I did make a game

[radass]

Was going through some old files and shiath, and found this that i made. It's silly, it's crap, but i love it :)

[Joshu]

HOLY FUCK! THIS IS WICKED!!!

[radass]

should be good practice for that bell tower :D

[Joshu]

What bell tower? (and where's the "shifty" emoticon when I most need it?) I figured this is the sole reason you're good at Quake3. :D

I took around 6 goes at it just blindly hitting every target at once before I figured it out. Got a score of 46k last time I played, and could probably make it to scores of infinite if I kept an eye on my ammo.

It's all sheer brilliance, Dave.

[radass]

46k holy moly

it's ALLLL about the monkey :D glad you like it

it annoys me that the sheep explode on the ground even though you shoot them in the air .. but ah well, it was 5 years ago :P

[radass]

...

[Joshu]

It is all about the monkey. I waste 2 more shots than I get trying to get him in time. I end up lying in wait for the bastard with 1 shell left.

Didn't that used to be your avatar?

[radass]

quite possibly :P

just got my top score of 61K !

needs tuning, score needs to decrease slowly, then faster and faster until you shoot then it resets

[Joshu]

DAMMIT! I keep using my last shell because I'm not watching my ammo! I lie in wait for that damned monkey, and I find myself automatically shooting whatever moves even though I know I've gotta save that one shell.

58302 :(
E: 75119 :)

Originally posted by radass
should be good practice for that bell tower :D

You know, this gives me a great idea...

...shame I don't know how to use Flash for programming.

[Griphonix]

55K still for me...
waiting for the money gets annoying

[radass]

Originally posted by Joshu
...shame I don't know how to use Flash for programming.

flash is piss easy

and that was made in flash 4, when the coding was completely gay -- it's much better now

[radass]

75k, awesome effort btw :)

[Mong]

yeah i played it yesterday before it was posted its the coot, lol were making a mini game with kenny and something simple

ill keep you posted

remember we are new to actionscript so give us a break

[radass]

105381 :D

[Joshu]

I hate you, Dave, and all that you stand for.

Still, I was thinking "the Joshu-Columbine shooter".

[radass]

i stand for truth, freedom, and the american way

[Moo]

"i stand for truth, freedom, and the american way"

it should be:

"i stand for truth, freedom, and the bearded way"

[mudgie]

Make love to me, Dave!

[Mong]

how could you resist that charm mudgie i dont blame you

[radass]

You know, i think you're right joshu, sheep game is very similar to rail camping in q3 dm17 and pegging anyone who jumps :P

[Joshu]

Except you don't need the blistering accuracy - this is more about the whack-a-rat reflexes than aiming, and the keeping-yourself-from-shooting-when-you're-about-out-of-ammo.

[radass]

true

Originally posted by Griphonix
55K still for me...
waiting for the mon(k)ey gets annoying

you're obviously not clicking him enough times when he comes out :P

[Joshu]

I can only get about 5 clicks of the monkey per time :( I should turn on Numkeys to further pwn all.

Damn Dave, look what you've made me do, I've gone and learnt ActionScript now :(

[radass]

dont complain -- you should have seen how gay it was in flash 4. all coding had to be done in a non-resizable dialog, that didn't support cut and paste. and only through the discovery of an undocumented feature is anything decent even remotely possible

made some other gay shiath for the company i worked for in sydney:

[radass]

.

[Joshu]

HAHAHAHA, what's the "CloneCD done ripping!" noise in classic.swf in there for? :D

I'm working on my own shiatty thing, gotta sort out a couple of bugs (like deleting buttons using Actionscript) and I'll chuck it up. It's more of a life lesson than a game...

[Joshu]

:D

[radass]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

[mudgie]

Woah, Minislots is perfectly realistic - I never win in this one, either...

And Joshu, you scared me.

[radass]

the slot machines i made are actually mathematically correct in that they use reel strips from a real slots game

this one is crazy, was meant to get one of the artists to make proper art for it but it never happened ..

[Joshu]

Slot machine games never took my fancy :( "Click a button and either win or lose" stuff.

[radass]

yeah they're gay

but they paid the bills for a while

[Joshu]

How would they pay bills? Do you mean to say people paid to play slot machines, online?

[radass]

I worked for one year, for GoCORP (Gaming online corporation), in Sydney.

They were running an australian goverment regulated online casino, called ausvegas. When the goverment introduced the legislation pwning aussie online casinos, the backdated it far enough to catch gocorp, but not the other aussie online casino. They in turn bought gocorp because it had floated on the stock exchange, and gave us the chance to keep our jobs but moving to brisbane. Because everyone in qld is married to their sisters, i returned to vic instead ..

the flash games werent part of the real casino, just silly fun things

[Mong]

meh looks that i know more about ActionScript then you joshu then again its in my courses cirruculum

[Joshu]

Yeah, but then again, I did only start on it while eating lunch today :) For half-an-hours learning and half-an-hour's fuddling around, I like to think I did pretty well.


Oh, and by the way, look at me, I'm better than radass because I know Brainfuck better than he does. :rolleyes:

[Mong]

uh huh, we really need to settle this joshu

[forest]

165590 :D

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Mong
uh huh, we really need to settle this joshu

What's that meant to mean?

[radass]

he means that http://www.lanx.org.au/spotlight/mong/theword.php?font_size=20&the_word_is=it's ON biatch!

[kyzen]

Originally posted by Mong
were making a mini game with kenny and something simple

Just cause I let you have a free shot at the king doesn't in anyway give you free reign fucktard... In the immortal words of strong bad, "it's like, even when we win, he wins...". You're still on probation after your ban, so give me a reason to send you back to staring at the anus of love. :)

Originally posted by Mong
uh huh, we really need to settle this joshu

Also any more threatening comments like this and you can fuck right off. This isn't the school yard where the biggest fattest ugliest fucktard wins, so stop trying to be a hard case tough guy, so do us all a favour, pull ya head in.

*** LAST WARNING ***

[mudgie]

I ran some forums for a while, and all it takes is one cock sucker, who's balls only exist on the Internet, to piss everyone off and make them leave. Mong: learn to keep your fucking mouth shut!

[Peter]

yeah so true is that eigh mudgie :/

[Mong]

Who's to say that my balls on exist on the internet mudgie?

[radass]

You !

http://www.lanx.org.au/spotlight/mong/theword.php?the_word_is=m y balls on exist on the internet!&font_size=12

Just kidding :D

[Joshu]

Originally posted by Mong
Who's to say that my balls on exist

[radass]

noted :D

[Joshu]

I actually quoted that post without noticing the "on", so I thought he was saying "Who's saying my balls exist on the internet?"

Oh well :cool:

[Mong]

mleh
typo