have heaters so it should keep everyone nice and toasty... and YES we know about the forecast rain, and NO we don't want to hear about it! :) I at least expect Mount Buninyong to choose this day to become active again and land a giant flying gob of magma on the hall.

Um... that's all! Bring yourself, your computer, a sleeping bag + pillow + lilo (if you sleep), and around $30 for entrance + fooding up.

Seeyas there. :tg

[kyzen]

Poor bastards!!! It's pissing down! Which goes to prove what I have been saying all along... God hates LAN-ZiLLA...

[[TC] Loki]

Pfft, Lan-Zilla don't need God on their side.

After all... they've got VicLAN.

[Joshu]

Rain's gone, all is good. We're about half full. Feel free to rock up still ;)

[kyzen]

DON'T SAY FREE BRO!!!

[Joshu]

God hates LAN-ZiLLA...
You have no idea.

The cops showed up.
The CFA showed up.
A whole bunch of car nuts showed up.
And the hall leaked again. A LOT.

Buuuuut we persisted. Stupid hall, we're just going to have the next LAN out in a fucking lake. It'll be drier... :(

[[TC] Loki]

Why did the police and CFA turn up?

[TeamZephyr]

someone set off the smoke detectors

[Peter]

yeah, its a pity when 1 or 2 people will risk the entire lan for ... i suppose fun... :/ can only hope it was dont out of stupidity... worse of better im not shure... :/

[BlueShadow]

You have no idea.
A whole bunch of car nuts showed up.



Huh not all of us were nuts, I lanned and was a car nut, damo invited us out there!!!! :)

[Joshu]

someone set off the smoke detectors
We're pretty sure that was just water damage.

Huh not all of us were nuts
I didn't say you were a car nut, I didn't say everyone was a car nut; I said that at some point, a whole bunch of Commodore drivers on a cruise or something showed up and entered the hall for no real reason.

[BlueShadow]

I said that at some point, a whole bunch of Commodore drivers on a cruise or something showed up and entered the hall for no real reason.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry Joshu there was two commodore driver hahahahahahahaha that cruise was the badaf one the one I was on, tells us how much notice u took.... to be percise it was

a
AW11 MR2
VL Commodore
VS Commodore
2 Gemnis
EA Falcoon
Toyota Corolla

And they entered the hall for the fact damo invited them in

[Peter]

a falcoon eigh, got a picture of one on them? its just that ive never seen a falcoon before :P

sounds like a racoon as well as a falcon :)

[Defective]

yeah his cars coon spec hence the falcooon addition to the car list. He also forgot a laser and one or 2 other cars.
I had a wonder around and had a talk to a few guys i know there. Was ment to game but forgot to reply to offer of a computer for the weekend.

[Joshu]

sorry Joshu there was two commodore driver
or something

That's still 6 or so people who don't look a thing like nerds entering the hall at once without computers.

[BlueShadow]

ohhhh ok :)

[Defective]

ummm thats debatable joshu, plus i think there was more like 12 or so of us, and most of us do or have at one stage attended a lan.All of us were known by admin aswell.

[Joshu]

ummm thats debatable joshu, plus i think there was more like 12 or so of us
I only skimmed your list, counted 6 points, so I said "that's still six". Doesn't matter because this is cause BlueShadow is shit and needs to take some comprehension courses apparently.
A whole bunch of car nuts showed up.

See, I said what I meant, BlueShadow didn't understand so I explained it for him in simple terms. :tg Yay.

[Defective]

im bored, heres a post!