Counter Strike @ X7

[Empathy]

Due to the Reluctance in most CS players to change over to 1.6 for CS we have decided to stay with 1.5 due to the fact that there has been no modifications to the game and we dont have to worry about STEAM issues
Regards
Empathy
PS dont worry if u dont have the 1.5 patch we will have it there

[Zenon]

good stuff lets all talk about cs
i like 1.6 but hey if u guys dun wanna play it thats fine with me i dun mind at all it would be a bit of a hastle to get a gateway just for the game neway(for those who dont know you need to have the internet currently on for you to connect to steam) anyway shall we post our teams here?? cause atm i am needing two players for my team preferably not entirely new to the game but hey get into contact with me xenon@crawleytech.com and we can talk and thats also my msn btw emps im looking in you direction

[citizen-X]

i pity the fools who own lanshops... gonna pay around $20 bux per box per month if valve go along wif their lan cafe plans for steam..

im bringing a net so i can catch emps keyboard pieces this time around.

For those who wish to post teams post them here

dun really see the point cause chances are ppl will change plans last minute..but go ahead.

[IIVIIandrake]

****TEAM YA MUM*****
<BAM>

1. Me
2. Emps mum
3. Kenny's mum
4. Spot's mum
5. Griph's mum

[Empathy]

Yesh soz X man didnt realise that that pieces hit u man :( arr well yeahh roger one that team mandrake but u think there is enough seats.....BIGADY BAM!!
Teh Empz

[citizen-X]

JAY

[FUCK U KANT]

so my mums not in the team hey!

[/FUCK U KANT]

team: "esad" (eat shit and die)

Leader: Suddy <griphonix gaffa boy>
co-leader: Les <Zenon grass jelly crazyazn>
Damien <twipsta ciggy scab>
Arash <YCNA> [yurgen certified network associate]
Jay <clan hopping slut>

And our alternating superstar who will be swapping with me or whoeva else wishes to miss a map

Jezza <do it on lan fgts>

[IIVIIandrake]

HAHAHAHAH SUDS hahah

You know what I am gonna do the right thing I have seen the error of my ways. I will give up my spot on team mum so your mum can play and I will continue as always with us.

So can I change my name to
Jay <Fat KAnt has returned>????? hahahahahhahahahhaha

Ohh yeah Suds getting Star wars on Thursday now woooohooo Lisa bought me a house and everything to move into already ohhh yeah baby!!! I think I am gonna become an Imperial cause I want an atat as a pet!!! hahahahahah

Ohhhh P.S You know EMPS your right there won't be enough seats so we gonna leave your mum at home and run a long ass bitch net work cabel from her house to the LAN ahahahh :P

[citizen-X]

dun get AT-ST's... high level commandos can take em out easily and u cant heal them..

Wateva u do.. get creature handler :)

your name is

Jay <Im -7s- Kouta...really!>

[Joshu]

Team [.j]:

Joshu (.j)

And that is all :D Take ya's all on, novelty round-style.

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahahaa ok suddy your on thts my name for CS comp LOL HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH A

I wil wear my name with pride hahah

Ok I will get creature handler I will MSN you on Thursday probably if your on and ask you what I shoudl develop first!! :D

[Blade]

I didn't think that Jay and all that were entering the CS comp?

Not that i care but i was thinking that if they weren't maybe someone else may win that comp

Oh well i may as well stick to BF the game of Gods

[Zenon]

if u hate cs why u post hear blade... i dun get it
and joshu u join my team bro half of my team have dogged me out
so need to get people ima trying to get apox back and <<AL>> as we\ll

[Joshu]

Don't get me wrong, Sam -- I'll still be on your team.

Just we need a little 1 vs. Everybody novelty match. I like it when the 1 is me (MG camping :D).

[citizen-X]

im willing to be the one person

sud vs lan-X

[Zenon]

no offence suddy but u get pwned

[citizen-X]

im willing to have a go..

preferebly no grens though..

i can dodge bullets but not 20 grens :O

[Zenon]

lol that would be a pisser
20+ ppl runing at u wid the nades

[IIVIIandrake]

What will be funnier is Suddy owning you all as well ;)

[Zenon]

yeah that would ... i think he pwns u tho jay ... i mean apox says suddy is good and well when i watched u to play it was 10-2 apox side

[IIVIIandrake]

Suddy pwns the shit out of me there is no disputing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahahahhahahhaha ha I aint a good cs player lol.

