LAN on the LAKE

[kyzen]

This is our second attemp at a "New kind of LAN".
The first was recieved well by all, except for a few hiccups with the retart that runs the venue. So I have decided to go upper class and have it on the lake.

Venue: The Yacht Club, Lake Wendouree, Ballarat.
Date: 16th to the 18th of January.
Price: TBA (Waiting on Confirmation from the venue)
What you get for your gaming dollar:
- Food Included
- Buffet Friday Night
- Brunch Saturday
- Buffet Saturday Night
- BBQ LANX Style Sunday Brunch
- Boags on Tap (THIS TIME IT WILL HAPPEN)
- Happy Hours
- Beautiful Views and our own Lake Front Jetty ;)
- Network and Power cables provided, just turn up and plug in.
- Hopefully, paddle boat races.

More to come, got any idea's, let us know.

[Zenon]

ive got an idea
-see who can swim the futherst
-see who can get the most leaches on them

[SPOT]

i have an idea;
-who can throw brendan the futherst,
-how long griph stays dry for,
-how much spew ends up in the lake by sunday.

[madcap_magician]

BAM! i like that idea, it would be a good place for a LAN, and also very nice views.

Beer can races i think are in order also.

<BAM> i'm there already

[Zenon]

hey so am i.
who isnt
and spot ill second those ideas

[Eoin]

People will be able to get pissed without having to worry about driving back into Ballarat. :D

[Griphonix]

how long before spot gets caught in a stupid photo

[shirtboy]

i have a problem with two of those ideas

at the last venue there were lots of chix what about this 1????

and the throw brendan one would be happily replaced with hold griph under comps in my eyes!!

[Zenon]

nah see who can wedgie u or him the longest and the most painfulest

[radass]

yeah man, we dont want dirty old chicks anywhere near us

[SPOT]

Originally posted by shirtboy
at the last venue there were lots of chix what about this 1????


well brendan if your mum turns up who needs heaps of chicks??
i mean your mum takes like 4 blokes at a time i heard.
DVDA is your mums middle name!!

BAM!! :shake

[Zenon]

lol
Spot-1
Brendan-0
Brendans mum-loose

[IIVIIandrake]

lol almost got the scoring right zennon it is

Spot - 1
Brendan - 0
Brendans mum - Very sore

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha ha

[SPOT]

brendan those chix as you call them were only there cause an 18th was running at the same time.
if you can get chicks there you are more than welcome to bring them. BUT, a word of warning...

don't bring them near the admin desk, because the mear sight of me, kenny or emps (maybe not emps) will drive them into a sexual frenzy because we are damn hot hunka hunka burnin yum yo!! (oprah term)

so yeah go for ya life brendan bring chicks only to have them fall at our feet!!

BAM!!

spot-1
brendan-0
chicks-gettin 1 or 2

[Zenon]

keep telling yourself that spot ;)

[madcap_magician]

<BAM> for sure spot, yea bring the hot beatches yo, its good to have something nie to look at, cept jays' ass!

oh the fun....

[IIVIIandrake]

hahhaha yeah but you know what my ass is always there the beatches arne't :P

hahahahahahaahaahhahahha

I am gonna strat chargingg peeps to check out the bad moon rising next lan hahahahah

[shirtboy]

since this is all class im coming in a suit!!

and with a monicle if i can get my hands on one

and maybe a pipe which blows bullbles

coz somking is bad !!!

[Moo]

i told my GF bout the chicks and she was spewing she missed out

lol

.... soon as damians like 1 or so she'll be laning wid us

[fuzzely]

on teh lake.... very uber, one more comp.... leading on from the one with most leeches... well whoever wins that stands there, everyone else pulls out teh zippo's and its whoever can burn off the most!!!

[Joshu]

Heh, leeches and leeching... I smell a potential pun.

[fuzzely]

lol u would.... silly boy!

[Jeffy]

lol, spotz0r, the sex0r

[baikes]

How many Female patrons normally attend LANX??

[kyzen]

1 :)

[Moo]

and shirtboy... who is allmost completed that "special" operation

[baikes]

What about at the other LANs about the shop?? we always get 3 Females...soon to be 5.

[Moo]

shop? wtf u smoking now doughboy?

[sKuLLsHoT]

yer we had 3 at our last one and theres one of the chix round here starting to gather more ladies tryin to take over, none of us complain :D

[Moo]

thats fine.....


...could mean that for next Lan other than X we may organise a wet t shirt comp for ladies




also, I wish to begin an inquiry into the nature of floor coverings. They are neither automobiles nor animal companions, so why are they called "Car pets"?

[baikes]

Doughboy.....MATE, JAM-IT.

At least sKuKKsHoT has a Clue, perhaps you could ask if you could borrow one from him.

[Moo]

i am enquiring into this 'shop' he is talking about.

i really dont understand which shop.

u got any idea which one hentai ball z?

[blorb]

Originally posted by baikes
What about at the other LANs about the shop?? we always get 3 Females...soon to be 5.

We got 5 or 6 last ML :beer

[Moo]

well my GF LucyFur is going to LotL...prolly just one nite but still

i htink she wantsa raid ur norp DIRs

[SPOT]

we would get more females if we publicly said that i was there!! BAM!! :woot

[Moo]

yeah, but u want mroe like emps mum? <BAM>

[FrEaK]

should be good

[SPOT]

werd, we'll have to play some NFSU!!

[FrEaK]

for sure

[Moo]

ok...6 seats left !!! and still no mandrake!

[FrEaK]

mandrake well have a sit reverd
dont worry

[Moo]

no..i dont think he does

maybe he'll haveta be on the floor

lol

[FrEaK]

LoL

[Moo]

or he could form a new floor maybe

[FrEaK]

he could be the floor manger

[Moo]

hmmm prolly

i actually know a dude that is way bigger than the Mandrake.

Matt, he's a DJ. Hurt his back years ago in a car accident i thin it was. So hes large framed, and got some spare tires.

We where getting ready for a magic tourniment, there was a few Matts in it. So for the dra we needed teh last names so we could tell which was who on paper.

So someone asked what 'Matt the DJs' last name was.
A voice from the back piped out 'tres base'

it wasnt noticed till the draw was announced. " Matressbase, plays.......hang on'

[Sir_Bob]

yeah

[Moo]

WTF u on about n00b boy?


piss off :P

[Sir_Bob]

i know where you live MOO!!!!

[Moo]

yeah...in the next room wid YO MUMMA!!!


<BAM>

[Sir_Bob]

and im with your mumma

[Moo]

no ur not numbnuts

she likes lil girls, just like ur dad

BIGGEST <BAM> EVAR!

[Sir_Bob]

hay my dad will Fuck you ass

[Moo]

like he does yours?

[Sir_Bob]

no!!!!

[Moo]

hey...arnt u teh 3rd fag on the left?

dipshit

[Sir_Bob]

there clock is up the f#$% it is 1:11 am now

[Moo]

and?

tell /dev/null knucklefker

[baikes]

I beleive that you have issues man.

Now, back to the shop.

It must be a bit to 'Old School' for you hippie...