I don't play Cs really any more I play Star Wars GAlaxies!! I just play CS now at Lans Can't be fucked with cock heads online anymore. And I hope Apox comes, look forward to seeing how good he is on LAn. I wanna play Apox on LAn........ big diffirence to net!! And he is great to play not a cry baby or anythign just likes to have fun he is a good kid! ;)

Ohh and Suddy is good??? Suddy is a Kainor!!!!! ;)
Suddy pwns all your mums and then bathes them in HOly Water lol

Anyway you should try playing something other than CS. There is a lot more to life than CS......... such as Star Wars Galaxies. :D

[Zenon]

yeah ummm
jay im trying my hardest to get apox to come but he doesnt really wanna and his mum i dun think wants him to go
and yeah i just discovered the life outside cs
has anyone played earth specail forces mod for half life it roks
but me thinks i get galaxies

[Joshu]

I thinks that's a good idea.

Play some more BF while you're at it. That is the "mad note", "<BAM>".

[citizen-X]

few factors that seperate a good player from a bad player

a: How you feel on the day (if you feel good..you will play good..if u feel like shit u will play like shit)

b: Whether you can improvise on the spot when things dont go as planned

c: Whether you have the respect and trust of your teammates to be able to do the job given to you

d: if your a franchisee of Lanx Holy Water... (taking applications now)

[Joshu]

There's also

e: How well organised your team actually IS.

f: How well you've practised.

g: Whether you're using teh h4x.

[madcap_magician]

BAM! i can't wait for anotrher good crack at u and teh l337 team JAy, we always have some mad note games yo!

and this time suddy, when i wanna have a dance comp, don't knife us@!! LoL that was some funny shite!

Peace

[IIVIIandrake]

hahhhah yeah maddy baby!!! gonna rockzor!!!!!!

I am gonna have to prac some Cs befor LAn-X haven't been playing it just been playign Star wrs galaxies!! That game is the shit man!!!!

Zenon get Star Wars man it is the bomb game! I am so edicted it aint' funny!!!! ;)

[Zenon]

ok np its 10 a month yeah... and where shall sam get it from

[citizen-X]

14.99 US a month

around 20-22ish..dependin on exchange rate

[Zenon]

Originally posted by madcap_magician
BAM! i can't wait for anotrher good crack at u and teh l337 team JAy,
Peace cough*
yes
*cough* jays team *cough*
i say no teams we wanna play cs and the admins make fair teams all the more fun for the craper styles like myself

[eck0]

wat prizes will there b at the next lanx?
keke lah suddy, i ownz j00 maenz

[Griphonix]

like getting the admins to set up the teams so the comps fair? I don't think that's needed- there was more than enough team balencing at 69 and if one team was getting thrashed, a good player switched.

[citizen-X]

sifff eck0!!

my entire eg team is coming up... to punishhhhhhhhhhhhh j0o!!

and spank u all nite long baby ;D

[Griphonix]

he means it

[eck0]

haha sif citizen x :p /me brings one huge ass pillow to protect ass
>.< keke dun forget... KM Already pwnd u once n will do it again :>

n stop that tit rubbing >.<

[SPOT]

i never thought i would be posting in the cs thread but here it goes;
to griph and zenon: that is the good thing about being good at a game, BEING BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE AT SOMETHING!!
our nature is a competitive one and we thrive on competition and victory.
when a team is better than another team that is usually an indicator they have put more effort into their preparation than the others.
just cause you lose time and time again does not say that the comps are run unfairly, YOU HAVE TO GET BETTER AT IT OR SHUT UP AND STOP PLAYING!!

life isn't fair, get used to it. there are gonna be plenty of times where things aren't gonna go your way.
you are lucky it is just a game you are losing at or the consequences could be much worse.
for example: i entered a full contact knockdown karate tournament after only training for 3 months,
needless to say i lost my first fight and couldn't walk for the following 5 days cause my legs were so bruised, lumpy and sore.

you're lucky that when suddy hands you your asses at cs that he isn't really filling you full of 5.56mm F1 ball rounds from his silenced M4.

STOP SOOKING AND GET MORE PRACTICE!!

peace out!! :woot

[shirtboy]

im so over cs
sure i love the came and like playin but now im a halo zh man
i havent played cs since lan 69
just dont play anymore

[IIVIIandrake]

CS is ok for something to play just get sick of cry babies online and shit and getting kicked from servers cause they cal you a hax!!!
I am a fully fledged SWG (Sar Wars Galaxy MAn) now and for all you whohavent played OMG you are missing out to teh extreme.

P.S Hey ek0 played against you at Shafted if your in KM I would have!! YOucoming to Lan bro?? HOpe so!! catch you all th ere!

[Zenon]

well looks like im the last action hero or last full cser personly i think if u dun wanna play it or h8 dun bitch about it
who cares
i loves the game i wont stop playing it until there is cs2 then i will be onto that if its close enough to it or bettera and who cares whose betta
at any game as long as you enjoy playing the game and have a good time playing against people that are your friends
i get heaps about my level of skill and that i lan heaps but who cares
no one that has come to a lan like lanx has said its crap and no one has kept on bagging people at the game they play if they dun listen and keep on playing
thats another thing encouragement if you encourage people to play or tell people they are good they get better no matter what game they play so lets just have fun no bagging cs even if u werent is this really the place to tell the world
i personly think its not and i personly think that anyone that puts people down because they are a "n00b" or "crap" should go eat shit
i have no idea where this all came from but back to you jonny

[SPOT]

hey sam have you put in a good werd with melissa from hj's for me yet??
if not i'll put you in the goatse user group!!

[Joshu]

Sorry to burst your bubble, SPOT; but one gets desensitized to goatse after a while. :p

[SPOT]

it only depends if you have it set as your homepage joshu!! BAM!! ;)

[Zenon]

well ill go and talk to her but im not really sure which mel blond hair blue eyes is very common spot same with the shortness
but i think i know who your talking bout and if u are she got a b/f
wait a few days till i tell ya and stop asking
just to let ya know my cs team has dogged me out
so anyone looking for a cs team gimmie a yell

[IIVIIandrake]

Well I aint bagging out CS and this is A CS thread so I will say what I want. Just cause poeple don't like playing it no more don't mean they bitching. SWG rox the world!!
But I agree don't matter what game it is as longas you like it fek everyone! hahahahahhahaaha

CS still kainors and i will be giing peeps a second ass hoel at this LAN again.............. just don't play it on line as much cause of morons!!
:P ahahah my kids will be playing CS lol

[Zenon]

i didnt mean people saying they dont play it any more are bitching
i mean actual people bitching about whose better at cs and whoses gunna get pwned and people say they hate cs they just play to piss people off (cough* suddy *cough) \and yeah
sorry if you miss took what i was saying

[radass]

cs is gay

[madcap_magician]

Yo, drake and suddy, we gonna do some more CS'in Yo? i wanna have another dance comp, without it tuning into everyone stabing each other!

That and i just wanna game with u mad note playa'Z agian

<BAM>!

[kyzen]

If jurgen will let you have fun! You may get told off...
One more fucking time... I swear!

[IIVIIandrake]

hahahahahhhahaah you know it is bound to happen with juergen................ he is aspredictable as time lol <tic toc tic toc>

hahahah see ya guys in 5 days lol

[Az|2a3L]

Generals is the first game made by westwood that comes second to duke2d 1984.

Dune2 Forever

Anyone for enfos?

[eck0]

hahaha
stabbing warz >.<
n gee gee have lanx on same day as agdc lanfest and cydus >.< Waah!

[IIVIIandrake]

Heyya guys well yes it has happened I am not playing anymore witht he all mighty's so I am putting a team together for the comp. we will get owned well if eck0 comes with KM then we will definalty get 3rd hahahahahaahahahhaha
I am looking for 2 more peeps. SO far I have Me, Jeurgen. I want Zennon and 2 more peeps hopefully rattus and someone else so if our keen send me a message.

See ya in 3 boiz

[Zenon]

omg jay u serious
of course i wouldnt miss that for the world man
count me in ;) may have to unblock my msn tho:p
if u want to have me u got me baby

[Joshu]

Need a Stupidity Tactician™ for your team, Jay? *points at self*

[fuzzely]

lol nice... but if u boiz all joining up in that team.... im just going to stick with madcap.... at leasat there will be two peeps on our team...

sides smaller team = higher accuracy

[Zenon]

lol yeah keep telling yourself ur with dame cough* hes not coming
dun u read these forums or somthing plus higher accuracy what u on about u would get pwned by these guys fuzzely trust me everyone gets pwned by them

[fuzzely]

lol ur an idiot... i wasnt comparing myself one on one with them...
if u have ten guys facing one.... the one can let loose and still have a greater chance of hitting an enemy.... yes his dead... but he leaves less holes in the wallz and no i dont normally read these forums... im too busy working and making money...

[Zenon]

yeah and so am i mate and bs greater accuracy no one is dumb enough to go into a fight against a bigger team they have more fire power
and plus if u spray *cough* you dun get a high accuracy

[fuzzely]

lol... if u have a wall of guys u dont need accuracy just aim at their knee's/ballz first up... and there lies the problem zenon too predictable.... u need to re-learn how to have fun as opposed to just trying to win..... if u charge at the ten guys they wont be expecting it.... it has worked before... at one damo's smaller lans i owned 4 guys by charging them... won the round i was the last one on my team... nothing wrong with a bit of kamikaze every so often
spices things up hey!

[IIVIIandrake]

Regardless what happens If things fall through me, suddy , and lez will split and make our own teams for CS if things fall through with EG and that!!!
So never fear, I was actualy not gonna play CS at this LAN in the comp but after some very carefull and harsh words from my mentor and trainer Mr Lez I am now back ont eh path to enlightenment!!

Anyway guys i am gonna see you all tomorrow andlooking forward top it and Zenon you and me playing otgether ok!! So you tell that MAdcap guy =) you with methis weekend!! hahaha

Luv ya Maddy baby your my boi!!!!

[Zenon]

sure man anything for cs hero's :)
catch ya sat

[Griphonix]

like shirtboy said, "where's the leap on grenade button"?

[Zenon]

shutup griff just cause ur shit at cs doesnt mean u have to act shit
oh wait u acctuly thought it was a button my bad

[eck0]

pity i didnt go to lanx
went to lanfest instead n competed in the cs comp and won it :)
*hugs amd 2500+*
and iam selling my ricochet 2.52 with skates for 40$
pm me if intrested

[FrEaK]

Originally posted by Zenon
well looks like im the last action hero or last full cser personly i think if u dun wanna play it or h8 dun bitch about it
who cares
i loves the game i wont stop playing it until there is cs2 then i will be onto that if its close enough to it or bettera and who cares whose betta
at any game as long as you enjoy playing the game and have a good time playing against people that are your friends
i get heaps about my level of skill and that i lan heaps but who cares
no one that has come to a lan like lanx has said its crap and no one has kept on bagging people at the game they play if they dun listen and keep on playing
thats another thing encouragement if you encourage people to play or tell people they are good they get better no matter what game they play so lets just have fun no bagging cs even if u werent is this really the place to tell the world
i personly think its not and i personly think that anyone that puts people down because they are a "n00b" or "crap" should go eat shit
i have no idea where this all came from but back to you jonny
fuck u make me mad sam u bag ever one about a beeing a n00b u cannt talk u try and make it out like u cool and shit sam your noy your a loser who only say things they dont mean to make your self look better in other peoples eyes

[Moo]

children, children.....PUNCT-U-FUCKING-ATION!

Comas, Periods, full stops. all things u must do in a large post. that was just a large block of shit......much like the author really.

and FFS, stop playing CS....just gay, only how old of a game?

[FrEaK]

i dont play

[Moo]

yeah....the only faggie thing u dont do :P


jk!

[Griphonix]

The fact that I suck at CS proves I'm straight.

So moo, you must be fucking great at it then?

[Moo]

the fact that i regually have sex with a female human and never had sex with a male human PROVEs im striaght

you, on the other hand.....well SPEAKING of hands, would most likly just masturbate. that is, solo sex with yourself. You being male (we think), having sex with a male, makes you A FUCKING FAG :P

strange.... i think i actually made sense for once

[FrEaK]

female human


ummm if u would call it that




jk

[Moo]

dipshit

LucyFur is gunna kick ur arse thru ur teeth X8
muhahahahhaaha

[FrEaK]

i said jk

[LucyFur]

hmmmmmmm... I'm thinking steelcaps... or maybe stillettos!!!!
:D:p should be a nice sensation 4 u freak:eek: ur not gonna b able 2 sit down 4 a week boy:shaken :no :cool:

[citizen-X]

pointless bickering..

grow up..

[Griphonix]

Come on Moo, we all know it couldn't have been you and a human, male or female. No matter how hard you squint, they still won't look like udders.

[Moo]

well, actually, u need a creative imagination really. fortunatly i possess fkd up thought processes, so i dont really require one

:D

[LucyFur]

hey they're as good as udders... they've been giving milk to our son for the last 7 months;)

and it's not bickering Citizen... it's friendly bantering that some ppl take WAAAAAY too seriously:D
btw, love ur avatar;)

[cvt]

cs is good, infact fukin awsome for its day.
its 'days' over, but its kept on going, to still be pretty fukin popular, thonk thats pointing out its not shit isn't it?

personally, never liked it enough to get good at it. too many better games around.

[Joshu]

Does your sig actually mean Dual XP 200+? Or are you missing a digit in there somewhere?

[cvt]

nah, XP20+
extra digit, its da uber cs machine :p

go figure fool :p

[Moo]

counter suck would run okay on a p 200 with a gig of ram thou wouldnt it?

[cvt]

plays mad on my machine, gave it a hammering weekend just been ;)

.

tho, being an xp200+ and all, sif CS wouldn't go mad :p

[citizen-X]

quick note..

Zenon is barred from cs comp at lanx..

[Moo]

quick note..

CS is teh gay

[citizen-X]

im addicted to saying BAM!

so..............BAM!

[Moo]

BAM to ur BAM